Mine as well.
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my latin teacher would have an aneurism because of the joy this post would bring her, unless you are her... 0.o
well, she would probably have the aneurism because of you sig and your message combined...
by the way, in the words of bole: "This is officially my favorite Conrad post of all time."
I am getting it framed
But he does make some fine wine.
First I'll invest in every stock out there, then I will begin construction on a huge number of almost fully automated factories to produce cheap consumer goods so a to starve China.
Then I will purchase my own private mercanary bodyguard paid 100 years in advance, I will pay all my bills in advance for the rest of my lifetime, I will pre-pay the construction of thousands of millions tidal generators and thousands of both nuclear plants and nuclear recycling facilities, then I would set up my own candidate for resident with all campaign advertisements paid in advance and lastly I will begin construction on turning my home into a nuke proof fortress.
In other words I would spend all day at the bank calling people and writing out money orders.
24 hours marathon wheel spinning session
I would buy Ghost's Evony forum account for 4.99
Spend a couple million on evony buy a couple sports cars a couple mansions and a Smexy Maid lmao
http://lh5.ggpht.com/lisa.onizuka/Rx.../dudewaitw.jpg
How would you live there if it's "inhabitable"??? :duh:
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Mine:
1. Buy Microsoft & Mac.
2. Buy Evony.
3. Splurge on cents, then ...
4. Buy Dawnseeker.
5. Buy Alusair (which means I get to have all her alts too, including AA and FoxyBunny. :devil:)
6. Buy Google, Yahoo, and MSN.
7. Claim copyright to the words "hi", "lol", and "n00b" ... you say them, you pay.
8. Build an army of spambots.
9. Buy America, then have the whole continent moved somewhere in the tropics.
10. Buy Skirata and Revo ... for amusement purposes.
11. Claim all LOLcats ... also, anyone who uses them automatically gets enlisted in my spambot army.
12. Buy Conrad J ... for intellectual purposes. Quoting him also gets you enlisted in the above army.
13. Decimate Justin Bieber ... and all his fans.