So I was pwning dis ere n00b, and...
Ah, sod it, I don't play Evony.
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So I was pwning dis ere n00b, and...
Ah, sod it, I don't play Evony.
hmmm so I was pwning this noob and found out it was my brother ... so I pwnd him some more
So I was pwning this n00b one day and he whispers me with, "hey cud u stop hittng my city plzzz??? i have exams 2moro." And I was like, "You just signed your death sentence, bud." So I go to WC and told everyone all-evil-like to find the rest of his cities coz he's not gonna last for long & the n00b proceeded to call me bish and kept pinking me with "F YOU's" and "go to h3ll" and stuff so I capped his city & captured a nice hero from him. So I persuaded said hero and totally pwned the n00b by npc'ing his 2 cities. The end. :cheer: In case you're wondering ... this didn't happen for real. Nub.
So I was like "wtf? Seriously?" And I decided the best thing I could do was kick him in the nads, real hard, he felt it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
so i saw some gnoob grabbing his crotch and wailing like a banshee, and i was like 'o man - not another wigger noobcake singin some R and B crap in my ear' so i threw a wet cat at him
PwNed
To clarify, this is pwning noobs anywhere, not just in evony, noobs.
So I was pwning this noob at Super Mario Kart.and he stinkied so bad he went and told his mom and got me grounded
So this kid hits me in the balls real hard. Feels bad, man. I'm sent to the hospital because of that kick and I get this real fine nurse. I don't think I need to tell you how the night ended. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by woody513
He scored with a nurse and I was like "wtf? You scored in a hospital, you're a f***ing player..." So I just tried to keep away from hermaphrodites, noobs, bisexuals and Evony so I didn't run into this noob again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
So i was pwning this noob, and then i got herpes.