I would buy chuck norrises services then wipe out all of the farmers in age 1. Once they are gone, I completely erase age 2 from existence
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I would buy chuck norrises services then wipe out all of the farmers in age 1. Once they are gone, I completely erase age 2 from existence
Hm. No world domination?Quote:
Originally Posted by brownchocolate
I didn't say you did...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
I'm too tired to argue...Quote:
Originally Posted by Brooke ♥♥
Who said we were arguing?
I said we were.
hehe can i join in this obvious arguement?
Go ahead. Someone needs to take my spot.
eh im on my own here.
You could also pay your workers in advance.
2011 ford mustang
ps3
a jet
a boat (big on)
another boat (little one)
an rv
a few quads
a few motorbikes
a ferari
a lambo
the world
the usa
^^^^
a few nukes
i would change the laws of everywhere to : you listen to me or die
buy the British army
Buy the canadian army
buy the australian army
buy russia cus they are just cool. (and have good guns in COD WaW)
may edit if i think of more
wow already edited
id buy everypiece of land in the world and evict evryone
You can't BUY a military.
i would buy the world and everything in the world. ........
Sure you can.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Dylan
I like the ferrari, lambo, & motorcycle part :PQuote:
Originally Posted by jambob
usa does itQuote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Countries before the US have hired private soldiers (mercenaries) to fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zen Master
I would buy Evony and then fire every single rep and staff member....
Uhm, was he banned for saying that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bastalu Zakiru
Not only 'cause of that.
Yes, yes he was. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by o0miza0o
Yes. There's no white text here.Quote:
Originally Posted by o0miza0o
what i ment was no one fights in a army for freeQuote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
ok instead of buying the army... i pay em more than any1 else would and poof.. they are my army.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zen Master
I would just buy oxygen. You breathe, you pay up
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Originally Posted by darkchicken
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Originally Posted by Skirata
Am I the only one that finds that unreasonable?Quote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
He just made one statement - that was probably a joke. Hah, wow.
but :modedit: funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by o0miza0o
Lol that wasn't the reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by o0miza0o
Yeah, now I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyena
I'd buy 100% ownership of subway, McDonalds, KFC, burger king, New world, Supra, Half the city I live in a small island in the pacific and pay to make it into a billion dollar island and pay everything in advance, then I'd buy 1000000000000000000 evony cents.
Come to think of it I'd probably buy everything, then donate a lil. Then I'd pay some scientists to try and make the moon inhabatiale by shipping oxygen, carbon dioxide, a glass dome thingy and heaps of plants up there untill the plant life is stable then I can make an atmosphere. I'd also pay some people to make sure it inhabitable. THen Id buy the moon. Everything also payed in advance. Then i'd get a ipad... then buyout apple.
Who would you buy the moon from?
Hmmmm well all the hippys that object me taking the moon I'd bribe them
I would buy a ticket for every number in the lottery 3 times.
Once I inevitably win various sums of money and the jackpot. The infinite money simply disappears and I'll be happy with my earnings from the day prior.
I would buy the lottery and end it before the money was awarded.Leaving you with pieces of paper and me with YOUR infinite money,MY money and the lottery money
tacos! Pizza! Spaghetts! Vuvuzelas!Quote:
Originally Posted by brooke ♥♥
I would purchase every company or other concern in existence, as well as all private property. I would then buy up a large nuclear stockpile from former Soviet satellite states. Using the twin threat of nuclear annihilation and the utter destruction of the global economy, I would seize control of every country in the world. After enacting a series of draconian but necessary laws to remove general evils such as racism, religion, etc., I would retire to my underground city/palace inside Mount Everest and live out a life of utter bacchanalism, occasionally returning from the surface to brutally repress any hints of regressing towards anti-social tendencies.
Lol. +Rep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Axer NZ
Ah, your drunken festivities, your orgiastic ceremonies or your delightful bacchanalias filled with intoxicated and boisterous individuals. Perhaps, you would be venerated as Dionysius and mingle with your odalisques and concubines in your hidden seraglio.Quote:
Axer NZ:
live out a life of utter bacchanalism,
This is officially my favorite Conrad post of all time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conrad_Jalowski