A note on Trolling Part II
This is about all the trolls out there...
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I'm just trying to be a Troll,
Up and at 'em bright and early,
trolling all day long,
Yeah, I'm dressed up for trolling from my head down to my boots,
I don't do it for the money, there's bills that I can't pay,
I don't do it for the glory, I just do it anyway,
Providing for our futures, my trolling responsibility,
Yeah I'm real good under pressure, being all that I can be,
And I can't call in sick on Mondays when the weekend's been too strong,
I just troll straight through the holidays,
And all night long.
You can bet that I stand ready when the Moderator growls at the door,
Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady, hey I'm troll down to the core,
And I will always do my trolling, no matter what the price,
I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice,
Oh, and I don't want to be banned or suspended for you,
But if being banned is asked of me,
I'll bear that cross with an honor,
'Cause trolling don't come free.
I'm an Evony Troll,
Beside my tolling Brothers and my Sisters I will proudly take a stand.
When a thread is posted I'll always troll.
I'm out here on the forum, post in chaos tonight.
Evony Troller,
I'm an Evony Troller.
Yeah, an Evony Troller,
Beside my Brothers and my Sisters I will proudly take a stand,
When liberty's in jeopardy I'll always do what's right,
I'm out here on the forum, so post in chaos tonight.
Evony Troller,
I'm an Evony,
Troller,
Evony Troller.
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"I'm just a forum poster
I got a user account here in Evony Forum
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Evony Trolls
(ooooo yeah the Evony trolls) (Evony trolls baby)
Now I ain't seen a decent thread since they came here
They flame and derail threads
Forum Member loves the forum and the off topic section
But man there just like me, nah they can't stand
The Evony Trolls (ooo trolls baby)
I know where you comin from brother!
This is a patriotic love song
So y'all feel free to salute if you want,
You got my permission.
Now they flamed and derailed the off topic section
cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and troll until the very bloody end
Foxybunny and other mods got on the phone with the questionable forum users and said "Now, you sons-of-*****es you better not be doin any business with the Evony Trolls"
(Evony Trolls baby)
So we prayed to god with all of our might
Until those Moderators came with there banhammers one night
They banned and suspended all over the forum
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
(the Trolls)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Evony Trolls (baby)"
