because God does not want you to be rich
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Why do i also have problems sleeping at night?
cause you eat alot of chicken in the dark
lol :flame::flame::flame:
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Why did I randomly wake up at two in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep?
oh i can hop thats not a problem. but anything domestic that isnt baking i think your out of luck.
If a glass blower inhales, does he get a pane in his stomach? Ok, I know I'm not supposed to ask those kind of questions anymore so here's my real one: If I never played Evony, what could I have achieved in RL during that time?
Why is Crip stalking me already?
I'm thinking about remaking my internet persona. What are your suggestions?
nice nice, If you never played evony you would most likely be a very uncool guy because we all know that the coolest cats play evony and spend lots of money on coins because when your server becomes dead and obsolete in a few weeks you can always use those coins to buy more stuff on your server to dominate the few noobs still remaining.
Crip is a fine gentlemen and would never stalk an underage female. Please retract your statement.
I would go with one that fails alot less, and posts alot more funneh, also make sure you use Axe Shampoo? that way you will have girl approved hair, and girl approved hair is always good for forum posting, just look at me.
I was hoping to go more serious but you seem to know what you are talking about.
So, should I throw away my Old Spice?
I will be back in 30 days with a gf, great hair, and a better sense of humor.
Why is crip not stalking me?
You poor deluded boy!!!! Don't you know that you can't be an Evony OT regular if you have a girlfriend? I mean, sure, you can have a pseudo-girlfriend. Inflatable women, mannequins, cardboard cutouts, posters, desktop wallpaper, daydreams, etc. are all acceptable and won't bar you from the forums, but we all know that the only person to have ever survived here with a real life girlfriend was Drizztix and even he succumbed to his fate at the end.
You can have great hair and a better sense of humor. But if you plan to get a girlfriend, you might as well just say goodbye to everyone now. Although, of course, you can return when she dumps you.
He's on to us! Let's get out of here!
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how do they fit all them clowns into that tiny car?
Will Conrad ever enter the 21st Century?
Oracle, I need answers!
If Foxy releases the Kraken in OT ... will it survive? And if it does, will there be any survivors?
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
:devil:
Does that mean everyone who sings that song will survive? >.>
Why does some crazy lady who used to be in my alliance think I'm going to steal her bf/fiance when they like live on the other side of the us? o.O