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Really? Do you have proof? Perhaps a pic of a drunk sailor leaning over to puke on the hood of a car?
Raven, your request is near impossible as my 20 member fan club derails every thread I make. But I will try to stick to it.
Anyone have suggestions for my future attacks on Atlantis?
LOL all i have to say, Nice Bruticus you got ghost back in the top 10 for Honor.. What a jerk :P
I guess Bruticus prefers to fiddle while Rome burns :D
But wasn't it Nero who burned the city down?
sorry but i have to say this, and no i don't mean to sound negative....
But doesn't take a genius to know that you should attack a target within the smallest amount of time. And you didn't have to kill your army to learn this. Could have just asked som1 in your alliance.
I hardly think Nero wanted to burn his own palace down. Bruticus, on the other hand, who knows?
Instead of Atlantis test attacks this thread should be called, i tried PvP for the first time.
Attacking a player owned Atlantis is no different than attacking any other city. Walls are the same, techs are the same, troops available are the same, ect.
Isn't this spam?
If i start a thread saying I attacked a player city for the first time wouldn't it be closed?
Please close this spam.
You know what the funniest thing is... that JP cared to mention that he only lost 20% of his troops... which sounds to me like trying to cover up he is ripe to be taken down hard lol
cheers,
DeVerm.
I'm sorry, but I had to do this. Some of you used words that popped out at me.
Boleslav pops
a haiku is written
it is a fail
Oh noes JP, mods are spamming your thread again.
You can ignore me but not them.
If u wanna say omg omg omg, i hit another real live player for the very fist time, tell someone who cares not the forums.
Mods, i dont know whats going on and i dont know your rules but i think u should likely close a thread before u spam it.
Or is that unreasonable?
Webby, that hurts. I'm not plural, and I'm not spamming. I am merely injecting bland reactions to certain posts in this thread. And there is no bacon, so this is not spam. Owait, but maybe this IS spam because there is no bacon? I dunno, I think I just confused myself. :dizzy:
Anyway ...
I still stick to the belief that it takes good teamwork skills to take down Atlantis and to defend it. Oh, and to attack a player-owned Atlantis alone is simply bollocks. JP, you have to learn to play with a team if you want Atlantis so badly. I'm afraid the Lone Cowboy stratagem vs. Atlantis hasn't been invented yet. :/
I got a 70% heal rate because GD had like 10 mil honor when I first hit Atl and his honor just kept climbing. So if you do the math I only lost 30% of the troops I sent... Even if I sent my entire army I would have only lost 30%. But 30% of only a portion of my army...
High honor, gotta love it. Thus ShadowTric called mea jerk and laughed because I am sure Shadow knows my heal rate was awesome.... which it was.
It's like I had Dr. House MD on my team...
Only one way to find out. Come colonize me and let me uprise and set your supression to 100%.... and be sure to have a few high level attack HH's in the Suzerain city. Should be a fun little skirmish.
I thought your Haiku was awesome...
Yeah, I agree on that. Will need some team work to crack any well defended player or high level historical. Atlantis got reinfoced when I was hitting it. So it was not a one on one PvP battle. More like me vs Vengence and that is not going to work.... because fighting a constant stream of reinforcements is called endless lobster feast... it never ends.
But I don't want Atlantis. I just want to kill enemy troops and have fun battles. But clearing Atlantis alone is very hard because it will get reinforced, real quick like.
JP you got a 70% heal rate? How is this possible?
Is it a special colonized thing? Is it a special Japanese thing? Is it a special Pimp thing?
You must have the best imagination ever.
I didn't quote his thread so expect to see it edited.
it would take only 5-6 members from Kratos to get Atlantis. probably less....
I have that bonus but mine doesnt work that way.
I thought it was 5% on what u got healed already.
Kinda like the 10% drop bonus was on what you got dropped already.
Or pencilin was 30% on what you already got.
If you got +5% we would see a lot more Hc hits with 18% heal. If you can show me a war report with 70% heal i'd love to see it. (or 18% or anything that isnt 10,20,30,40,50% or those numbers plus 3%)
hhmm where is this going?
You are experiencing first hand the power of the pimp. It goes as follow
1. JP post a new thread that is very similar in one way or another to a previous thread he created. He usually adds a new twist that does just enough to pass as a new thread.
2. Other members are notified through e-mail that JP posted a not so new thread and instantly drop whatever they are doing to come and poke fun of the pimp.
3. JP then counters their statement with antics of his own, leading them dazed and confused. The members then do a little dance and distract him until backup arrives.
4. Down but not out, a second e-mail is then sent to the mod(s), who come to reinforce the first wave of members that JP tore down with his words of brilliance.
5. They argue back and forth, with JP never giving up or realizing he has lost or made a mistake.
6. This leads to more confusion, with the members and mod(s) retreating finally understanding that the pimp will not cave.
7. Despite their best efforts and reinforcements from members and mod(s) alike, they all will say the following:
8. Which means in the end, JapanPimp is always right.
I seen this movie lots of times, my favorite part is when they rep others for my brilliance.
One day they will learn that arguing with JP is like trying to cap HC while only using naked archer waves while listening to you in-laws complain. You can continue to try, but in the end the pimp wins
That was awesome. Especially your reason for the edit. I laughed and my stomach hurt. And if I was drinking milk the laughter would have caused it to come out of my nose:
Last edited by BarrenMan; Today at 07:11 AM. Reason: You cant stop the pimp, you can only hope to contain it.
You have made my permanent cool list.... friend request sent.
Read my last response to you.
Last I checked, Penicilin gives 30% heal bonus.
Obvious japanpimp alt is obvious.
Here's how to stop a pimp:
Get him arrested for pimping.
Well I was going to agree with you everything you said, but I cant now because me and japanpimp are forum friends, and that trumps all the rationality I had left.
:flame::confused::attack:
The fact that you think I am JapanPimp's alt account is too funny. If you go back and read all the posts that I made on my profile page, you will find that I disagree and flat out riducule JP just like everybody else does.
There once was a chess player name pimp
Who thought that GD was one small imp.
Then the archer 'tests' died
We all happily cried....
Our Laughter made us all very limp.
How's this for poetry? :D
hehe, I have to choose my words wisely...or I'm probably going to get a 3 day suspension. Kinda hard rhyming words to 'pimp.' A lot harder than cracking pvp atlantis like the one shown today.
And if JP had the right knowledge/ everything not from a colonized viewpoint. He COULD have taken atlantis. When I think for more than 2 seconds I'll try to re-word "tuff shrimp" I'm kinda hungry right now...
Seriously go back and read some of the posts that I made. I think even you will agree that JP is not smart enough to come up with the scheme that you are suggesting. At least I know now to never ever feign support for JP ever again or I will be accused of being his alt by acer.
edit: I am not leaving until we hug this thing out acer, its hurting me inside that you think I am his alt because I actually think you are kind of cool
I dont blame, you even when some one pretends to agree with JP it should raise red flags. But I figured hey I can either try to run my head through a brick wall by bringing reason to JP, or blind him with satire and sarcasm. The first one resorted in headaches for me and others alike, the second is just fun to do.... so I will be sticking with that lol
The item description say something about a 30% increase in healed troops. But this is applied after your normal troops. If you have a 10% heal, 30% of 10% is a 3% increase. So yes, the item description does say that, but it worked this way even in the beginning stages of Age 1, when I first started playing. Basically, the Penicilin heal will always be a multiple of 3, range from 3-15%.