1. Crack and chow the nuts
2. Threaten a guy at work with infertility
3. Get really REALLY drunk and live with the pain the rest of your life
Peanut butter on a light bulb
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1. Crack and chow the nuts
2. Threaten a guy at work with infertility
3. Get really REALLY drunk and live with the pain the rest of your life
Peanut butter on a light bulb
Eat peanut butter and use the lightbulb for light
Eat the lightbulb and convert the peanut butter into a clean burning fuel
Throw them both at a homeless guy
Nothing.
i can spell no
and thing
then re arrange it backwards and spell gnihton
bear food
1. Feed it to bears
2. Feed it to Demon
3. Put it in a paper bag, set it on fire, leave it on Jurnis' door step, ring the door bell and run away.
Coconut
1. Hurl it at someone.
2. Eat it...
3. Put it on cake
A bomb...
1. Defuse it
2. Throw it away and RUN
3. Watch it explode and pray you live.
Broken Bicycle
1. Turn it into a unicycle
2. Wrap it up and stick it under a tree in a playground
3. Be hero status and try to ride it anyway
Mascara
1. Draw picks on your face
2. Extend and make pretty my lashes
3. Try paint with the wand
Moon Biscuits
1. I can eat it
2. U can eat it
3. Trolls can eat it
Lubricant
1. *cough*thatsubjectaintallowedhere*cough*
2. grease a bearing
3. grease a pin
ammo
1. Sell it
2. Put it in a gun
3. throw it a cow
A trampoline
1. Use it as a shelter
2. Deflect stones thrown at you
3. Use it as a trap
Leaf blower thats broken
1. Fix it.
2. Take it apart so it looks like you're trying to fix it.
3. Take it somewhere where someone will actually repair it.
Turf.
1. Kick it
2. Roll on it
3. Golf on it
Christmas Cookies
1. Sell them
2. Throw them out
3. Give them to the wierd kid across the road
Tiny bits of paper from a punch
Paper from a what? ... Just what is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Derick
Anyways....
1. Stare it whatever it is
2.Poke at whatever it is
3.Toss it in the bin for being confusing and useless
A button
1. Press them
2. Twist them.
3. Pull them.
:devil:
monkeys
1. add a little water and see if anything happens
2. dress them up like the village people
3. make them buy me new cigs ( yeah i am a lazy bum)
Cigars
Smoke them
Resell them. PROFIT!
Talk like Sean Connery while walking around my home office like a respected business man
Bendy straw
1.Suck on it
2. Pull it
3. Stick it in the lid hole.
(srs faec at all times)
A sponge
1) Make it wet
2) Dry it out
3) Eat it.
A newspaper.
1) Open it up wide
2) beat off someone with it
3) Recycle it (use it over and over again)
Lotion
1. put in hand
2. rub together
3. slap little cousins or siblings
baseball bat
1. Swing it
2. Smash things
3. Make money
Coins
1) Insert them
2) Swallow them
3) Burn them
Toilet Paper
1. throw it on house
2. use it after poop time
3. go bowling
soda can
1. Shoot it full of bullets
2. Recycle it and make new pop cans
3. Throw it at people who deserve it
A used toothbrush
1. Clean Gohts toilet with it.
2. Swap it for Ace's toothbrush after you cleaned the toilet.
3. Carve it into a knife for use in a potential jail fight.
A rubber glove
1) Slide your fingers in
2) Use it for protection against possible accidents ;)
3) Go in deep inside something without fear of accidents
webcams
1. Stalk Lazzy
2. Make a blog
3. Tell you later ;)
Jello!
1. swim in it
2. eat it
3. pee in it
money
1. Spend it!!!!
2. Eat it when in a desert
3. Save it...although that may not be a good option for people who are smart enough to know that money's only purpose is to be spent...
A baseball bat...
1. Kick someone's (_!_) with it.
2. Kick another guy's (_!_) with it.
3. Play baseball? lol.
Keyboard.
type with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SebazSkillz
hit someone with it.
throw it at the neighbour when it doesnt work.
broken phone
1.stomp it
2.throw it at your neighbours annoying screaming kids....(very tempting)
3.fix the :modedit: thing! (we throw away too much stuff that can be fixed)
your mother!
hmmm what would I do with your mother.. lets see.
1. Put some clothes on her.
2. Stop her working on that corner.
3. Send to an abuse seminar
teaspoon
make coffee!
poke someones eye out!
cant get it down hit it.(lol if any mods or devs find this wrong ill change it)
blender
Quote:
Originally Posted by WarSimi
DAMMIT!Quote:
You must spread some reputation around before adding some to Simi DAMMIT!
hmm what can I do with a blender...
1. Make a smoothie.
2. Destroy a phone.
3.Agitate a monkey....
Simi... (payback for my mother)
Well, there's SO much I could do with Simi... let's see...
1. Buy her shoes.
2. Get her single by killing Asmo AKA: ???
3. Profit!
What can you do with a football? (I mean the American kind)
1. Cut it open to see whats inside
2. Deflate it and fill it with helium
3. Hide it so that my friends dont see it (they would laff at me)
A half empty jam jar. ( the alchoholic kind)