You woke up dead? i hate them
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You woke up dead? i hate them
True. Pretty Bad Days.
Yes the do. even more so when their is no food on the tabel for you either :(Quote:
Originally Posted by 0Spawn0
ahh they suck :(
every day bro..... *looks at species of self*
Especially when you wake up in your coffin. Damn 8 feet thick dirt on top of it, when your trying to claw your way out and get some food, you're so freaking hungry that you have this weird craving your brains.
But thats just me.
Yeah, and then when you finally claw your way to the top there is this 90lb chick standing there with a stick trying to give you splinters. So annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montros
The worst is when they have the chainsaws. For some reason, I just can't get around those things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Japengo
Yeah those are things are never good. My personal hate is when someone comes up and flings water in my eyes. How rude is that? Then they don't even speak english, they ramble on in some weird sounding language that should have died with the ancient Romans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montros
Hey, I'd rather have the water! It's the teens asking me over and over, "Where'd you buy the cool body shimmer glitter?", that gets me. :/
Oh you're one of those "twinkly" undeads? Pffff, I'm almost ashamed to be related to you. Almost.
Ugh. Don't even get me started on those garlic-smelling Italians...Quote:
Originally Posted by Japengo
Wasn't my fault I died while working in a costume glitter factory...! And, I just hate those people that think I need to see the sunrise. Honestly now! I sunburn too easily. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Japengo
Yeah, how are we supposed to skulk in the shadows and strike from darkness if there are neither because of that cursed glowing orb?
Wow guys, your describing my day today perfectly, its my first one like this. I already hate it, please take your curse back!
It's not a curse, its a gift. All you have to do is let me bite your neck and almost drain your blood. After that you drink some of my blood and then we can be together forever.
Come to think of it, that doesn't sound cool at all.
Young fang, I think she was talking about the sun. :/
*hands over the long clothes, sunhat, and shades, and points to the darkroom*
That should do it.
*Grabs items and scurrys away to the dark room*
Thankyou hun!!
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Originally Posted by Fallbreeze
Oh I thought she meant about the whole undead thing. I could help he if she wanted to become like that, but there really isn't any pleasent way to do it.
if you were to make a Frankenstein's Monster from bits of OT people, which bits would you choose from whom?
None of you have read the zombie survival guide ;)
When you wake up and find out you're dead? Iv'e done that before and now I make it my business not to wake up when I'm dead.
Which is why I have a chainsaw strapped to my back and keep a three foot long sharpened stake of wood with me at all times.
Eh, you end up howling at the moon, Kite friend. :) Especially full moons. :D
Dang't it! Now I have to go buy something pointy and made of silver...
I don't think Walmart or Kmart carries that kind of ammo. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by kiteguthan
Oh...
No swords? Arrows? Bullets? Weaponized garden gnomes?
Well, I didn't see any of the weapons...but I did go looking through the garden section...!
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/08/garden-zombie.jpg
Don't think that'll work...!
Alright, time for my last resort. Fallbreeze, to Ebay!*Whoosh*