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06-25-2010, 07:47 PM
Skirata

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Prove to me you exist. You get one try to do so. If you fail I will deny your potential existence. If you succeed you will be one step closer.
06-25-2010, 07:52 PM
Boleslav

I exist because when I pinch myself it hurts and I don't wake up.
06-25-2010, 07:53 PM
Brooke ♥♥

I exist to have Skiratas baby's?
06-25-2010, 07:54 PM
LaoOmologo

I don't... I am just an etheral gas.
06-25-2010, 07:56 PM
KwokYuen

I exist because I have a evony forum account with my picture in the profile
06-25-2010, 08:01 PM
Quantum Leap

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skirata

Prove to me you exist. You get one try to do so. If you fail I will deny your potential existence. If you succeed you will be one step closer.

I exist because you're sporting my tag. :P
Wait, "one step closer" to what? o.O
06-25-2010, 08:02 PM
LaoOmologo

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Originally Posted by Ravenwings

I exist because you're sporting my tag. :P
Wait, "one step closer" to what? o.O

Listen to the song "One step closer" by Linkin Park. That may be it
06-25-2010, 08:03 PM
rasterbee

I am just a figment of my imagination.
also, The Game.
06-25-2010, 08:04 PM
Richie_B

Actually, I don't exist. I am merely a consequence of your metaphysical idealism.
06-25-2010, 08:06 PM
rasterbee

^yah, what he said. i like his answer better than mine
06-25-2010, 08:06 PM
Skirata

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boleslav

I exist because when I pinch myself it hurts and I don't wake up.

Interesting response.

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Originally Posted by Brooke ??

I exist to have Skiratas baby's?

Fail. However, I am turned on.

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Originally Posted by LaoOmologo

I don't... I am just an etheral gas.

You don't understand the question. Matter is not what was asked.

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Originally Posted by KwokYuen

I exist because I have a evony forum account with my picture in the profile

Interesting as well. I get the feeling you were going for humor though.

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Originally Posted by Ravenwings

I exist because you're sporting my tag. :P
Wait, "one step closer" to what? o.O

The answer means nothing to those who fail.

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Originally Posted by rasterbee

I am just a figment of my imagination.

Elaborate. Your answer doesn't answer.

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Originally Posted by Richie_B

Actually, I don't exist. I am merely a consequence of your metaphysical idealism.

Hehe.
06-25-2010, 08:19 PM
KOOPS95

You made this thread because you're a lazy asSkirata, and you didn't wanna' work it out yourself. I have nothing to prove to you.
06-25-2010, 08:21 PM
acer5200

I think, therefore I am.
06-25-2010, 08:23 PM
DeSalvionjr

I exist wholly and entirely of your thoughts, mind, and imagination in a commensalistic fashion; Thus I am part of you and vise versa. So in order for me to exist you must exist, and since you exist I exist because you know who I am. And overall you denying the existence of me makes me even more real.
In a nutshell: I exist, because I am (part of) you.

You think, therefore I am
06-25-2010, 08:27 PM
Richie_B

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

I exist wholly and entirely of your thoughts, mind, and imagination; Thus I am part of you. So in order for me to exist you must exist, and since you exist I exist because you know who I am. And overall you denying the existence of me makes me even more real.
In a nutshell: I exist, because I am (part of) you.

You think, therefore I am

That's basically what I said but was too lazy to expound on it. :)
06-25-2010, 08:28 PM
DeSalvionjr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richie_B

That's basically what I said but was too lazy to expound on it. :)

ehh, same thing, different mechanics...
06-25-2010, 08:35 PM
WolfWing

I exist because I am typing right now on my laptop :P
06-25-2010, 09:54 PM
Axer NZ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skirata

Prove to me you exist. You get one try to do so. If you fail I will deny your potential existence. If you succeed you will be one step closer.

That's logically impossible, because I don't even know that you exist. The one datum that any individual can be sure of is that they exist, as they are there thinking about existing.

Unfortunately, YOU could just be a figment of MY imagination, and attempting to prove my existence to you would be like a chef explaining to an oven what a meal is.
06-25-2010, 11:08 PM
Brooke ♥♥

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skirata

Fail. However, I am turned on.

Then it wasn't a fail...?
06-26-2010, 12:12 AM
wpack10

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Originally Posted by Wildor

Reading threads like this, I wonder why you exist...

Infraction for Flaming :P
06-26-2010, 12:16 AM
Wildor

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Originally Posted by wpack10

Infraction for Flaming :P

You know, looking back on this, you have a point there WPack. I wonder if I can infract myself...
06-26-2010, 10:11 AM
BigBlugga

I was going to say something that might have got this thread closed...

so, i exist to be nice to everyone.
06-26-2010, 10:12 AM
LaoOmologo

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Originally Posted by Wildor

You know, looking back on this, you have a point there WPack. I wonder if I can infract myself...

That would be awesome!
06-26-2010, 10:39 AM
Wildor

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Originally Posted by LaoOmologo

That would be awesome!

I tried and...

That is I went back to the post and...

...

Doesn't seem to...

....

You know, that's a very distracting avatar and sig you got there!
06-26-2010, 10:40 AM
LaoOmologo

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Originally Posted by Wildor

I tried and...

That is I went back to the post and...

...

Doesn't seem to...

....

You know, that's a very distracting avatar and sig you got there!

Crap... It would be fun
Of course it is!
06-26-2010, 12:15 PM
Skirata

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOOPS95

You made this thread because you're a lazy asSkirata, and you didn't wanna' work it out yourself. I have nothing to prove to you.

I made the thread because I was bored and I wanted to see what answers people would give.

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

You think, therefore I am

I like that.

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Originally Posted by Axer NZ

That's logically impossible, because I don't even know that you exist. The one datum that any individual can be sure of is that they exist, as they are there thinking about existing.

Unfortunately, YOU could just be a figment of MY imagination, and attempting to prove my existence to you would be like a chef explaining to an oven what a meal is.

I was hoping someone would say that.

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Originally Posted by Brooke ♥♥

Then it wasn't a fail...?

Damn, you're right.

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Originally Posted by wpack10

Infraction for Flaming :P

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Originally Posted by Wildor

You know, looking back on this, you have a point there WPack. I wonder if I can infract myself...

^
^^Infraction for derailing
06-26-2010, 04:50 PM
imnothere

they say picts or it didnt happen. youve seen my picts. you know what happened
06-26-2010, 08:03 PM
kailbomb

I was gonna say something funny,
but on second thoughts it would of made Skirata cry.
06-26-2010, 08:55 PM
Revoltion

We all make Skirata cry, all night long.
06-26-2010, 11:27 PM
Alusair

I refuse to prove that I exist, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.

EDIT: Actually it would make more sense for Skirata to say that, but whatever.
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
Digger Walters

I exist because if I didn't exist I wouldn't be sitting in my lovely parents home in the town of Port Macquarie (google it) in New South Wales Australia and therefore I also wouldn't be contemplating whether or not you are sane or not. Therefore I exist and due to the reason that you believe that not many other people on these forums exist I have come to the conculsion that you Skirata are insane.
06-27-2010, 06:19 PM
Skirata

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Originally Posted by kailbomb

I was gonna say something funny,
but on second thoughts it would of made Skirata cry.

Son, I am disappoint.

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Originally Posted by Revoltion

We all make Skirata cry, all night long.

Har har har.

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Originally Posted by Alusair

I refuse to prove that I exist, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.

EDIT: Actually it would make more sense for Skirata to say that, but whatever.

I like that answer.

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Originally Posted by Digger Walters

I exist because if I didn't exist I wouldn't be sitting in my lovely parents home in the town of Port Macquarie (google it) in New South Wales Australia and therefore I also wouldn't be contemplating whether or not you are sane or not. Therefore I exist and due to the reason that you believe that not many other people on these forums exist I have come to the conculsion that you Skirata are insane.

I would agree with you that I am insane. However, not for the same reasons you listed.
06-27-2010, 06:21 PM
Darrenb209

I on the other hand beleive that we are all insane, and live inside a giant mole-rat's ear
06-27-2010, 06:32 PM
raynetwilight

I think, therefore I am.

Further more, I exist because you acknowledge me, in measuring my response, noting that I have one. I exist because I do not not exist.
06-27-2010, 06:56 PM
kailbomb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skirata

Son, I am disappoint.

OMFG
I'm your son?
06-27-2010, 06:58 PM
Skirata

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrenb209

I on the other hand beleive that we are all insane, and live inside a giant mole-rat's ear

That's crazy talk.

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Originally Posted by raynetwilight

I think, therefore I am.

Perhaps, perhaps not.

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Originally Posted by kailbomb

OMFG
I'm your son?

/facepalm
06-27-2010, 10:41 PM
armbarchris

I exist because I am you. I am all of you.
06-27-2010, 10:54 PM
rasterbee

I accidentally myself.
06-27-2010, 11:01 PM
BigBlugga

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasterbee

I accidentally myself.

I lol'd.>>>>>>>>
06-27-2010, 11:01 PM
Kaminarii

I exist either as a figment of your imagination, or in RL, since you will be able to read this post. And since I doubt you would come imagine a life as boring as mine. I must exist in RL.

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