Tips to get boys

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06-01-2010, 12:02 AM
Boleslav

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Originally Posted by rasterbee

I didn't title it, "How to pick up lil'boys" did I?

I fear it is a haxxor waiting to happen.
06-01-2010, 01:28 AM
Luccia

Shave your legs!!!
06-01-2010, 05:04 AM
darkchicken

I love the fact, that no female besides Koops/Revo posted in this thread. <3
06-01-2010, 05:16 AM
Fallbreeze

We don't need to. Normally, we have our share of male jerks following us, so we don't need the tips. :eek::rolleyes:
06-01-2010, 05:20 AM
darkchicken

I'm not a jerk. :(
According to my FB it says I'm a nice and shy person ;)
06-01-2010, 05:23 AM
Fallbreeze

Notice I wasn't naming anyone in my reply, dark. :) Going off of experience on this...
06-01-2010, 09:08 AM
Lord Arumen

Girls shouldn't try to get boys. Boys try to get girls- if girls try to get boys, then the guy always turns out to be a jerk. Why?

The main method of female attraction is sexual appeal. While all men find this appealing, the fact of the matter is that the ones who make a move are the ones who believe in self dominance and self-attractive qualities found in jerk.

Girls, also note; avoid guys who gel their hair.
"I think hair gel was invented to identify aholes from a distance."
-Demetri Martin
06-01-2010, 09:17 AM
Mopster

Be a girl...
06-01-2010, 04:11 PM
criplockin

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Originally Posted by wpack10

Wait there are tips for that?

Van with free candy?
06-01-2010, 04:20 PM
Crushking33

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Van with free candy?

I find that an ice cream truck is less conspicuous.
06-02-2010, 12:27 AM
Amandajg

Have boobs...

wait.. will that get me an infraction? lol
06-02-2010, 12:32 AM
armbarchris

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Originally Posted by Amandajg

Have boobs...

wait.. will that get me an infraction? lol

Well, if your girlfreind doesn't have boobs either your gay or your partner is very confused.
06-02-2010, 01:23 AM
joemanf

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

Girls, also note; avoid guys who gel their hair.
"I think hair gel was invented to identify aholes from a distance."
-Demetri Martin

I use gel in my hair when it's short... :(
06-02-2010, 03:17 AM
Quantum Leap

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Originally Posted by joemanf

I use gel in my hair when it's short... :(

Same here ... haven't used one in ages, though, since I've been keeping mine long-ish.

Back to the topic ... I don't think girls need the tips to "get boys". I mean, sure, maybe some want that, but ... while it's flattering to have girls chasing you, I'd rather not have girls who practically throw themselves on guys. It's okay to show you're interested, but hell, don't be too blatant about it. At least not until you're sure both of you are on the same page. Let us do the chasing (but don't play too hard to get!).

Also ... look good (no, you don't have to paint yourself up all the time just to get noticed ... just looking neat and nice is enough). Smell good (Johnny Bravo tip). Stay cool by being yourself (but don't go over the top). Be confident but not self-involved. Know how to laugh with other people, and at yourself & your mistakes. Smile ... a very nice genuine smile works wonders.
06-02-2010, 05:40 PM
Skirata

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Originally Posted by armbarchris

Well, if your girlfreind doesn't have boobs either your gay or your partner is very confused.

http://xspblog.com/wp-content/upload...fo-rlmente.jpg
06-02-2010, 05:43 PM
woody513

Tbh if your my age all you need is massive tits, a nice ass doesn't go unnoticed though.
06-02-2010, 05:45 PM
Skirata

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Originally Posted by woody513

Tbh if your my age all you need is massive tits, a nice ass doesn't go unnoticed though.

Eh, anything too big is bleh.
06-02-2010, 05:45 PM
criplockin

Skirata likes 'em dead.
06-02-2010, 05:46 PM
woody513

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Originally Posted by Skirata

Eh, anything too big is bleh.

True but some people in my year, holy crap.
06-02-2010, 05:48 PM
Skirata

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Originally Posted by criplockin

Skirata likes 'em dead.

Dam Skype.

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Originally Posted by woody513

True but some people in my year, holy crap.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I attribute it to the rise of the consumption of fast food.
06-02-2010, 08:44 PM
MsArianna

i dont have trouble getting guys, its finding ones that want to stay around and not cheat thats the problem...
06-02-2010, 08:46 PM
Skirata

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Originally Posted by MsArianna

i dont have trouble getting guys, its finding ones that want to stay around and not cheat thats the problem...

I'm open....
06-02-2010, 08:51 PM
BigBlugga

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Originally Posted by BigBlugga

She?said guys...

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Originally Posted by Skirata

[IMG]http://prosportswench.com/resources/******_bag1.jpg[/IMG]

Fail pic link is a failure.
06-02-2010, 08:52 PM
Skirata

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Originally Posted by BigBlugga

She?said guys...

http://images.forum-auto.com/mesimag...l_detected.png

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBlugga

Fail pic link is a failure.

You weren't supposed to see that post...
06-02-2010, 08:55 PM
MsArianna

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Originally Posted by Skirata

I'm open....

i am flattered, call me!!! haha
06-02-2010, 08:58 PM
Aramis

I thinik MsArianna and Luccia had this thing where they got Guys to invite them to Prom, then the girls came, beat them up and took away all the kids Action Figures and Magic Cards.

I still have nightmares when it happened to me.
06-02-2010, 08:59 PM
Skirata

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Originally Posted by MsArianna

i am flattered, call me!!! haha

YES!!!

http://captionsearch.com/pix/urvzh7oyn.png
06-02-2010, 09:00 PM
MsArianna

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Originally Posted by Aramis

I thinik MsArianna and Luccia had this thing where they got Guys to invite them to Prom, then the girls came, beat them up and took away all the kids Action Figures and Magic Cards.

I still have nightmares when it happened to me.

how did you know? ive tried to get over that for years...
06-02-2010, 09:00 PM
Dafi

Stop playing evony you will have some time for girls/boys ....
06-02-2010, 09:04 PM
rasterbee

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Originally Posted by Dafi

Stop playing evony you will have some time for girls/boys ....

I thought most OT'rs didn't play Evony anymore.
06-02-2010, 09:11 PM
MsArianna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dafi

Stop playing evony you will have some time for girls/boys ....

i dont play.... haha its not the getting thats the problem its the finding a good one

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasterbee

I thought most OT'rs didn't play Evony anymore.

you are right :)
06-02-2010, 09:13 PM
Aramis

Or you find someone who does play Evony, and you can include it into your awkward Role Playing Night activities.

You can play free the queen, storm the keep.
06-02-2010, 09:18 PM
WarAddict

Tips to get boys.. The girl must hand the man a C0nDDDooM the first day they meet, so they man will feel good to where this is going :)

(lol i would)
06-02-2010, 09:19 PM
Ghost101

Lovely new picture MsArianna ;)
06-02-2010, 09:20 PM
rasterbee

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Originally Posted by WarAddict

Tips to get boys.. The girl must hand the man a C0nDDDooM the first day they meet,

One of these?

http://franceshunter.files.wordpress...nfws-small.jpg
06-02-2010, 09:23 PM
WarAddict

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Originally Posted by rasterbee

One of these?

http://franceshunter.files.wordpress...nfws-small.jpg

Oh yes :duh:
06-02-2010, 09:24 PM
rasterbee

I'd totally fall for a girl if she gave me a baby condor on the first date.

Good tip, WarAddict.
06-02-2010, 10:20 PM
Rodri

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Originally Posted by MsArianna

Haha its not the getting thats the problem its the finding a good one.

There is the rub.
I'm sure Arianna could have her pick of any of thousands of boys. After all she is beautiful and shmexy, intelligent and funny. But 99.9% of those boys would fail to appreciate her for all that she is and should be rejected. Boys are basically stupid creatures that have little appreciation for the finer things in life.
Perhaps the girls should stop looking for boys and start thinking about what sort of man they would like in their lives?
06-02-2010, 10:26 PM
WN1 Hit

Oh I know a good one. Be rich.
06-03-2010, 03:47 AM
Quantum Leap

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Originally Posted by WN1 Hit

Oh I know a good one. Be rich.

... Rich in ... jerkcharm? o_0

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