Confucious say

Righto I wanna hear all your wise words and pieces of advice that you have here I'll start.

Confucius say....
Man who run behind bus get exhausted.

Now its your turn.

Confucius say.....stay in the bar.



nah, I'm jk...


Confucius say....proper spelling is important

Confucious say...
Man who spell Confucius name wrong get thousand slaps with wet noodle.

Bish beat me to the punch.

Shouldn't have wasted time Google'n it, slowpoke.

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Originally Posted by rasterbee

Shouldn't have wasted time Google'n it, slowpoke.

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Pssh, I went and got some cookies.

Confucius say Man who laugh last, think slowest.

Confucius say...

Kids in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause Kids

Confucious say.... Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Originally Posted by acer5200

Confucious say.... Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Or Peeping.
Can't forget the peepers.

Confucius say...

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.