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Okay, here's something fun to play. One person (AKA me) starts a story. Then another person continues it. Then another person continues from that. And then it all spirals down into spammer hell. So enjoy! :)
One day, Joseph was walking down the street, holding a bunch of eggs, when all of the sudden he saw...
a boy. THE END! I'm so awesome. I ruin playful games, and doesn't afraid of anything.
of one of his shoes lace came untied and he asked the boy to hold his eggs while he bent down to retie it.
But suddenly, a ShArK came out of no where and started to eat the eggs!
Behind the shark came a cyborg centaur shouting "Huzzah!" as he lept out of a small bush.
The intensity of the centaur's voice stopped Joseph in his tracks. Sound waves shoved him off-balance, jarring his hands apart allowing 3 eggs to slip through his fingers and fall perilously towards the ground.
luckily for Joseph he had reflexes like a cat-ninja and his left foot caught the eggs.
At that moment the 3 eggs crack right on his left foot.
and then came a Bear out of no where and the bear and joseph started playing checkers
with himself, 'cause bears don't play checkers. They play chess.
The bear was filled with anger because he hated checkers so he lunged at joseph
with Ngf3, which didn't make any sense to Joe because he wasn't playing chess, but it was in fact a brilliant Bear checkers move.
The centaur got really confused and decided to start poking the bear with a point stick.
Suddenly, the boy turned into a piece of ham!
The crazy witch who wanted a sandwich pooped out of the bear and
... found no sandwich. So she asked Joseph, the Bear, and the Cyborg to go on an epic quest with her to find a sandwich!
The cyborg said 'no' and stabbed the witch in the face.
Joseph picked up the ham and eggs and started to run towards Dr. Susses' house in hopes that he could turn them green,
In the middle of his journey, he was sleeping by a tree and saw a white rabbit. Curiously, he chase it down a hole.
then he found johnny depp
Johnny Depp just happened to be in Michael Jackson form at that time. Joseph freaked out and began climbing out of the hole.
Into the barrel of a tank.
Which isn't a complete sentence.
Suddenly, the tank exploded, and Joseph died.
((This story now revolves around Johnny Depp and the Cyborg thingy))
Then the cyborg rebuilt the tank, piloted, and blew Johnny Depp up.
((And now the Cyborg is the main character. Lol))
Suddenly, MC Hammer ran up and started telling the Cyborg that he couldn't touch anything.
Hammer winked and placed his hand on the cyborg's inner thigh.
the cyborg replied with "hammer time" and hit MC over the head with a hammer
then the cyborg brought MC to his laboratory
when all of the sudden Chuck Norris jumped out and killed the cyborg
Chunk rebuilt the cyborg and then disappeared, because he didn't want to take over the plot of this story.
The cyborg shrugged and began to walk around town.
When suddenly there was a Leprauchaun dancing in the street, he asked if the Cyborg wanted to become a real boy.
At the corner of his eyes he sees a female cyborg
Punting the Leprechaun, he ran over to the robot lady and asked for her hand in marriage.
she said no
He turned around and took out eye drops and squeezed it into his eyes. Then he spun around to ask her again.
she still said no :)
So he ripped out her circuit board
then he restarted her and she said yes