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Hurry back prince ;)
LOL what else you guys have me do to convince Server28-everybody that I'm
really not in Evony anymore, and glad I did not busy myself with virtual
battlefield because coincidentally my real life country is at the brink of civil
war at this moment since the last three months, and still counting, if the
majority race have had their way. I've been busy in blogs, newspapers, web
forums as well as YouTube, doing what I do best -- Peace. Calling out to
everyone to give peace a chance, even if it would only mean postponing the
long overdue assimilation.
Assuming you guys like to hear some spine-chilling story for a refreshing
change from your Evony toys: Owh, it's nearly a brutal bloody affair here in
my country on July 9, especially when some people thought we could force a
change in my country like how the civilians did it in Tunisia and Egypt. But
this is Malaysia. We were so close to painting the country red; the winners
assimilating, looting and raping the weak ones, quite like what had happened
in Indonesia in 1989. Thanks gawd my country didn't explode in that similar
gruesome scale -- maybe not yet. I'm sure some of you guys come from war-
torn countries and you probably have better stories to tell. But we're not
comparing stories here. I'm telling my story because of what I have
discovered below:
While I was doing my writing, reporting on events, giving opinions about
certain matters, making assessment about the situation and drawing up
worst-case scenarios... while these were taking shapes in my head, for some
uncanny reason, some of the commonsense come from what I had
experienced in this Evony server, especially with regards to political ploy,
mind game, dominance and to what extents the coalition government can
intimidate the oppositions, or in what manner it can pull itself from jaws of
defeat. Believe you me, what is commonsense here is also commonsense in
the political drama in real world. Betrayals, changing side, failed loyalties,
good men die young, second thoughts, afterthoughts, and so on.
Maybe it cannot relate to modern USA, but third world or developed countries
like mine still follow the old rules -- race rules. In here, UBA is the majority
race. My mistake, partly, during our struggle against coalition game, we had
unknowingly given a sense of belonging to them UBA. Now their fellowship
become as strong as a race it's an uphill battle to subdue this UBA race. We
need a miracle for that; I am not the miracle. We need time for that; I can't
buy you times. We need a server merger for that; I have waited too long for
that myself.
This server has evolved into a phenomenon where battle outcomes are no
longer decided by how good is one's combat skill; it's how many people can
one bring into his war party. Dragons are deadly but coalition is the ultimate
weapon in Evony Age I, at least in this server. That I'm sure everyone can agree.
I am not discouraging the Indies-everybody. But if I could import some
knowledge from recent political tension in my real life country to here I have
to say a unified resistence will only make the UBA becoming more unified.
Don't give them reason to unify. That resistence could only turn UBA on its
head if the widespread revolution can finish them off in a matter of days. But
if the attempts are dragged into weeks without much success, and then
months without much success... might as well quit the resistence. Because if
we took that long to do the job... by then all UBA would have a common
cause for survival. When they get into their signature formation they can
finish off even the entire server, or three servers, in one night. The only
reason they did not already is probably because some of them were reluctant.
This server is dying anyway, if it is not dead already.
While the other servers are still improving their game, we dared ourselves to
take our game to a professional level, the dangerous level. Now the
dangerous game has mind of its own we cannot keep up with the new
challenge. At this point we're at a level where we're at a dead end, literally.
What else is there on hilltop after you're finally there, seen it all. You go
downhill, that's the only option now. Or jump off the cliff and liberation alas.
Go back to basic, play this game as it was intended to be played -- a
wargame that shouldn't require you to be online for a freakin six hours
straight; online not by choice but by circumstance. I believe there's more fun
in that than what you're having now. Fun is when we can have time chatting
with buddies, organising an attack or two before logging off. UBA's fault is
they become too strong for the opponents to have fun defending against
UBA; the Indies' fault is they become too weak for the UBA to have fun
attacking the Indies. Either one is no fun. So I presumed. Only my
hypothetical speaking. If you guys think otherwise go ahead with it, spare me
the rebuttals as I won't be here much. My battlefield is out there in Malaysia streets.
Beside, I will have a child in a matter of days, great possibility a boy if the
ultrasound scan is anything realiable. More the reason to celebrate! If by the
time he can walk he straight away goes to gym LOL he definitely picks that
from me. But when in later years he also indulges in Evony battlefield,
neglecting his parents because some virtual army is marching towards his
castle I guess I must say it's my payback for not spending more time talking
to him while he was growing in his mother's womb.
Allow me to return to my newsroom, the real one. You guys stay save ok. Get
out of Evony for a week or two ok. Go to the beach ok. Feel the sun, feel the
breeze, squeeze the man fondle the girl LOL whatever as long as it can help
bring back that wonderful, realistic person you thought you have lost.
Whatever grudges I have with anyone in here, I forget it completely already.
It ain't worth it. Silly that I did. Cheers everyone!
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That was a very nice post Kris, for once I agree with most of what you said, congrats on the baby and good luck in the real world.
Ello dear, beautiful post, congratulations on your son {daughter if the ultrasound was wrong}. .... convince us ... hmmm nothing ... lie detectors can be tweaked ... so can words. Glad to hear you've let go of your grudges. grudges do no good, trust me. However... as much as I'd like to believe that you're not in our server anymore {your words that you're gone not that you actually are I do miss your writing everyday with my morning coffees}... I believe you are. How else would you know our server is dying, that the indies are almost dead and UBA is becoming stronger and more unified? Nope I believe you are sitting right under our noses somewhere ... if not right under your biggest enemy (or ex grudge as you say). I do think I'll take your advice about the vacation though :cheer: from evony not to the beach though =)
UBA ladies don't forget to RSVP to the party in my castle in Tuscany ;) :princess:
lol ill be there neighbour :)
Turns out...the server is not dead...
What did I see 6 VAULT around 2 UBA after chasing the Titans (I think) away?
tiBattle, tiknight -- tell us about your journeys....
Also got hilarious news that Sassy ported right into an attack, from the person she was porting from cause his last victim left (sounds like a soap opera right?)
I'm not trying to report as much as hear from participants....
Shocked by the activity ;)
lol I sure did, I honestly thought tiBattle was just super quick at searching the map and saw me land not 7 miles from where I left the day before...turns out the waves had already been marching at someone else.
I did stick around a bit longer to have coffee with tiBattle last night, even got lucky and killed some of his instant trans though at the first sight of his massive ummm....mechs....I decided to save my city and my hero :cheer: port port port!!! hehe
...and so continue the days of our Evony lives (cue music) :rofl:
it was a good play by vault, moved in 6 cities in a fairly short period of time, a news flash went out in the UBA that reds were huddled together and Centrion was quick to jump on the bandwagon to help support titans. was nice to see the indies getting organized and fighting back and nice to see the quick and effective support of our fellow uba's
Massive Mechs and still no word from the tibattle?
Must be exercising those big boys out... ;)
im not gona commentate on this since i feel there is nothing worth talking about but will show to you all anyways. enjoy these screen shots
http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/...aultAssult.jpg
http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/...ultAssult2.jpg
http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/...28/assult3.jpg
http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/...28/assult4.jpg
http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/...28/assult5.jpg
http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/...28/assult6.jpg
http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/...28/assult7.jpg
me and tiBattle:
Ports: $6
Pencillin: $24
can of coke: $2
Ham sandwhich: $4
All Vault members porting within 30 minutes of first attack? Priceless!!!
The ham sandwich was one of the best I've ever had!
oh oh wait!!! I seem to be missing something..... *Looks at pic one....then pic two....back to pic one....back to pic two* .....ohhhh I see it now!!! What happened to the two original UBA guys?? lol! :dizzy:
But VAULT isn't here to laugh or ridicule. They wanted to play, we out numbered them. They didn't like it. They left. Called in the big dogs. We left. hahaha
Good plays by both sides ;)
So I went public...and no reply
<8:44>[Dimwit]: Hey I'm looking for a K-NTRAG names cutie.... is she hiding bhind a bag of potato chips or what?
<8:46>[drakshadow]: sorry no one but us d-bags here
<8:46>[Dimwit]: I hear that if you insult her... you can get some serious attention.... Perhaps she may even start to stalk me.. Make me appreciate life more
<8:48>[Dimwit]: There must be at least 1 diamond player that can speak up for their overweight..pathetic...crybaby...sh1tbag friend.. not even 1?
<8:49>[drakshadow]: ummmm she isnt in diamonds anymore.... dia is uba and we wouldnt take her
<8:49>[Dimwit]: Ooopps...death inc... they tuirned into as*mongers? damn...my how teh times have changed
Lord KnIGhTmArE gained 1 Medium Medal Box(worth 140 Cents) from Amulet!
<8:50>[Dimwit]: The lords of tuscany? Their best defense is email?
<8:50>[drakshadow]: lol ouch
<8:51>[drakshadow]: Centrion - if you cant beat us, try to get us banned
<8:53>[Dimwit]: Amazing.... that one player can hold a server hostage.. based on lies.... and now I hear she's quitting -- because her pathetic life now has no meaning
I know this will likely get pulled from the forum, but its just a copy and paste from world chat.
The question is...what has happened to DeathInc that they would resort to emails to ban rather than compact defense? I don't get it.
Cutie -- explain yourself. This is no way to defend your army.
Mercenary should be active -- besides he spends enough to own evony ;)
Dimwit.... love your post..
She won't be able to respond because she's dead dim!!<-------- in the game that is...
Excellent reporting tik ... beautiful screen shots too ... though I do think mine are still prettier ;)
I've actually had a few really good weeks too as far as killing and well killing...
I don't think I have much for screen shots ... but I think my word is good enough as many people did see the area...
Now anyone who's somebody knows that Totten and myself have been going back and forth for MONTHS in the forums, in evony, on the battlefield... whispers and mails ... the works.
Totten had decided to "quit" ... so ... long and behold I get the excellent prize of being his last "victim" ... I woke up one day and skype was going off ... hey guys tottens attacking someone .. can't remember who now ... oh no he ported ... so I was casually looking around the map for him ... Thinking I had all the flats near my best city full ... soo looking around ... damn hes not anywhere near me ... then I start my farming ... thinking I was all outta luck ... then long and behold ... here is a red flag "tot" on the flag ... omg ... 9.3 miles from me... WOOP! ... Sending away scouts at him ... 1 million no report ... hmm ... okay another million on the way ... still no report .. okay this calls for some drastic measures timed 1.5 million from my two closest cities ... still no report of even whats remaining. Puzzled I was .. this guys been in holiday for months and months ... off and on of course ... so I was like hmmm ... PD rana can you guys scout for me .. Rana quick on to save the ladies of our alliance... sure he says ... out goes Armageddon (his best hero named after yours truly) ... 8 million scouts left he says ... well oh .. erm ... I just wasted so many ... I can't do that ... then Rana and Totten had a convo that I never seen the whole thing of so can't post. So .. I'm looking at the time .. damn I have an appointment in three hours.
Next thing I know .. Rana says in chat ... uh oh milli your in trouble ... Hmmm what? ... he says hes here for his final for you and is going to make you hurt before he leave... so ... anyone who knows me knows I am royal crap at defense because I'd never done it for more then a few waves here and there.. or one mech wave ... and a few 69s ... of course I don't count bombs and spam .. get that all the time. So I say uhm okay ... but he won't have much a chance hes 9.3 miles from me ... then he scouts me .. and I gladly open gates for him to see knowing he outnumbered me vastly with scouts. Next thing I know he pops up another city two miles to the left of where he was ... okay ... then a city pops up in my flat I released ... that was an advance port though so I wasn't worried. Then another pops up right under my city... well I guess I asked for this one ... everyone's whispering me defense tips trying to help me out ... I was ignoring pretty much everyone was focused on the name of the city he popped up with under me ... "MarryMeHA" ... which was a personal dig that I don't care to post the meaning of here. So I'm sitting ... Ranas like okay Milli, Im porting in ... you need someones hero and good scout count with what hes got ... yes I say still transfixed on the name of the city.
I was like ... hmm okay ... 15 minutes past nothing ... another 5 ... nothing okay well I'm going to attack him I'm bored and this is ridiculous waiting for him. OMFG He's in holiday ... I have to sit here and wait for him to get out of holiday .... ugh... well that works I can go to my appointment now since hes clearly in hols till at least tomorrow at this time. Then my birdy starts blinking ... I say hello flashy to my little bird .. then look and its from GingaNinja ... lol a 32 hour attack with 1 worker ... *grumble*
PrinceD had come over and moved in shortly afterwards also as Totten had messed around with his ... friends account... lol so he popped over too ... made me lose 200k trans and 100k cavs sending him good too when he took over the 10 lol :o
http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/y...lly901/TOT.png
two days later ... another worker is added with another 32 hour attack .. and again ... and again ... oh .. this went on for about 11 days ...
was up one night fairly late .. was about 7am my time .. and out of no where I see 28 reports in my box .. which was not so unusual for me normally have upwards of 1k ... still seeing my birdy blinking ... used to the blinking now ... then I was like hmm I thought I cleared that ... maybe I had reports come back ... so go to check .. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ... 28 plunder reports... oh my god finally hes out of holiday ... Buddy quickly and swiftly sends me his hero and a million scouts ... ohh my poor archers and melee ... okay .. time to be smart ... aww damn I need a coffee... quickly run down the stairs and back up ... nope hes not broken through my gates ... nope not broken through my mechs ... or my scouts lol... this is going to be intereesting .. send out the troops that had lived so far ... send them to my pretty little valley ... and let buddys hero do the work ... putting my high pol hero in as mayor making sure that walls are covered for defence ... going to heal every few minutes ... laughing ... after 240 waves and 6 mech waves ... he goes back into holiday.
After the attacks that day I was stuck up with 62 million honour.
first attack ... someone reinforced me with troops that I didn't know about when I tried to drop to mech defence .. oops : http://ww.evonyurl.com/1mxyiu
then the rest look like this :
http://ww.evonyurl.com/b5o2xv
http://ww.evonyurl.com/s4wz3f
http://evonyurl.com/hgknm8
LOL stupid archers came out of the barracks right at the time of landing *blushes* http://evonyurl.com/u9ched
http://evonyurl.com/g3lceh
I had started bumping my honour down before I took this snapshot:
http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/y...fromtotten.png
and two days later he came out again ... over the two days I had 101million honour ... and he didn't to my understanding get even a 10% report ... aside from maybe the first 28 attacks when I was unaware I was being attacked.
Cheers Totten for teaching me defense real quick. Hope you are enjoy real life :D
OOOO and just to clear things up Totten had attacks from 3 cities going at me and neither time did Rana or PD reinforce me ... was Buddys hero both times.
PrinceD did start attacking Totten the second time.
Milly, you do have good battles, but I will say this, IF Rana ported next to me, I would port too........
Hi there,, yeah i still pop in once in awhile and yeah i miss playing.
Milly,, nice defense there, figures totten would hide in holiday and try and catch ya off line,,, no guts or honor with him. But totten hope you enjoy RL.
From what I was reading looks like a bunch got together and had Merc banned or suspended. I had thought better of those individuals as i talked to them before i retired and must say am very disappointed in them, if ya can't beat someone on the battlefield doesn't mean you plot to get them banned and whine about it. That really shows no honor. To all those that complained about Merc,, who is next that ya can't beat and will whine about??? If that is what the server has come to,, i am sorta glad i left or I might have been next on their whine list.
Am gonna head off before i say somethings that i most likely shouldn't.
War well UBA and squash those that deserve it into the gound.
very well said raven, its a bunch of BS! i have to say tho, i have gotten mail from a few reds even ones in DI offering their support too merc and saying they dont agree with what was done to merc. you just have to look across the map to see the amount of people flying MERC on their flags to show their support.
and raven pls stop in and say hi as often as possible, im sorry i missed you the other day. i hope all is well in RL with you :)
Nice seeing u raven... The guys/ gals miss u here.... Don't worry about those di karmas a ***** an they will get what they deserve soon!!!!<--------- in the fken game that is NOT in rl so don't report me as well
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...ilpikekill.png
Just thought i would put this out there ;)
and the 2nd
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...lpikekill2.png
Great job M0lywop :)
unfortunately i gotta admit nice hit there
http://ww.evonyurl.com/f9ierd
for those that are interested in what was sent (sorry too lazy to do a screen shot)
and woot a teleporter too :cheer:
U forgot to say in the game Milly lol
I think it just goes to show that he finally got turned in for being a big a-hole that he is!!!!!!!!!!!! And We all know who im talkin about. In my opinion!!
you must be one of the many that he has hit because you sure as hell dont know him.
wrong merc, we're talking about MERCENARY
[Armageddon]: OHHH you can show yourself ... going to lie about that too ?!?!
[Cutie2009]: Ya know, Think about how bad WC gets and punishment is ever given
[Cutie2009]: So Ya gotta wonder how bad he got
[Yihong]: sticks and stones
[Cutie2009]: And for the record, I didnt file with the FBI and I didnt get him banned
[Lainey]: you have a lot of nerve even typing on this server... everyone hates you. i wish u would just die (in the game)
[Cutie2009]: He got himself suspended. They pulled chat my dear
[Lainey]: NO ONE BEILIEVES YOU
[Cutie2009]: Several people, several people were done with his personal threats
[Armageddon]: YA KNOW LYING is a crime when you get the law involved ... it;s kinda like an oath.... go hide before someone
comes to get you IN THE GAME !
[MERCENARY]: Funny I was about to say the same LIAR!
[Cutie2009]: LOL Ya, that right, Evony lied too
[MrMAG00]: Liar Liar............................
[Cutie2009]: omg
[MERCENARY]: I m here so your lies were proven
[Armageddon]: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
WC sure was interesting tonight :rofl:
glad you're back merc :cheer:
wait wait wait there's more : [/COLOR]
[Cutie2009]: There is Mr.Banned himself?
[Sir ThunderChunky]: GO MERC GO!!!
[Lainey]: hows it feel to be outted
[Armageddon]: WOOOOP GO MERC *dances*
[Cutie2009]: He was never banned. LOL He lied
[MrMAG00]: HUUUURAYYY MERC!
[MERCENARY]: I really have nothing to say to you EXCEPT
[EPEET]: GO MERC!!!!! WOOT
[CherryBomb]: : )
[Cutie2009]: He was suspended. LOL
[MERCENARY]: GET HELP
[Cutie2009]: u are all fools LOL
[MERCENARY]: I didnt know what i was until about 7 mins ago
[EPEET]: ??? you are the one thats a fool cutie.....
[MERCENARY]: WHen i got mail from EVONY regarding the lies you told
[Armageddon]: Hey cutie gonna port truce or holiday for the rest of your exsistance ... IN TH EGAME ?
[Cutie2009]: Oh please Merc, I have already given to the people who matter the real evony mail
[Armageddon]: someone quick call 911 before she does!
[schil]: hey MERC!!!!! can anyone join this conversation?
[Cutie2009]: oh ya, OMG that right, where is that FBI he claimed? Banned too?
[Lenny1]: hmmmmmmmmm if u dont call FBI why lie and tell me u did?
[Cutie2009]: Please, guys wake up
[Lainey]: oooooooooooooo shyt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[Armageddon]: OH SNAPADOODLES
right so wait ? he was banned .... because "he must've been bad for the punishment given" ... then she didn't report it ... yet they took her logs.... then he wasn't banned ... he lied... and he was suspended ... then she got a real mail from evony ... but she didn't report it? But she told her bestest friend ever Lenny1 that she did report it to the FBI ... but we all have to wake up .... :dizzy::duh::duh::dizzy:
http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/y...y901/CUTIE.jpg
but if shes not in the wrong ... she shouldn't have holiday'd eh ?
this all confuses the crap out of me haha
Ike... the simple version.... Cutie acted kinda Kuntie and then cried when it didn't work to get Merc in RL trouble cause he killed her in the game and now in RL she is whining.. better?
ok, are we over it now? done? its in the past... so lets see the damage he caused to pay them back for the supposed banning....
give us more reports :rofl::flame:
Somebody actually got that upset over evony they went to the cops..and people thought drugs were an addiction
Justin EvonyAnon is down the hall you are in the wrong forum
It was a ripe Friday afternoon in the world of evony, Master Y0DA was doing a stock take on the food within the castle. His training general Sly2 was busy teaching his mechanized troops all about the good aspects of the force. All was well, or so the forces of good thought........
Master Y0DA sensed aspects of the dark side nearing, upon looking around he noticed no scouts in the courtyard and a handful waiting outside the healing Master's door. Something was wrong!
He decided to go to the highest point in his fortress, levetating up to his beacon tower he could hear the evony gods cursing him. This was not good. Upon looking out all became clear. Sith Lord Rana Pratap's war fortress was on the horizon, many miles away but looking very close due to its sheer size. He could see a mass of troops approaching. Knowing the Sith Lord's mighty army from their previous encounter Y0DA knew he would need to be cunning. If the Sith Lords army was warned that Master Y0DA knew they were coming they would use different dark tactics.
Master Y0DA decided to remove all his layered troops, this would allow his archers and mechanised units to wipe out many attacks. He summoned his generals and troops, all workers, warriors, pike, sword and horse born troops were snuck out the back gate to a nearby grassland. Master Luke approached his teacher to request to fight the battle, Y0DA knew this fight would lay with his hardest general Sly2. Master Luke unhappy was sent to the grassland aswell. Sly2 was not jedi, she is a brilliant tactician, able to calculate at a high level in a short period of time. Which is why Y0DA normally had her training his army.
The evil Sith Lords army's were approaching. Master Y0DA perched himself in the beacon tower with Sly2 at his side ready to move his army.
The first waves of the Sith Lords army hit, there were few casualties on the forces of good. All of the forces of the Dark side perished in these initial waves.
At this point Master Y0DA detected a large force some time away, he knew this would be the one single wave that held more power than he had ever seen. A very powerful general commanded this dark attack force that had been war ensigned for greater effect. A single drop of sweat appeared on this Jedi Masters head.
Pushing that worry to the back of his mind Y0DA continued with the fight that was infront of him. Using his immense Jedi mind control he ressurected all aspects of his wall defences for his fortress. These slowed down the evil Sith Lords attacks so his archers and mechanised units could get cleaner shots to kill the forces of darkness.
Whispers began being exchanged, by the two men of honour. Neither willing to back down, but yet both very humane and hospitable. Master Y0DA was rather shocked when the Sith Lord returned his valley after it had been search for troops mid battle. Little did Sith Lord Rana Pratap know that the hidden troops were right under his nose is a simple grassland nearby.
An hour of solid fighting had passed, the main powerful dark wave of troops approached. The ground was shaking with the immensity of it all. A dust storm followed the troops as they got nearer. But it wasn't going to be a simple fight for Rana had a evil trick up his sleeve. Y0DA detected many scout bombs being timed before and after this massive dark attack within seconds of it. Knowing that if he didn't open and close his gates at the right time his army would perish completely. This would be the Jedi Masters greatest challenge. Master Y0DA slammed the gates shut, the first scout waves hammered into the high walls, in an instanDt he reopened them. The ground shook as the massive dark wave entered the fortress. Y0DA himself sumersaulted into battle drawing his lightsaber to help his troops in this difficult situation. The dark wave was defeated, but at a heavy price. They had killed two hundred and fifty thousand troops. Y0DA did not hesitate though as he simultaenously slammed the fortress gates shut and healed his wounded.
The Jedi Master could see no attacks en route. He detected a sense of honour in Sith Lord Rana Pratap. Y0DA knew what was expected of him to be truely honourable. He projected himself to the evony gods, their whispers of anger had turned to that of being pleased. Seeing this Jedi hold off two million eight hundred thousand troops with a force an eight of the size had impressed them. Y0DA simply asked his men and generals be spared for twelve hours. The evony gods agreed.
Checking from his beacon tower Y0DA could see the Sith Lord had already elevated his fortress to another land.
The war will continue, Y0DA expects their paths to cross again in the future.....