Alright guys. Tell what was the scariest time of your life. exaggerate if you want to make the story good. :D
Ill start.
When i saw Bigfoot in the mountains, he was eating another human being.
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Alright guys. Tell what was the scariest time of your life. exaggerate if you want to make the story good. :D
Ill start.
When i saw Bigfoot in the mountains, he was eating another human being.
When I drank the lost drop from a bottle and thought that the rum was gone.
When i saw someone start another spam thread in OTD:duh:
Scariest moment was when my friend and I put his trampoline up on the roof of the garage; so started jumping 15 feet off the ground 20 feet up. It was ok and scary until my friend karate kicked me and I ended up dropping about 30 feet into a Rose Bush garden.
Of course my friend ditched me and I was knocked out till his mom found me.
When I did my first IV and forgot to press on the vein after I took out the needle with the catheter still in (I was trying to put tubing on) and blood squirted everywhere and the Patient yelled at me!
Scariest moment I can remember was when my uncle pushed me into 15-foot deep lake water (the really green, swampy kind) when I was 5. I was pretty slow on learning how to swim.
They tend to do that when you spurt their blood everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley39
dang thats gotta be the best idea ever lol how on earth did you and your friend end up thinking of doing that?
what the crap... it wasnt a WHOLE LOT and it was my firstQuote:
Originally Posted by KOOPS95
When i pooped and missed
eww........................Quote:
Originally Posted by NapoleonI
The scariest moment I have ever experienced was on last Sunday.
I thought Skiratas scariest moment was when his pick up skirata thread netted 3 dates; with the same 500 pound man wearing different wigs.
Do you still miss Rhoda?
You have no idea how scary it was. Crip and Joe may have been laughing but I wet my pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aramis
Well, be glad that Crip did not bring his Aunt to the party, would have made for an awkward bitter fight at the buffet if a little kid ate the last of the crab cakes.
when i had no food in the house that was scary nearly died from scared
scariest moment of my life would be when i woke up dead
But if you woke up dead you wouldn't be alive therefore that is not the scariest moment of your life. ****!Quote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied
Skirata, unless he woke up and he was Undead.
clearly she aint smart up there :duh::duh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aramis
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Originally Posted by Skirata
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Originally Posted by AxisDenied
I had a funneh in my head when I read this.
Then he wouldn't be alive... **** too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aramis
What the f*** you say?Quote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied
But being undead is not the same as being alive. Unless they are UnAlive in which case they aren't Undead, but they are still responsibile for their credit bills and basic hygeine.
Being undead is no excuse for not taking a shower.
WTf are you talking about?
Scariest moment in my life?
When I realized I was getting addicted to Evony. The fear almost killed me right then.
Oh, and then there's that time I nearly got mauled by a rabid dog... lucky me I fled 'cross the street and a guy on a speeding truck (rural area) drove on the dog.
CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT THAT SMART UP THERE !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
:duh::duh::duh:
do you want me to say it again
axis we cant understand crap your saying now ****, like Skirata told you already.
1. You are an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied
2. Let me show you why you are an idiot.
>clearly she aint smart up thereQuote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied
>she aint smart
>she
First of all, you are an idiot for calling me a girl. Two, ain't is not a word. Three, if ain't was a word you wouldn't spell it "aint", it would be "ain't."
haha yes mr war addict anything u sayQuote:
Originally Posted by WarAddict
well maybe u should change ur avatar looks like a girl unless thats what your into in that case thats your thing and i dont make fun of people cause of thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Well, I'll assume you are a Venom cosplayer or something then. What's it like getting owned by Spiderman all the time?Quote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied
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Originally Posted by WarAddict
ummmm actually just yesterday it was about 11 at night and the phone rang,and my dad came to my room and said to me the police from 41 division is on the phone for you apparently there's a girl who got assaulted and wants to press charges on you,I was like wtffff...so i went to talk on the phone and said hello and as soon as i did they hung up,i spent the WHOLEEE night awake only to find the next morning that someone was just fooling around with me...how i found out : police never call on private,and they wouldnt call they would knock on your door,they'd never hang up the phone, also the idiot messed up the location he said he was calling from 41 division but the location he said the girl was assaulted at was at 54 division....
hmm i wouldn't know anything about that since im what people call an adult i dont watch cartoonsQuote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
and my avatar is a pic used by a rock group girl o sry i mean guy
Lol. Spiderman came out when you were a child.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied
haha damn you are really informed on that subject huh .Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Why wouldn't I? Comics were a very important part of the American culture at one time. More important than some "rock band" that seems to steal designs off a comic.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied
This one time i thought i got someone pregnant.
Luckily pialpha failed the pregnancy test.
okay first your talking bout cartoons and now comics whats next, you want to compare star wars light sabers hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
well u must need glasses cause it doesn't look like they ripped off the design of there logo from the comic you described
hmm flame wars, haven't had those in a while.
Haha its nice.. I like your signature. can i be your friend?Quote:
Originally Posted by darkchicken
Only flamer here is me. I'm not sure wtf Axis is doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkchicken
I have no idea what you are trying to type so I'll do my best to translate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied
I can't wait for our infractions. I'll see you on the other sideeeeeee.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxisDenied