Does this mean you can say she has:
A big nose,
Getting a bit Tubby,
And her butt doesn't look good in it?
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Having a large Johnson and a fat bank account
always helps.
There are numerous vulgar comments in this thread.
I uphold the Platonic view of love in which love is chaste and spiritual. According to my philosophical background in Neoplatonism, the purpose of love is to stimulate the intellect and to elevate or excite the soul. The ultimate purpose of love is to transcend our base desires.
Not going to read the past pages to find out how derailed this thread got... instead I'll just reply to the OP...
My Dad always gave me the same advice about girls, so I quote: "If you can make a girl laugh, you can get into her pants."
Ah, fatherly advice.
You better know how to shake it shake it!
and like to move it move it!
http://img.youtube.com/vi/w_oCHkCjueQ/0.jpg
Just be a bad boy with lots of money. That would get girls fall on their knees and or if you are nowhere near being a bad boy, at least they'll keep you around for the money.
This actually reminds me of a friend of mine. She calls the guy, The Bank. Lmao. She'd only talk to him when she needs money. :rofl:
How much money do you have? I'll think about hangin with ya.
You better have a nice car as well. I don't want to go out with a toyota cressida. :rofl:
Heh.... so basically Naomi is agreeing with everything I said....
I want to get a Corvette so bad, those things are awesome... xD
I have a corvette.
Then I envy you 0.0
We have the money to get one... but my parents are savers. Whereas, I am the spender of the family. xD
When I first got a Debit card for Emergencies only. I figured a $200 purchase in Washington D.C. was an emergency, don't you? And after that, I forgot about the cash in my wallet, xD
I don't have cash anymore by the time I received my first card. Swiping card is an awesome thing to do xD.
Achenaran corvette trumps Corellian.
I dont have cash what so ever.. i have to pay 800 bucks.. f me.
[My post from an archived thread discussion]:
As a Neoplatonist, I am not interested in physical relationships of any kind. Here is the reason: according to Platonic theory the human individual is a charioteer pulled by two horses. The charioteer is logos or wisdom/reason that restrains the licentiousness or the frenzy and immoderation of the two horses. One horse represents eros or desire/lust and other base and vulgar desires while the opposing horse represents thymos or high-spiritedness and hubris. With eros or lascivious passions [sexual lust], the individual decays and becomes a slave to their own passions/desires. With thymos, the individual succumbs to the tragic flaw of hubris and becomes obsequious to their putrid and foul urges. With logos in control, the individual is moderate and is able to avoid the two polarities of expression. Sweet reason would be the nourishment of the soul as opposed to lust and the sin of hubris.
Agreed... for certain...
I second that.
Omg, I got followers! Everybody, I need a snapshot!! Quick, gather around me, k, now smile for the camera!
Yay! This ones going on the cover, xD
I've never had followers before! Unless you count the 114 members of my fan club, but they just envy me. :D
Please; Conrad gets more tail than the rest of us mortals combined.
Takes one to see one. But I happen disagree, But eh, What do I matter...
Ew.
It's technically 3rd. Mods have to know how to count aswell.
I know you're not used to it.
Here is a way that is 100% garunteed to catch you a female.
Step one: Go to a shop that sells the decorative war stilts woman use for hiding shortness and to appear more intimidating to rival female.
EG:http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6...spikeheels.jpg
Step two: Take most expensive pair.
Step three: Purchase trap like so:
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/955...apfeatures.gif
Step four: Place decorative war stilts in trap and leave with sign saying "FREE" in trap.
You should catch female with in 10 minutes, maybe even catch two female.
I get tail, bro...
http://www.geeks.co.uk/wp-content/up...9/08/Tails.jpg
*sets heels in the trap and waits for Saraaa*
Oh I like that heels. I love shiney things... OH LOOK!!
:rofl:
:princess: