How Awesome are you?

Im so awesome because Chuck Norris once said "Hey." to me... True story

Im so awesome i know where Dog The bounty hunter lives (NOT LYING)

This is some funny stuff.... I almost vomited coffee from laughing....

How does laughing make you vomit?

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Originally Posted by ~Milo~

Don't you know? If Chuck Norris says a word to you, there's a high chance you can spontaneously combust. You're lucky to be alive.

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LMAO thats true~
I guess that makes me more awesome because i can withstand spontanious combustion!

ikm so awromse that i can;lt tyep faste riugth nonw

I'm so awesome I can hold my drink. Unlike some people.

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Originally Posted by japanpimp

Please tell us how awesome you are. I'll start.
I am so awesome that when I take a #2 in the toilet I bottle up the air and sell it as perfume.

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http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny...wesome-kid.jpg

I'm so cool I defy awesomeness.

If I stated how awesome I was the forum would crash. Sorry to disappoint guys. =\