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lol @ tarp
So this is what happens when I'm away, it degrades into "eww (opposite sex) has cooties"?
I still maintain that shatner has cooties, and with all those alien hussies he keeps hooking up with, I wouldn't be surprised if he also had some STD that they haven't discovered either...
hell yeah dawg
your GF will get carpet burn
I'm going to try filling out the list... *sticks tongue out for concentration*
-wear semi-tight jeans. Not skinny jeans, just closer fit. I like my jeans baggy thank you very much...
-Logoed T's really make an impression. Go for Burton, Volcom, DC, Element, Monster, etc. I have plenty of these; Metallica, Black Sabbath, Disturbed, Slayer, Slipknot, Drowning Pool, Apocalyptica, etc.
-a nice pair of Nike running shoes or 6.0s are wonderful Wrong! Doc Marten's
-Hoodies, flannel, or smart jackets are hawt I have a Tapout hoodies, does that count?
-DON'T EVER over use the gel. Greasy is a no-no. Just a little is ok if you're going for the acdedental-on purpose look, or the spiked bangs I don't put anything on my hair, when I have it (been shaving it bald lately).
-cologne. Not too much but smell good, mkay? Don't need cologne, old spice is enough (and I been wearing it for the last decade, so no Old Spice man comments, tho he is funny).
-don't make too many jerkish comments. It's a turn off. I'm the King of Jerkish comments.
-Not too many piercings, please. A single earring is alright though. Very B.a. lol, nuff said.
-Necklaces are hot. Just a simple gold or silver chain though. Don't try to be a pimp, is not cool. I don't wear necklaces, a choker once in a while if I'm going out tho... :D
-a single ring is a nice touch. On the right hand preferably Don't wear rings, got a couple sets of finger claws tho :devil:
-if you have a hairy back, get rid of the hair. Or something. Just... Make it unnoticeable I have the perfect amount of hair, everywhere.
-A tan, maybe???? I hate sunlight, and I barely get a tan, even when I'm sailing...
-shave regularily. Stubble can be hot, but make sure it's nice stubble. My face has perma-stubble
-take a shower a day I shower twice a day
-have a sense of humor, but know when to quit. Don't overdo it. Check, and fail.
-be kind, thoughtful, but don't seem like a pretty boy all the time. I'm kind and thoughtful, when I'm drunk.
-go buy a motorcycle No.
-be yourself Who else am I going to be?
-and be good to your girl!!!! I'm good in the caveman sense, I put a roof over her head, food on our table, I ward off predators, and I make sure she is happy (in bed).
So how did I do?
all the good ones are taken