The Good, the Bad, and the Worse Game

Someone makes a good comment, then next poster says something bad about it and the next something worse.
e.g.
Good - You get a union promotion
Bad - In the Serial Killers union
Worse - You've been in jail for 4 months and don't know about it

Rules - Read these fully before starting

1. Once you've posted a worse comment, you have to make a new good comment.

2. Please try to keep the language clean and the subject matter non-violent.

3. Try to make the comments as funny as possible!

I'll start:
You get a life time supply of chocolate :)

But your allergic to chocolate

there is no way to cancel the supply of chocolate, so you have to eat it.



You have a new girlfriend

but she is a serial killer

and your her next target

superman lives!

But he lost all his powers

and lives with your mom

His worse:
And lives with your mom


My good ( he had none)

You win a million dollars

But you live in China

and are terminally ill with 1 day to live.


You become president of America