You ruined it for me now :(
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Yo. This thread is about the girlfriend topic, should you want to discuss the evils of humanity, you are more than welcomed to make a thread in the seriously off topic section. Otherwise you are derailing the thread.
Sorry, I apologize.
I must say that one of my greatest flaws is that I am easily attracted to intellectual conversations and philosophical debates. Once I am firmly engaged in a historical or philosophical discussion, I become oblivious to my surroundings.
*Pessimist Low-Five*
Anyways, the reason I don't have a girlfriend is that I couldn't care less. I don't really see a point in it. I mean seriously, I could be reading, or practicing computer virus removal, or doing something that isn't going to drain an exponentially increasing amount of time from my life...
Reasons I don't have a girlfriend:
Oh wait, I do.
advice taken. thanks
on topic, pi, dont you think that those things are just as involving as a girlfriend? i mean you could just as easily say your comp was your girlfriend. following that logic you could then say you had been in a relationship with her for as long as you have been actively seeking the company of your comp over the company of others.
i just proved you have a long time girlfriend and i dont know why i did
Out of curiosity. Why has Evony not sued Facebook for copying their game (the one called Kingdoms of Camelot). It's almost an exact duplicate of this game.
Oh, we have an appreciation for the finer things in life quite fine. It just kind of gets overlooked by male chauvinism and misogyny sometimes. Kind of hard to notice what's going on around you when you're too busy admiring yourself in the mirror, after all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conrad Jalowski
man girls on the internet are so funny
Love & Devotion > Money & Charm(lies)
All women will say they agree with this statement. But, I have yet see a woman show it, in practice.
I'm not saying that women are purposefully shallow. I'm sure most of it is in the subconscious. Women may say they want honesty and sincerity. But, you will see a much greater reaction with diamonds and a forked tongue.
I love these lists...
-athleic build and fairly fit. At least, he should be able to play sports with me. I can't run and I don't have an athletic build, but I can sail all damn day, and sailing is a sport...
-He must have a sense of humor and be able to take my jokes I'm a funny guy, strange sense of humor though sometimes
-Be able to have conversation about something other than sports, other women, and sandwiches I hate sports other than sailing or paintball, don't see a point in talking about other women, and I'll only talk about sandwhiches if I want one.
-hat hair is always a plus (I you don't know what that is, then drop it) but pretty much anything longer than that is ick. My hair is short, buzz cut or shaved bald.
-cologne (old spice is one of my favourites) Hells yeah
-well dressed (not suits and ties well dressed, but clean clothes, nicely cut, logoed don't really matter) My clothes are clean, dunno about nicely cut, I'm not gay :D
-as long as he's decent to my friends and family, I'm happy I'm loveable, family always loves me
-must have a real personality. Not something fake that was bought and paid for. Yup
-must be able to listen as much as he is able to talk Better at listening than talking
-must be kind and gentle to people that are deserving of it Define deserving
-clean appearance (that includes skin, teeth, and hair) but if it's somehing that can't be helped, like a scar, persay, that's a-okay Yup and I got a couple scars, with stories for each one.
-doesn't take things too far, whether it's jokes, arguements, whatever. Level headedness in other words I'm level headed, but I always take things to far...
-isn't constantly flirting with other girls, that ticks me off My gf says I'm always flirting with other girls, I don't mean to do it, and I don't realize I'm doing it, its a subconcious thing...
Well, it's all well and good you girls have your "lists" but tbh, I'll just stay the way I want to be; and if a girl doesn't like it tough luck. aha.
i can change but wil always be a little strange
I'm not one to be a rastlin' fan. I'm happy to make fun of it (and nascar) any day. But, "fake" might be an inaccurate word. You can't really fake a 300 pound guy leaping 10 feet and landing on another dude. I would call it "choreographed," instead. You know... like a ballet. :D So, pro wrestlers are like ballet dancers.
Yeah not a wrestling fan either (not since I was five anyways), but Rota is right (as usual). Wrestling is just 25 minutes of 'dialogue', with 5 minutes of 'fighting' thrown into the mix. And I say 'dialogue' because its cheesy as hell, and the 'fighting' is just them being choreographed into it, but at the same time its not all choreographed, you can see the referee giving them directions when they go down. Its more like choreographing on the fly.
Amen, don't like that Conrad guy, he gives me the creeps.
Is Conrad a virgin?
I can't argue with that. :(
I can't say that even I am totally above some standard in the "looks" department. I can say that my standard is not based on what society says is "pretty." Rather, I have a personal preference or two about physical appearance, based on logical needs. They are minor preferences I have been willing to ignore, but they exist. :o
He's not an exception to the rule.
I'm not going to spend a dozen posts arguing with yet another person who thinks they break my rule. There is something about your friend that proves my equation, and I don't feel like playing detective to find it. Until I see just ONE example to prove me wrong in real life, I'll trust my equation is true. I haven't seen an exception in over 30 years... and I'm never going to see one. :(
The reasons I don't have a girlfriend is she must have a hot body, good sense of humor, a bit of a nerd, adventurous, intelligent, put up with me, not care about how much I like rum, and not be full of herself.
Oh wait, I do have a girlfriend and she's all of those things and more :D
He just owned all the level 80 warlocks out there...
The number one thing I need in a GF would be LOW MAINTENANCE.
Because, I'm absolutely stupid about romance. :devil:
It doesn't matter, though. I had my chance at love, and I'm not getting another.