1 Day with unlimited money/Wealth

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Originally Posted by Boleslav

This is officially my favorite Conrad post of all time.

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Mine as well.

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Originally Posted by Conrad_Jalowski

Ah, your drunken festivities, your orgiastic ceremonies or your delightful bacchanalias filled with intoxicated and boisterous individuals. Perhaps, you would be venerated as Dionysius and mingle with your odalisques and concubines in your hidden seraglio.

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my latin teacher would have an aneurism because of the joy this post would bring her, unless you are her... 0.o
well, she would probably have the aneurism because of you sig and your message combined...

by the way, in the words of bole: "This is officially my favorite Conrad post of all time."

I am getting it framed

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Originally Posted by King Dylan

Lol. +Rep.

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That was no joke.

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Originally Posted by Conrad_Jalowski

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Axer NZ:
live out a life of utter bacchanalism,

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Ah, your drunken festivities, your orgiastic ceremonies or your delightful bacchanalias filled with intoxicated and boisterous individuals. Perhaps, you would be venerated as Dionysius and mingle with your odalisques and concubines in your hidden seraglio.

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Oh, I don't think Dionysius would be quite the appropriate persona for me as supreme ruler of Earth. Zeus, but with a lighter side, would be a better fit.

But he does make some fine wine.

First I'll invest in every stock out there, then I will begin construction on a huge number of almost fully automated factories to produce cheap consumer goods so a to starve China.

Then I will purchase my own private mercanary bodyguard paid 100 years in advance, I will pay all my bills in advance for the rest of my lifetime, I will pre-pay the construction of thousands of millions tidal generators and thousands of both nuclear plants and nuclear recycling facilities, then I would set up my own candidate for resident with all campaign advertisements paid in advance and lastly I will begin construction on turning my home into a nuke proof fortress.

In other words I would spend all day at the bank calling people and writing out money orders.

24 hours marathon wheel spinning session

I would buy Ghost's Evony forum account for 4.99

Spend a couple million on evony buy a couple sports cars a couple mansions and a Smexy Maid lmao

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Originally Posted by Woldere

24 hours marathon wheel spinning session

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Nice. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by KwokYuen

I would buy you and you will serve my every wimp.:rofl:

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http://lh5.ggpht.com/lisa.onizuka/Rx.../dudewaitw.jpg

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Originally Posted by EFs Predator

Then I'd pay some scientists to try and make the moon inhabatiale by shipping oxygen, carbon dioxide, a glass dome thingy and heaps of plants up there untill the plant life is stable then I can make an atmosphere. I'd also pay some people to make sure it inhabitable. THen Id buy the moon.

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How would you live there if it's "inhabitable"??? :duh:


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Mine:

1. Buy Microsoft & Mac.
2. Buy Evony.
3. Splurge on cents, then ...

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Originally Posted by Woldere

24 hours marathon wheel spinning session

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4. Buy Dawnseeker.
5. Buy Alusair (which means I get to have all her alts too, including AA and FoxyBunny. :devil:)
6. Buy Google, Yahoo, and MSN.
7. Claim copyright to the words "hi", "lol", and "n00b" ... you say them, you pay.
8. Build an army of spambots.
9. Buy America, then have the whole continent moved somewhere in the tropics.
10. Buy Skirata and Revo ... for amusement purposes.
11. Claim all LOLcats ... also, anyone who uses them automatically gets enlisted in my spambot army.
12. Buy Conrad J ... for intellectual purposes. Quoting him also gets you enlisted in the above army.
13. Decimate Justin Bieber ... and all his fans.

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Originally Posted by Shanbec

Why not nuke Australia instead?

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no nuking my country

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Originally Posted by wpack10

Because Kangaroos are cool

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bloody oath they are

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Originally Posted by Are

Sure.

Australia, USA and England are all getting nuked.

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again you aint nuking my country

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Originally Posted by Revoltion

But Australia is a land of things that want to kill you.

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too bloody right!

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Originally Posted by jambob

buy the British army
Buy the canadian army
buy the australian army
buy russia cus they are just cool. (and have good guns in COD WaW)

may edit if i think of more

wow already edited

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you really are silly Russian weapons are all buggered now espicially those left in Russia from the second world war (were CoD WaW is set)

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Originally Posted by Ravenwings

13. Decimate Justin Bieber ... and all his fans.

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NICE! i agree

righto mine

Buy an Xy falcon in electric blue with a 351 cleveland and 4 speed manual gearbox plus a set of 3inch extractors on it

i would also get myself a bren and a smle no.3

then i would buy a property in western nsw run cattle on it and crops but in a paddock right in the middle i would hide 3 or every item every used by the aussie military in working order (yes i would have to get some manufactured again specially) plus some farm gear like a tractor and a bulldozer plus other gear i feel like!

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Originally Posted by Ravenwings

http://lh5.ggpht.com/lisa.onizuka/Rx.../dudewaitw.jpg


How would you live there if it's "inhabitable"??? :duh:


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Mine:

1. Buy Microsoft & Mac.
2. Buy Evony.
3. Splurge on cents, then ...

4. Buy Dawnseeker.
5. Buy Alusair (which means I get to have all her alts too, including AA and FoxyBunny. :devil:)
6. Buy Google, Yahoo, and MSN.
7. Claim copyright to the words "hi", "lol", and "n00b" ... you say them, you pay.
8. Build an army of spambots.
9. Buy America, then have the whole continent moved somewhere in the tropics.
10. Buy Skirata and Revo ... for amusement purposes.
11. Claim all LOLcats ... also, anyone who uses them automatically gets enlisted in my spambot army.
12. Buy Conrad J ... for intellectual purposes. Quoting him also gets you enlisted in the above army.
13. Decimate Justin Bieber ... and all his fans.

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I Lol'd Raven.

Did anyone else notice that a whole bunch of posts disappeared from the first few pages?

1. Buy a workforce that could hmm maybe, CONTROL THE GIANT OIL SPILL.
2. Buy alot of slim jims
3. Buy a new hairpiece
4. Buy megan fox.
5. Buy Brooke.
6. Buy a puppy.
7. Buy so much pot i can run a Hempire.

1.give unlimited money to charity
2.buy my death at a swiss suicide clinic
3.leave all the rest of my unlimited money to family and friends

i would bomb russia and england

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Originally Posted by Ravenwings

10. Buy Skirata and Revo ... for amusement purposes.

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What kind of amusement?

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Originally Posted by Ravenwings

http://lh5.ggpht.com/lisa.onizuka/Rx.../dudewaitw.jpg


How would you live there if it's "inhabitable"??? :duh:


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Mine:

1. Buy Microsoft & Mac.
2. Buy Evony.
3. Splurge on cents, then ...

4. Buy Dawnseeker.
5. Buy Alusair (which means I get to have all her alts too, including AA and FoxyBunny. :devil:)
6. Buy Google, Yahoo, and MSN.
7. Claim copyright to the words "hi", "lol", and "n00b" ... you say them, you pay.
8. Build an army of spambots.
9. Buy America, then have the whole continent moved somewhere in the tropics.
10. Buy Skirata and Revo ... for amusement purposes.
11. Claim all LOLcats ... also, anyone who uses them automatically gets enlisted in my spambot army.
12. Buy Conrad J ... for intellectual purposes. Quoting him also gets you enlisted in the above army.
13. Decimate Justin Bieber ... and all his fans.

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My bad... A kid can dream can't he?

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Originally Posted by Skirata

What kind of amusement?

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Originally Posted by EFs Predator

My bad... A kid can dream can't he?

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You can ... but at least make your dream "habitable" ... >.>

I would invest in space tech, then in 5 hours the guys at NASA would have developed light speed, then after that I put more money into laser beam tech. Then a few million more bucks into putting them together and Ta da ! Big space laser cannon hovering somewhere away from earth, then one big blast = no more earth :P

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Originally Posted by WolfWing

I would invest in space tech, then in 5 hours the guys at NASA would have developed light speed, then after that I put more money into laser beam tech. Then a few million more bucks into putting them together and Ta da ! Big space laser cannon hovering somewhere away from earth, then one big blast = no more earth :P

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We already have laser tech but not giant phase cannons

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Originally Posted by WolfWing

I would invest in space tech, then in 5 hours the guys at NASA would have developed light speed, then after that I put more money into laser beam tech. Then a few million more bucks into putting them together and Ta da ! Big space laser cannon hovering somewhere away from earth, then one big blast = no more earth :P

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You do realize that NO amount of money can defy the laws of physics? And that technology doesn't just magically appear because you threw money at it?

*sighs* Forget it. Trying to explain reality to you people is like describing colors to a blind man...

I would buy 2 goldfish.

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Originally Posted by Axer NZ

Trying to explain reality to you people is like describing colors to a blind man...

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Originally Posted by criplockin

I would buy 2 goldfish.

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A BRAIN-DEAD blind man.

Edited to resolve fights and work towards a nicer crip

Buy the white house... i wanna live there!
Then i would put money in the bank, over and over and over and over until i have enough money to be the richest woman in the world for the rest of my life.
And id buy a car.
:)

I buy the entire world and rule around the world with a Ironfist.
All hail the Mighty KwokYuen.

I buy lots of bananas for revo.

I would buy the Canary Islands. Then I would get income from the tourists. And then I would buy the Santa Catarina hotel, and make it my own. And then I would create a lot of swiss accounts, and also buy some nukes. And voaila, I am the D00D!!!??

I'd deposit it in many many many bank accounts around the world and then when the wealth disappeared after the first day the banks would go bankrupt and chaos would ensue around the world as money disappeared.

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Originally Posted by devis666

I'd deposit it in many many many bank accounts around the world and then when the wealth disappeared after the first day the banks would go bankrupt and chaos would ensue around the world as money disappeared.

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And I would get half the profit, Right?

i would nuke USA, England and Australia .. then buy evony and allow bots [joking]

so you put the joking part after evony yet not the nukes?

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Originally Posted by Trap

i would nuke USA, England and Australia .. then buy evony and allow bots [joking]

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no nukin my country aust. that is

Pimp out the space shuttel
rent some fun ladies
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Drink to excess
then open the hatch
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get blown into space

im gonna buy chocolates especially kitkat

I'd buy a Sub-A-Tomic-Quantum-Solar Powered-Self Activated-Central-Personal-Robotic-Hygenator.

I would nuke the middle east. And buy a plane so I can fly to anywhere

I'd buy a solar-powered telescope....?

What is up with everyone wanting to nuke someone?

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Originally Posted by Montros

I'd buy a solar-powered telescope....?

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No you would not.