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Hang out at Walmart.
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Originally Posted by Awesomeness5577
Another one... :duh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Awesomeness5577
lmao...
I have no clue why were the only one's posting..
Tips to get free food.
Imagine that rocks are donuts. :D
Amateurs!
1. Go to church for the wafer and wine.
2. Try free samples from the pick'n'mix section of the supermarket.
3. Try some free samples from the fresh produce section of the supermarket.
4. Get a dark suit. That will give you access to many events with free food such as:
Art openings
Civic events
Funerals
5. Dress like an office geek and wander into a busy office. Head for the lunch room!
6. Visit people in hospital. You don't need to know them and they usually have something to eat.
7. Head for the Botanic Gardens. There will usually be a section of edible plants or organic vegetable growing.
8. Get on a bus, tell everyone around you that you are diabetic and if you pass out a candy bar will save your life. Pretend to pass out.
9. Join the Army. (free meals)
10. Go to jail. (free meals)
... and so on. These are just a few of the many ways to get free food, I'm sure there are many more. It's just a matter of seizing the oppurtunity when it arises.
+1 rep nice post mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodri
This is what I do to get free food! or relatively very cheap food! Look online for "But one get one free coupons"
I usually head over to the Soup Plantation (all you can eat soup and salad bar) and Look for a group and ask them If I could use my coupon with their order... 95% people will say yes!
I am a full time independent college student.. So free food.. is well just that FREE FOOD!
I mostly go to this guy... http://www.laughingdogfarm.com/images/free_food.jpg
Shut up.. lol..
1. kill people in burger king
2. pretend to be homeless
3. kill people in Wendys
4. steal from people's gardens
5. kill people in Mcdonalds
6. Hold the president hostage
7. kill people in Publix
8. steal peoples pets
9. kill people in Kroger
10. go back to your parent'ss house "for a visit"
11. Kill people in Super Wal-Marts, take the food and burn the building to the ground whilst screaming the barney theme song.
you had a bad childhood didn't you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Starlight
you sir! know nothing!!! lol. Check the Avatar week thread.
Bomb Skirata's house.
No it hasn't? There's still an active series now >_>Quote:
Originally Posted by Awesomeness5577
<_<
And at least we have one?
Obviosly! Hey, i didn't pick the topic. I'm just doing what they tell me. Bandwagon ftw!Quote:
Originally Posted by Awesomeness5577
I always get this at McDonald's after i kill them.http://stuffunemployedpeoplelike.com...value-menu.jpg
That's more like a $4 dollar heart attack.
At college we have been told how to get one meal free a day, by paying for the seven meals package and use it at the buffet at lunch, and stay for dinner, you have to have no afternoon classes and not leave, but you can use it as a study hall, since they have wifi.
Go to summer school they give out free sack lunches
Thanks Yoda!
Tips to get free food..
Tell them that you are the food inspector. :duh:
That wont work mate...
Tips to get free food..
Pick of the left overs at a restaurant say that you are the waiter. hehe
Wear a nanosuit. Sneak in cloaked, knock the guys guarding the food through the wall, grab the food, jump through the roof, stop the bullets from the cops with your armor, and speed away before they can catch you.
Maximum food.
Ok, sure.
Sneak up on Level 10 NPC from 3 miles away while cloaked, rush inside with a burst of speed, use armor to deflect arrows as you gun down the enemy soldiers, and then throw all the food onto a string (long string) of transports and use your strength to haul it home.
MAXIMUM food.
Phracts don't wear nanosuits...
V Nanosuited dude V
because archers are better...
Get a gun.
That has been said before but good try mate *_-Quote:
Originally Posted by criplockin
Sorryz, i might have read the thread if there wasnt a certain level of fail starting from the first page.Quote:
Originally Posted by WarAddict
Besides memes are always funny, look at half the funny picz you see around, then go to wheres crip.
Dont need to be sorry.. and yes there is fail written all over this thread.. lol..Quote:
Originally Posted by criplockin
1) go into asda (part of walmart)
2) find something you like
3) open it
4) eat
5) put packaging somewere
6) get away from the place asap