You're right, Humanity is far more depraved than anything he has posted yet.
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On topic:
I don't have a girlfriend because I am not interested in an intimate relationship. At this stage in my life it would be a waste of precious time.
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lol i would argue against you on the first account while i applaud you for the second. would you allow a few bad experiences or accounts of humanities capabilities of depravity color your view of the whole? is there not evidence enough to show that humanity strives for something better? that its coarse is an upward one? are there not enough people of good moral standing in the world to counter the evils of the few without?
or would you like Conrad paint the world as you would have it, lost to its own vices and flaws with no wish to strive for redemption?
I'm of the same mindframe as Conrad and Heraclius. The world is a cesspit that sinks ever lower into itself. Humanity is at its peak right now. The decline is going to come right around.
Arathorn's List (with comentary by DeSalvionjr)
-He must have a sense of humor and be able to take my jokes
-Be able to have conversation about something other than sports, other women, and sandwiches
I can talk about geeky things too... and other annoying things you havent dreamt of
-hat hair is always a plus (I you don't know what that is, then drop it) but pretty much anything longer than that is ick.
wait... hat hair has a specific length?
-cologne (old spice is one of my favourites)
I think theres some moldy spice in the cupboard.. that will have to do..
-well dressed (not suits and ties well dressed, but clean clothes, nicely cut, logoed don't really matter)
time to get the stains out of my 1 up mario shirt...
-as long as he's decent to my friends and family, I'm happy
-must have a real personality. Not something fake that was bought and paid for.
it wasnt paid for.. but well leave it at that...
-must be able to listen as much as he is able to talk
IRL i am shy/quiet
-must be kind and gentle to people that are deserving of it
-clean appearance (that includes skin, teeth, and hair) but if it's somehing that can't be helped, like a scar, persay, that's a-okay
need to relearn how to brush my teeth...
-doesn't take things too far, whether it's jokes, arguements, whatever. Level headedness in other words
OMG!! HOW DARE YOU SAY I TAKE THINGS TOO FAR! THATS IT!! THAT LEAVES ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT USE THE BUNNY AND PRINCESS SMILES! TOGETHER!!! :bunny: :princess:
-isn't constantly flirting with other girls, that ticks me off
wait... so you want me to flirt with guys instead? odd...
sorry... had to point that out...
so desal thinks he can flirt with other guys and get away with it? or perhaps he will flirt with kittens and bunnies? a horse or two?
get your self burned that way son.
no one can hold a candle and not get burned
Now a list for myself that I love to see in females.
-Great sense of humor
-Not shallow, judges everyone by personality first over appearances/disabilities
-Strong woman, can take care of herself
-Shows maturity and intelligence when spoken to
-Easy to talk to, knows a variety of subjects
-Calm and relaxed
-Active with everyone, friends, family, etc etc.
-Long hair, not terribly long, but not short either
-Tan/pale doesnt matter as long as it doesn't look fake or sickly respectively
-Average height would be preferred... I am 5'10/11" A good height would be from 5'4" to 5'7"
-Great smile :) even better when they are shy and hide it *cough cough*
-Athletic build, looks like a runner
-Eats ramen in a way to make me laugh
-Knows how to be serious when necessary, also knows when someone needs comfort and is willing to take some as well.
I kinda made this list up on the spot... it may get some edits when i remember...
Well I decided to do the list, sorry for the time it took : )