What should I have for lunch?

roasted lemons?

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Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

roasted lemons?

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Nah. I wish there was a Chinese place around here that took orders over the internet.

Chinese food...delivery by phone...?

I switched to a land line two days ago and have been too lazy to go out and buy one.

landlines are so 1994

I don't give a crap what you think about this topic.

I hate cell phones. But I have to have some way of being reached. I had a phone forever and decided to not renew the contract when I got one of those bundled deals.

i agree im bringing back the pay phone. what did you end up with for lunch?

I decided on a $6 Digiorno pizza and a $26 bottle of Jagermeister.

I was thinking you had locked yourself in your room and didn't wish to be seen by your family.

If that had been the case I was going to suggest:

Ear wax
Boogers
Skin Flakes
Hair.

But you can ignore these suggestions now.