Come and join my alliance!
Requirements:
Prestige - You should not have any prestige. If you build troops, you will gain prestige and be kicked. If you construct buildings, you will gain prestige and be kicked. If you prestige farm you will gain prestige and be kicked (unless you are so bad you die and lose prestige, in which case you can do whatever the hell you want).
Cities - One city per member. No buildings allowed within, level 1 town hall only. Remember the more you build, the more you have to lose when you get your ass kicked!
Promises:
I promise that as your host, I will insult every member on the server until they attack/colonise you. That's right, I will do all of the work for you! All you have to do is nothing!
I also promise that when your only city (which had better be empty :mad:) is attacked/colonised, that we will start on another server, and die there too!
To hone your skills at insulting everyone on the server, I will host hourly arguments within the alliance which are sure to emotionally scar everyone involved!
I promise to declare on every alliance in the server one after the other, every 5 minutes just to annoy everyone. And when they are all red flags, I will annul and start all over again!
How to join:
The answer is, you can't! That's right, if you have an embassy, I will kick your :modedit: and force you to attack/colonise everyone in the alliance as punishment. That will teach you a valuable lesson, you :modedit:.

