Hey i am making this thread because..
1) i am bored
2) i am bored again
3) people ask me for tips always.
This thread is so you can write tips of how to get girls.
Ill start..
Always make them believe that you don't want them.
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Hey i am making this thread because..
1) i am bored
2) i am bored again
3) people ask me for tips always.
This thread is so you can write tips of how to get girls.
Ill start..
Always make them believe that you don't want them.
Always not look at them when they talk to you
not play evony
no no sun glasses do NOT make u look cool,
Have money...
smell good....
Treat them like real people!
Make sure the female knows the man is in charge, that she always makes him sandwiches.
Threat them as you would threat a 54 Chevy.
Keep one of these in your fridge at all times for emergencies
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Yeah. I'd have better luck getting a gf by doing what I usually do than with your all's advice...
Throw rocks at them and bark like a mad dog.
If that doesnt get you a gf nothing will.
hahaha lol funny people.
Here's a tip, goes both ways, if you like someone, find the courage to let them know. Even if you get rejected, as long as you said what you said. No regrets. =)
Want kudos pts, tell your lady or a complete stranger how beautiful/pretty/smart/funny etc she really is. Learn to compliment. It'll make her day.
Home Ec...! :duh::duh::duh:
*Gets out the makings for a tripe and pate sandwich for Revo...*
I have a tip. Hit on every person you see. Not just the women either. ;) 15,000 no's and and 1 err, sure... means yes!
Have fun being ignorant and close-minded your entire life.
But you could change and join the rest of the civilized world....oh, but another tip to get a girl.
Um...tell jokes, but not bad ones.
Tell unforced and non-awkward humorous observations and anecdotes about her, you, your surroundings, recent events, popular culture, the weather, politics, or any other of the many topics that you and her may connect through. Make her laugh. Not at how silly you're being, but with you.
Do not, under any circumstances, be yourself.
Seriously, be someone completely different.
And not yourself.
Also, don't be nice, girls hate nice guys. They only date jerks, until they're maybe 25 or so. So be a complete and utter jerk to them, and you'll get lots of girls. The worse you treat them, the more girls you'll get.
Addendum to above: Girls love to know you're getting anger management therapy...
Generally most girls feel they don't deserve better, so they'll hook up whoever is the biggest prick to them. Just the way things are...
That's exactly The reason why Im going to do the exact opposite when I get me my girl. A woman shouldn't feel less in you hands, she should feel empowered.
making a girl feel like she needs someone less is just wrong to me, it will also seem like an unsatisfying relationship as well. A girl who feels great, will make you feel great, and A girl who feel less, will just make you feel frustrated and less of a man. At least that's how I see it.
Be yourself, have honest confidence, get to know who they are and above all honor them as you would have them honor you.
Look, smell, and be clean. Make conversation and be an active listener.
Wait, do you want tips, or methods? or both?
Let me give you the whole package.
Here are some tips-
1. Never talk about weight.
2. Never ask them if they are virgin. yes, you can imagine how awkward that is.
3. Always keep them on your mind(thats for you, but eh...)
4. Never wear any thing to make you smell good that can be smelt before you enter the females general area.
5. Take your hat off when in the presence of them for the first time.
6. If they are wearing a skirt, never drop something on theirs and snap a pic when they are picking it up....(oh yea...lol)
7. Always look confident, never look down for anything, your shoes untied? oh yea? keep walking bub.
8. Never reach near your jock, just ignore the itch. (Revo...)
9. Never smile at them unless they smile first.
And the golden rule and the ultimate one to get a girl:
Tell them you know Crip.
And a method proven by me:
1. Walk up
2. Say hi
3. Theyre usually mine by this point so you lames can do as you please.
No, this is not made up.
And yes, i pwnt teh thread.
Here is the best tip for picking up girls; it also works well in life.
It is better to aim the bar of success low, trip over the bar and succeed then aim the bar high, crack your skull and fall backwards in failure.
So, when you see a group of girls, you have to consider this:
Every group of girls has one in particular that is just a tad heavier, maybe just a fraction below the attractive meter. Girls do this so they can then have someone to be better then. Find that one girl, and give her the greatest compliment, in front of the other pretty ladies.
Then you also tell them that you are a Prinzessin in Evony, top in your alliance and that your mom goes to bed at Ten. If that doesn't get her into your parents basement that you turned into a Dungeons and Dragons Battle Lair then you will never have a chance.
But some of them are win ... o_0
While running track, I saw her wave (not at me, I learned later on, but at another runner behind me) from the sidelines. So, I waved back, lost my footing, tripped, landed flat on my face, lost the race, won the girl. ;)
Err ... because said tree belongs to a staunch Environmentalist lady? o_0
Quite right.
^ These last two are the best answers so far. LMAO ... :rofl:
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The Ten Steps to Getting Teh Ladies.
1. Get Your Wife to Make a Sandwich
2. Put the Sandwich in a Plastic Baggy
3. Bring the Sandwich to a Bar
4. Ask Some Chick if She Wants a Handy Dandy Sandwich
5. Give the Sandwich to Said Chick Whether She Wants it or not
6. Run Away
7. Approximately 17 Feet from Said Chick, Stop Running and Turn Around
8. Say Something Incredibly Romantic
9. Lie Down
10. Go to Sleep
Using these ten steps, you will have:
a. Been romantic
b. Been intriguing
c. Caused all women within a 50 foot radius to realize that you are quite possibly the most romantic and intriguing person in the room
d. Been arrested for statutory rape
e. Acquired a good night's sleep
It will be some combination of the above.
I am not to be held responsible for any lawsuits caused by the above steps.
be truthful, dont check out other girls, be funny, be confident but not overly so, and dont freak a girl out