Three things you can do with a ........

1. Crack and chow the nuts
2. Threaten a guy at work with infertility
3. Get really REALLY drunk and live with the pain the rest of your life

Peanut butter on a light bulb

Eat peanut butter and use the lightbulb for light

Eat the lightbulb and convert the peanut butter into a clean burning fuel

Throw them both at a homeless guy


Nothing.

i can spell no
and thing
then re arrange it backwards and spell gnihton

bear food

1. Feed it to bears
2. Feed it to Demon
3. Put it in a paper bag, set it on fire, leave it on Jurnis' door step, ring the door bell and run away.

Coconut

1. Hurl it at someone.
2. Eat it...
3. Put it on cake

A bomb...

1. Defuse it
2. Throw it away and RUN
3. Watch it explode and pray you live.

Broken Bicycle

1. Turn it into a unicycle
2. Wrap it up and stick it under a tree in a playground
3. Be hero status and try to ride it anyway

Mascara

1. Draw picks on your face
2. Extend and make pretty my lashes
3. Try paint with the wand

Moon Biscuits

1. I can eat it
2. U can eat it
3. Trolls can eat it

Lubricant

1. *cough*thatsubjectaintallowedhere*cough*
2. grease a bearing
3. grease a pin

ammo