Boley's Photo Casebook - All Relationship Problems Solved!

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Originally Posted by trogdor1316

Is there an easy way for me to secretly sabatoge a girl's current relationship so that I can have a better chance of nabbing her for myself? Murder isn't working as well as I hoped.

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Of course murder isn't. There are two basic ways to approach this: directly or indirectly. Either method requires subtlety and finesse.


I will first show you a few direct methods (remember, there are far more than just these):

1. Make the other guy look like an incompetant idiot and a fool in front of his girlfriend. She'll either spurn him or fell sorry for him.

2. Either way #1 falls out, make him look like a total jerk, imbecile, and a bully of sorts in front of his girlfriend.

3. Make sure that you are present when he fails. Make sure you're NOT there if he succeeds in pulling through. The plan may backfire, and either one may vent their wrath against you if you are present and noticeable.

There are many indirect methods of fire, some which other posters have listed.

1. Now, among the best methods is sabotaging the boyfriend's integrity. You may do so by convincing him to do incredibly stupid things. If he acts like an imbecile in front of his girlfriend, and you are present only when he commits the acts, so much the better.

2. Another, more orthodox, way to do this is by spreading nasty rumors about him. If they are true, so much the better. Spreading lies has a rather poor chance of backfiring later on, but either way his reputation will be stained.

3. Get your rival drunk. REALLY drunk. He may do something that he'll regret later, and all it will cost either of you is a few beers, wines, or whatever. In the end, your hands won't even get soiled.

4. A method that few bother to try is to try to convince your rival that he doesn't deserve her. A couple ways to do this are by using the very reasons listed above, or by finding any possible reason for him not to trust her...

5. Now, throughout all of this, act like her guardian angel. Alienate them from each other, while using all of your power and wiles to draw her closer to you...eventually you will succeed.


There is one more way other than sabotage you can get her to like you. Tell her, and prove that you're far superior than your rival.

In this case, you may or may not use any of the methods listed above as an aid to acheive your quest...


Happy hunting!

~Jurnis


PS: Sorry about the wall of text, but this is a comprehensive-but-brief guide. Please read at your own pleasure.

man this thread


I wish relationship problems and dealing with women could be so straight forward.

as a girl, i would like to weigh in on this one.
timing.
you see timing is everything, especially with women.

since we all know your a perfect gentle man and would never stoop to the sabotage listed above mostly because your smart enough to know that no matter how good you are at it your girl will catch you in the end. we all ways do i will give you this little piece of advice.
you cant steel whats given to you. and a heart is one of those things that has to be given not stolen.

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Originally Posted by Elana*

O_o....

Derick, you know that doesn't suit my personality. :D I just can't be rude to someone in their face. I can't even stay angry for so long. I just take a breath and let it go.

Thanks though, guys. It's been bothering me for a few days, and making it hard for me to study. So at least I have some relief.

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I recently had a similar issue. This guy that I've been pretty good friends with for over a year now broke up with his gf. The next day, he asks me to go to a movie with him. I didn't want to be mean or let him down, since I considered him a friend. I gave an indefinate yes to him, as he pretty much ambushed me at my locker before I was about to leave. Later that evening I decided I qould have to tell him I really didn't want to go out with him.

So the next day we had a chat and I really hope I didn't leave him too upset, although I think he only asked me out cause he was a tad heartbroken. Oh well, what can ya do...

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Originally Posted by Elana*

O_o....

Derick, you know that doesn't suit my personality. :D I just can't be rude to someone in their face. I can't even stay angry for so long. I just take a breath and let it go.

Thanks though, guys. It's been bothering me for a few days, and making it hard for me to study. So at least I have some relief.

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Originally Posted by Awesomeness5577

Why did you make me cry? btw, thats a tad harsh thorn... coulda just went along with it to help me get back on my feet!

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When you like a completely different guy it changes things. Also, I did offer to go to the movie still as friends. Part of the reason I said no was that he did some... Er... Interesting... Things with his ex, and I really didn't want any of that. I was nice about it, I promise. It's not in my nature to be bluntly mean.

people are to afraid to let someone else down. in my experience it hurts worse when someone strings you along for a few hours/days/weeks by making you think they are going to do something and the hurt is magnified at the end when the hammer finally drops.


If you can't do something or just dont think it would be a good idea, SAY IT. indefinate yes or maybe should try to be avoided.



communication

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Originally Posted by Jurnis

Of course murder isn't. There are two basic ways to approach this: directly or indirectly. Either method requires subtlety and finesse.


I will first show you a few direct methods (remember, there are far more than just these):

1. Make the other guy look like an incompetant idiot and a fool in front of his girlfriend. She'll either spurn him or fell sorry for him.

2. Either way #1 falls out, make him look like a total jerk, imbecile, and a bully of sorts in front of his girlfriend.

3. Make sure that you are present when he fails. Make sure you're NOT there if he succeeds in pulling through. The plan may backfire, and either one may vent their wrath against you if you are present and noticeable.

There are many indirect methods of fire, some which other posters have listed.

1. Now, among the best methods is sabotaging the boyfriend's integrity. You may do so by convincing him to do incredibly stupid things. If he acts like an imbecile in front of his girlfriend, and you are present only when he commits the acts, so much the better.

2. Another, more orthodox, way to do this is by spreading nasty rumors about him. If they are true, so much the better. Spreading lies has a rather poor chance of backfiring later on, but either way his reputation will be stained.

3. Get your rival drunk. REALLY drunk. He may do something that he'll regret later, and all it will cost either of you is a few beers, wines, or whatever. In the end, your hands won't even get soiled.

4. A method that few bother to try is to try to convince your rival that he doesn't deserve her. A couple ways to do this are by using the very reasons listed above, or by finding any possible reason for him not to trust her...

5. Now, throughout all of this, act like her guardian angel. Alienate them from each other, while using all of your power and wiles to draw her closer to you...eventually you will succeed.


There is one more way other than sabotage you can get her to like you. Tell her, and prove that you're far superior than your rival.

In this case, you may or may not use any of the methods listed above as an aid to acheive your quest...


Happy hunting!

~Jurnis


PS: Sorry about the wall of text, but this is a comprehensive-but-brief guide. Please read at your own pleasure.

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Worst. Advice. Ever.

Read my thread, please.

What should I do?

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Originally Posted by Derick

I wana know, why does the world assume that if you dont have a gf or if you are not in a relationship you are either gay or a monk?

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The world doesn't assume that. Are you worried about how other people perceive you? Your relationships are private and not really the business or concern of very many other people. If people are butting into your life, remind them that there's something on TV they may want to watch instead.

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Originally Posted by Demonhero

My girlfriend likes Twilight, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, and a whole other similar load of crap that I detest with every fibre of my being.
Should I break up with her, or just leave thousands of notes everywhere saying why those things suck?

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Every relationship involves some give-and take. There are things my wife doesn't really like doing that she does because it makes me happy, and vice versa. There are things she believes and does which I disagree with, and vice versa. Differences in a relationship can be sustained so long as communication and compromise are still present. Jonas Brothers aren't my cup of tea, but if the person I loved liked them, I'd give them a try.

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Originally Posted by Ghost101

How do I explain to my parents and siblings that I don't have a girlfriend and probably never going to have a relationship with a girl in high school... problem is that i want a relationship, but never know if I am handsome enough to be attractive or if I am clever enough. I am not in one simply because of how people used to act and that no one ever showed interest in me.

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I think that is an easy conversation to have with your parents on some level, because they will be relieved that the issue of a "happy accident" is off the table. I doubt very much that your parents are worried one way or the other, except that they are probably worried about you being happy.

I do think you need to start thinking more positively about your situation and stop dwelling on the past. Good grief, I never had a proper relationship till I started college, and I don't have a disability as a reason for it (though my exceptionally greasy hair may well have counted as one, in retrospect). I actually believe that high school relationships are stressful and unhelpful, given the task in hand, which is to get to college or to get what you need from school and move on with your life.

Stop thinking in terms of "handsome enough" or "intelligent enough" for a relationship. That's nonsense. It's nonsense for you specifically, but it's also nonsense in general too. Relationships happen for many reasons, they have nothing to do with "enoughs."

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Originally Posted by Arathorn136

What do you do when you seriously like a friend, but you're not sure if he feels the same way?

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You flat-out tell him, after first warning him that you understand he may not feel the same way, but by communicating openly with him you hope to cler the air and one way or another move on, retaining the friendship whatever happens.

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Originally Posted by Elana*

So Bole... Need advice. Say there's a guy in my class, a really nice one too, that unfortunately, likes me more than just a friend. How can I nicely tell him off that I already have BF, and I don't want to ruin our friendship? He also likes to evade serious questions/topics, so this has me at a roadblock.

I know it'll probably be ruined anyhow. -_-..

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Again, there's no way around it. You say thank you for the attention, and you praise him in some way, and then you tell him it's not going to happen. Emphasize that point. If he evades confrontation, you are just going to have to put it out there, but try to do it somewhere private (and safe!) in case you hurt his feelings. If you do hurt his feelings, don't deviate or waver from what needs to be said. He needs to hear the reality.

k so it says "all relationship problems" in the title, so if i ask about a non-romantic relationship, say the fail relationship i have with my mom, i could get some advice maybe?