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My Parents got the new iPhone, and they don't need their old phones anymore.
So they told me that I could have either their Blackberry or the older iPhone. I'm not a businessman, but I heard the iPhone isn't exactly a good phone, and the thing's huge.
Which should I get?
Dear Advice Column,
Me and my partners in school scored a 55 on a test. My mother said if i get anything lower than a C i can't play sports this year. Should i hide the grade from her or should i tell her i got the grade?
Your Viewer,
DoubleM
Great questions this week guys!
Remember, if yours isn't featured, it might be next week, so don't lose hope!
Look forward to some good advice from the all-knowing guru :) (or is it gurus..?)
No lose hope. i hear the guru is actually very hateful. gives the wrong advice on purpose etc. :)
I knew it!!!
Oh no! We need more questions for this week's edition. Bumpity...
You guys betterr ask some questions ;)
Dear Guru,
I have a slight problem. I can't seem to find my zen. I had it before, but then I took a trip to Disney and it seems like I lost it on the way back. What should I do?
((So this is some sort of joke thread?))
Someone irritated. They said I was less then better then them, even though that is obviously false since I have more of every trait and skill then them, even Humility.
So I want to get some revenge on them and that is where my problems lies.
On one hand I could hire a line up of male strippers to visit them every week for the next year, with orders that they always begin their dance outside, only going in when it gets a bit too 'mature.'
But that is expensive.
Alternatively I could kidnap their dog, brand its fur calling his masters abhorrent **********. Forcing them to either put down the dog themselves or live with the embarrassment. But that only works if they are the kind to be psychologically scarred at the twistedness of that action.
So which do I pick?