Hopefully multiple reasons why Nesterus should become the next Super Moderator
Let's get a few things out of the way right now. It's 2am, and I'm bored, so bear with me.
My first reason:
He's Nesterus
Cliche? Yes.
Predictable? Maybe.
A virgin? No.
I don't really have an argument for this. I was paid 15 cents and a night with a hooker by Nesterus to make this the first reason. I don't think I could make a legitimate reason if I tried.
My second reason:
He hates the bar
Again, no real argument for this. I hate the bar, and he agrees with me. To think the bar could be what people think of this place is just horrifying to me. I wasn't paid to do this one, but I suspect if Acer was awake I might have gotten an offer.
My 3rd reason
He'd clean up this place
Nesterus would rid this place of people he doesn't like. Tons of accounts permabanned. No hope of coming back. This place would be cleaner than Howie Mandel's hand.
http://www.poliblogger.com/wp-conten...der-twins1.jpg
My 4th reason
He may or may not make this place fun
Official stripper day? You got it.
Hang Acer on a flagpole month? I might be able to get him to do this.
Give you tips on how to suck up to the moderators? Probably not.
Meet you on Chatroulette? Trust me, you've seen him already.
My 6th reason
Because he would skip the 5th reason
My 7th reason
Ghost needs to work harder
Quite frankly, Ghost isn't pulling his share of the work around here. He sits around eating Bananas all day, and doesn't even clean up his jello cups. He goes to work, and sleeps. My god, he has so much free time that he doesn't devote to working on the forums.
My 8th reason
He has horrible tastes in girlfriends
Exhibit A:http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.p...og/p5/uke2.jpg
Exhibit B:http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/therundown/banana.jpg
Exhibit C: http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2010...in_bieber3.jpg
My 9th reason
He doesn't play Evony
Who could be better to moderate topics about something they don't know anything about? He'd make GD bearable.
My 10th reason
He never leaves his computer
Ever.
My 11th reason
I wanted 11 reasons
Special thanks to:
Google
Nesterus
Ghost101
Howie Mandel
The internet
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