*shakes head at chloe*
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What are you doing out of photoshop?
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Shaking my head at you.
Oh boy, Conrad is here. Expect to see a long paragraph about something from the 11th century; which will be completely unrelated to the topic. :O
Old spice is better actually. Anyways.... I'd love to see your list for women Revolution...:devil:Quote:
I hope girls like cheap Axe deodorant.
I'm afraid of doing any list because someone is going to somehow say that im biased or weird stuff, like the kind revo spews out :rofl:
man words i don't know that i also don't want to look up
Demonhero's list for the perfect woman:
*May not apply to all men*
- Long hair is a must.
- Sense of humor also a must. And by that, I simply mean that they don't find things I say offensive.
- Must be willing to constantly remind me of the simplest things, repeatedly. (Like my own birthday.)
- Endless supply of patience.
- No perfume. Ever.
- Little to no make-up. I prefer to actually look at your face, not 8000 different ingredients to hide your face.
- Must love video games.
- Must love cats.
- Must be able to hold an intellectual conversation with me (I don't find very many people IRL, men or women, who can fit this bill.)
- Must be caring, understanding, and not constantly pressure me to talk about myself and my feelings.
- Must be able to make me a sandwhich.
That's about it.
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Added a point to the list.
thats what i'm thinking
-wear slacks at work, run around only in boxers at home. check
-Faded, ten year old T shirts with holes in them and stains that don't come out make an impression. check
-a nice pair of sensible shoes. check
-A sweater with elbowpads is hawt check
-greasy hair check
-body odor check
-No piercings, please. check
-Necklaces aren't hot. check
-a single ring is a nice touch. check
-A hairy back. check
-No tan. check
-shave irregularily. check
-it's OK to skip the shower. check
Don't y'all start drooling now. I iz happily married and off the market.
@conrad ouch
Oh you is gunna get slapped....:mad:
Alright, I will give you my PERSONAL list, seeing as that other one I posted was devised as a joke by me and some friends.
Arathorn's List
-athleic build and fairly fit. At least, he should be able to play sports with me.
-He must have a sense of humor and be able to take my jokes
-Be able to have conversation about something other than sports, other women, and sandwiches
-hat hair is always a plus (I you don't know what that is, then drop it) but pretty much anything longer than that is ick.
-cologne (old spice is one of my favourites)
-well dressed (not suits and ties well dressed, but clean clothes, nicely cut, logoed don't really matter
-as long as he's decent to my friends and family, I'm happy
-must have a real personality. Not something fake that was bought and paid for.
-must be able to listen as much as he is able to talk
-must be kind and gentle to people that are deserving of it
-clean appearance (that includes skin, teeth, and hair) but if it's somehing that can't be helped, like a scar, persay, that's a-okay
-doesn't take things too far, whether it's jokes, arguements, whatever. Level headedness in other words
-isn't constantly flirting with other girls, that ticks me off
Now that's what I look for. It's the appearance that drags you in but it's the personaliy that will keep you hooked. ;)
i'm sorry that your still hurting from the past. but trust me, it was the best thing you could have done for her. we need men to be honest with us, tell us the things we dont want to hear. just do it nicely so that we dont scratch your eyes out while your doing it.
i've argued with you about this before. an i maintain what i have said in the past in defense of BOTH genders. humanity is not as depraved as you would paint it my friend
lol i would argue against you on the first account while i applaud you for the second. would you allow a few bad experiences or accounts of humanities capabilities of depravity color your view of the whole? is there not evidence enough to show that humanity strives for something better? that its coarse is an upward one? are there not enough people of good moral standing in the world to counter the evils of the few without?
or would you like Conrad paint the world as you would have it, lost to its own vices and flaws with no wish to strive for redemption?
I'm of the same mindframe as Conrad and Heraclius. The world is a cesspit that sinks ever lower into itself. Humanity is at its peak right now. The decline is going to come right around.
Arathorn's List (with comentary by DeSalvionjr)
-He must have a sense of humor and be able to take my jokes
-Be able to have conversation about something other than sports, other women, and sandwiches
I can talk about geeky things too... and other annoying things you havent dreamt of
-hat hair is always a plus (I you don't know what that is, then drop it) but pretty much anything longer than that is ick.
wait... hat hair has a specific length?
-cologne (old spice is one of my favourites)
I think theres some moldy spice in the cupboard.. that will have to do..
-well dressed (not suits and ties well dressed, but clean clothes, nicely cut, logoed don't really matter)
time to get the stains out of my 1 up mario shirt...
-as long as he's decent to my friends and family, I'm happy
-must have a real personality. Not something fake that was bought and paid for.
it wasnt paid for.. but well leave it at that...
-must be able to listen as much as he is able to talk
IRL i am shy/quiet
-must be kind and gentle to people that are deserving of it
-clean appearance (that includes skin, teeth, and hair) but if it's somehing that can't be helped, like a scar, persay, that's a-okay
need to relearn how to brush my teeth...
-doesn't take things too far, whether it's jokes, arguements, whatever. Level headedness in other words
OMG!! HOW DARE YOU SAY I TAKE THINGS TOO FAR! THATS IT!! THAT LEAVES ME WITH NO CHOICE BUT USE THE BUNNY AND PRINCESS SMILES! TOGETHER!!! :bunny: :princess:
-isn't constantly flirting with other girls, that ticks me off
wait... so you want me to flirt with guys instead? odd...
sorry... had to point that out...
so desal thinks he can flirt with other guys and get away with it? or perhaps he will flirt with kittens and bunnies? a horse or two?
get your self burned that way son.
no one can hold a candle and not get burned
Now a list for myself that I love to see in females.
-Great sense of humor
-Not shallow, judges everyone by personality first over appearances/disabilities
-Strong woman, can take care of herself
-Shows maturity and intelligence when spoken to
-Easy to talk to, knows a variety of subjects
-Calm and relaxed
-Active with everyone, friends, family, etc etc.
-Long hair, not terribly long, but not short either
-Tan/pale doesnt matter as long as it doesn't look fake or sickly respectively
-Average height would be preferred... I am 5'10/11" A good height would be from 5'4" to 5'7"
-Great smile :) even better when they are shy and hide it *cough cough*
-Athletic build, looks like a runner
-Eats ramen in a way to make me laugh
-Knows how to be serious when necessary, also knows when someone needs comfort and is willing to take some as well.
I kinda made this list up on the spot... it may get some edits when i remember...
Well I decided to do the list, sorry for the time it took : )
Humorous version of my "list"*disclaimer: meeting the requirements of this shortened and humorous list does not grantee anything, it was written and thought up purely for enjoyments sake, and should be considered as a joke at best and trivial garbage at worst.*
1) trust me
b) follow my logic
3) understand when I babble, because its important
d) argue with me when I?m wrong.
e) praise me when I?m right
6) let me get lost when it doesn?t matter
g) make sure I don?t when it does
8) laugh at my jokes
9) laugh at my mistakes
j) laugh at your mistakes
i) explain your jokes if I don?t get them
12) play board games with me
m) play computer games with me
n) play dress up with me (in and out of the bed room)
o) surprise me with a tea party once in a while
15) surprise me on my birthday
16) take me dancing
r) cook
s) play out side
t) like and want kids
19) teach me something new that your passionate about
20) learn some thing new that I?m passionate about
21) care.
22) don?t fill out long lists that don?t mean anything because you and I both know weather we are right for each other or not and who wants to waist good dating time filling out an application?
Also, you can comment or be blunt and honest about what I post, I don't mind any kind of feedback :p
The human appetite for carnage, terror and destruction cannot be assuaged. Humans are naturally base, vulgar, savage and ignorant.
As in, other men have different tastes in women. For example, I work with a guy who won't date any woman under three hundred pounds.
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For a definitive view of human nature, look upon a battlefield and its horrors. The grass fields are saturated with blood as dismembered limbs lie scattered on the ground and intestines lie strewn across the bare faced and scarred ground. In the distance, the painful shrieks and agonizing cries of the wounded can be heard in the distance. Mangled and twisted bodies lie on the ground with looks of horror and terror forever etched onto the faces of those who were slain in the terrible and pointless conflict. The wounded writhe in agony as they die amidst the towering flames. The putrid stench of burnt and charred flesh fills the air and the carrions circle above impatiently waiting to devour the flesh of the dead. This grotesque and foul scene is an accurate display of humanity's barbarity and perversion.
This is humanity in its truest form: humanity's hubris, avarice and corruption are the causes of all the woes that inflict the species. Humanity's path to its self-destruction or self-annihilation is inexorable.