I got hit with a hardened block of government cheese. Was worse than a brick.
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I got hit with a hardened block of government cheese. Was worse than a brick.
Was hit by a golf club, think it was a 9-iron.
Hit in the throat with a bloody Apocalypse Template by accident. Some moron used it as a frisbee.
It's 10 inches across. Yeah. It's that big.
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Originally Posted by Mopster
The weirdest thing was a hanger.
The most painful, however, was a bike. :attack:
i was hit by a kitchen sink..... yes lol was at my sisters apartment when the people who were above us dropped their new sink and it fell through the floor and it me (yes it was in a box lol)
*Shrugs and decides to play along*
Hit by, on purpose: A hand and a half long boffer sword, right in the head. It hurt, but not when you compare that to...
Hit by, on accident: A head high 80-90mph foul ball while watching another baseball game. The fact that I wasn't aware of the hit at all probably is the reason I'm still living. Mild concussions and blackouts still aren't my cup of tea.
^^OUUCHIIIE!!! :oops: Glad you are here to tell that story, girl...that's serious :modedit: right there!
Hit by...On PURPOSE: An open package of raw *yes, I said RAW* bacon. :mad: My son was talkin smack while I was cooking breakfast for like 6 kids and 4 adults, in MY kitchen, mind you...so I told him to shut up or he wasnt going to GET any of THIS. He knows just how good this is...so he was instantly offended, grabbed the cloesest thing nearby and smacked me *playfully, as it was* across the jaw. He knew he was safe from any bodily harm as a resulf of the reprocussion he was inevitably facing with an act such as raw bacon to the face, because my hands were full and I didnt wanna burn up the eggs. He still brags about that to this day :rolleyes: KIDS!!!
What did the BACON say to the FACE??? SLLLLLAAAAAAPPPPP :rofl:
The other day I got hit with the most freakishly lucky shot in the history of man. Some kid dropkicked an orange (yes, the fruit) and hit me square in the face from the other side of the precinct..... maybe 100yrds..... It was peeled aswell, made a lovely mess.
I was hit by the pole of a basketball net. Friend passed it up, I got it I got it I got it, -smash- Owww my Head.
I got hit by a dirtbike once...
My brother was attempting a jump, and I parked my bike to the side of his intended path to watch... bad idea... He bailed at the last second so when the bike hit a rut in the ground it did a nifty flip and the back tire grazed my face! Bro was ok and I just got a filthy cheek. Thank god for my Ninja reflexes! lol I have been trained in the art on Ninjitsu... To you, this is a sandwich, to me, it is a deadly weapon (: