So i was pwning this noob...

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Originally Posted by Skirata

So, this guy like disappears or some sh** and I'm like "Lets go girls!" and I'm like in heaven for at least 2 seconds. After having a 12 hour nap I like do telepathic stuff with the n00b and I'm like "Wanna play Evony so I can own you?"

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This guy like mind contacts me and asks if I wanna play Evony and I'm like "alright but what about your birds?" And then I saw this thread made by called "So I was pwning this noob..." and just had to post.

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Originally Posted by woody513

This guy like mind contacts me and asks if I wanna play Evony and I'm like "alright but what about your birds?" And then I saw this thread made by called "So I was pwning this noob..." and just had to post.

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This guy goes like "Ja" and asks about my friends with benefits. I say "They will be in the kitchen and it'll be a'ight." I take a look in OT and find this thread about our conversation and I'm like 'WTF?"

I was then like "oh s*** i've gotta sleep cause I gotta go to school tomorrow" so I said bye to the other noob and said we could continue our noob pwning tomorrow.

This guy goes like "FU, I got school" and I'm like "NO U!" I end up taking his hot female school teacher as another one of my personal servants to pwn him some moar.

So, ya all hear the story when i was pwning a bunch of nubs? actually 2 of them, while they were arguing with each other, i took their cities and stole their cookies all the while talking to AA :)

So I was pwning this Physics essay when this guy starts making out with my fit Physics teacher and I'm like "Here give her back, I've got a Physics exam on Monday."

So I was making out with n00bs teacher, right? All of the sudden he shouts "Give her back!?!?!?!" and I'm like "No." Pwned him so hard. He ended up failing his exam.

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Originally Posted by Shanbec

Wow, what a great thread, bish

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You aren't Crip, don't act like him.

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Originally Posted by Asmo

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Skirata owns this thread

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No, that title goes to Crip...
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So liek, I was pwning this n00b and he was liek, 'wtf h4x bruh' and I'm liek "Nuu, you're just a n00b".

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Originally Posted by acer5200

No, that title goes to Crip...

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No really it belongs to Skirata

Any way today i was pwning this noob but as i was about to deliver the death blow crips was like "plz dont hurt meh, im very fragile and need a hugz" so i gave him a hug.:bunny:

I waz pwning this nub on S1, when crip scouted me, he got a successful scout and my 1 scout attack lost on his city, needless to say, i felt quite the nub.