Top 10 Reasons Players Quit Evony
Top 10 Reasons Players Quit Evony
10. They will be beamed aboard a Klingon ship, and Klingon browsers do not support flash.
9. Madonna threatened to sleep with them if they keep playing
8. They die
7. A pack of wild cats went wee wee on every internet modem in their city causing a internet blackout.
6. They failed college, twice.
5. The computers at work are too slow
4. They sent an archer wave to Atlantis with a level 8 hero with 43 attack and could not get a battle report.
3. Tiger Woods ex-wife needs their full attention
2. The Evony development team was in a horrible car accident and everyone had to be amputated... from the head down.
1. Rosco Pico and Boss Hog are after them. Get them Duke Boys!!!!
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