That must mean I'm in the 11/10 bracket.
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My level 17 half-dragon/half-celestial weretiger monk gets me so many chicks. They be all like "Woah, you can slow fall 60 feet AND you do extra unarmed damage along with getting a wisdom bonus to AC?! That is, like, so hot!"
I see your lvl 100 kyogre with wonder guard and raise you a lvl 100 Forum Troll with Derail Topic and Flamegasm... :D
Been a long while since I played pokemon, had some beautifully engineered teams that took several generations of breeding for optimum performance... Yes, I was a pokenerd (since retired).
Alright. Face it boys. You can't get a girlfriend off eBay. Just won't work, so don't even bother. Stick to Evony, it's what you're good at.
I don't have a girlfriend 'cause girls don't like me that way.. well most of 'em. :P
and ghost I'm partially deaf due to listening to my deathcore at max volume constantly- have the constant ringing thing :(
If you want a girlfriend, then you need to be handsome.
Male handsomeness = Money + Popularity(fame) + Muscles.
That's it, actual "looks" have nothing to do with it.
Some of the most "handsome" men in the world would not get a second look if they were poor and unknown. It has everything to do with being rich and famous. Fame is not equivalent to celebrity. You can just be popular in your community or circle of friends to qualify as "famous" for the male handsomeness scale.
You need a prime example? Colin Farrell.
A unibrow, dirty bum in rags-for-clothes like that would get ZERO ladies if he wasn't rich and famous.
I just suck at this. and meh, screw girls I dun need 'em.
... having the money to spend bar prices on booze. :p
And that charisma that gets her willing to talk to you in the first place (once again, that fame requirement is filled). You can't convince me that you are an exception to this rule. You have charisma and comfortable money... you won the equation to be handsome to women. Be happy about that.
Maybe with a "type of lady" does the equation popularity and wealth help. But after awhile if they were just charmed they are going to know that you are phony and that you atre a shallow person. Hopefully it does not take them to long to figure that out like they already married...
oh watch out the woman may be a black widow wipe out your bank account and leave thats the kinda people that throwing money around will get you.
Mog, I just can't be bothered trying anymore. more trouble than it's worth.
i think im to young to have a gf
I'm chubby, and I have no job (therefore little to no money), and I still have to beat the women off with a stick. So it's possible to be missing up to two parts of Rota's more or less accurate formula for Handsomeness.
You are the first person to contradict rota.. and been correct. :O :O :O :O
You have an answer for everything rota :P
It's easy to have an answer when one is always right.
http://www.cardsandstuff.co.uk/ekmps...card-238-p.jpg
Arguing with Rota is like arguing with a donkey that his been intellectually enhanced.
Stubborn as hell, and arguing about it (with good points) until the end.
I wouldn't argue with Rota, and I once argued with a rock.
In all fairness I never said Rota was wrong, just explaining a nuance in the formula :D
I will however quote RMH94 in my sig, just because... :pirate:
I'm trying to figure out why the chart doesn't have a classification for "Trying to look for a woman who's idea of the perfect date is a trip to McDonalds, and doesn't mind if I forget every single important date (like her birthday or Thanksgiving)"? :)
Before you ask, yes, I knew someone like that. Oh, and he also was the DM for the guys who had level 80 characters.
O.o how can a DM not remember important dates? like when they are meeting for "tactical discussions" that always seem to revolve around new equipment. if men dislike shopping they dont mind farming for thrice as long just to get some ugly ass belt that they will be whining doesnt fit even with a new belt buckle for the extra gems that deck out they're "enhanced personalities"
Well, he was a brainiac in terms of random knowledge...those facts that people would have a hard time finding on Google, and he had the IQ scores that attracted agencies like NASA, but his short term memory failed, due to the random knowledge stuffed in there. :duh:
randomnitaty for the win!!! who had the best socks of any American president? thats what i want to know and cant find on google.
:D Clearly, Bill Clinton had the best Socks...
http://www.thearchnemesis.com/images...0the%20cat.jpg
Awwwwww... Isn't Socks adorable? :princess:
http://www.writeonnewjersey.com/wp-c...ks-the-cat.jpg
not that kind of socks. you couldnt put that on your foot and then in your shoe
by that logic could we can only say that she quilted or embroidered well, i dont know which the first flag was.
also is it the first flag because it belonged to the first family? like the first dog or the first hamster or the first top hat in the case of the Lincolns?
or is it the first flag because it was the first flag that the Americans had?
if the second why didnt they have one before?
and so by my tangiting and unaceptance of the first two answers thus far presented my quarry stands.
:dizzy: Now you're just trying to confuse me. :dizzy:
I still like my first answer best. :D
http://www.snescentral.com/0/0/9/0094/socksbox.jpg
Questions that make you go...huh?
I would have to say Theodore Roosevelt. Why? I have no clue, it just sounds good. :D