Game: Internet Idiots.

I thought of a game last night as I was tabbing through the wonderful world of the internet and partaking in some extra curricular activities that remain unannounced. I came across a kitty in the LolKitteh thread:

http://scienceblogs.com/sunclipse/siwoti-cat.png

And it made me think.... On all the forums I've ever participated on, it has always tickled me pink to see somebody get verbally pwnd. So far, from what I've seen on bbs evony, people LOVE to prove when a thread is going to fail. Example-----

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Originally Posted by Moghedien

http://failness.com/wp-content/uploa...ail-thread.jpg

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I am purposing a game of some sort.
WARNING: This game is intended for intelligent, hard headed, know-it-alls and in no way condones the creation of internet hate.

As I puffed on my pipe I pondered my purpose of this perfidious game. I came across concoctions of continually curt ideas that I could not recollect for the life of me.

Now that I am no longer in the state of mind I was in last night during the creation of this game, I don't think my ideas are as good as they were. So if anybody has any suggestions, feel free to share them with me. Lol, just to get pwnd by me!

What I'd like to see this game consist of is a plethora of (pseudo)intelligent ideas, inventions, statements etc etc. Followed by a supporting debate-based paragraph or two(or more!) and the reason the person above you deserves every bit of http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1253732113.jpg that is about to ensue upon them. And please, the first person to reply to this thread, tell me how stupid my game is, make me aware of all the errors I made throughout my post, crack jokes about the alliteration that I used, tell me I used too many pictures, and what ever you do... prove me wrong.

Remember, though we are in the off topic section all of the rules apply, I don't want to see any heated arguments that escalate into hurtful posts. The point of the game is to convince the arrogant sob that he or she is wrong and that you are right. Above all- Have fun!

Wow...cool idea :)
I'm barely left with braincells - let alone having power to them when I finally get a chance to "enjoy" some "me" online time. LOL. Will be watching this thread for amusement value of course :D

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Originally Posted by morbidangel

to many pictures, and what ever you do..

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Too*

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pu.../unrelated.jpg

http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/LOLWUT5.jpg

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Originally Posted by Revoltion

Too*

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But the picture IS related to the word you posted.

Clearly the couple just came back from the fairgrounds, but had a lackluster time. They had unwisely challenged one of the gypsies there and claimed she couldn't do real magic.
To prove herself able, she transformed the family into the creatures you see. At this moment the frog (mother) is telling the flaming skeleton (father) that he's TOO much on fire to hold the fish (baby) but the skeleton is unable to hear since his ears are rotted away. Plus he's hungery and realizes that since he's on fire, hugging the fish will cook it for him, so that when he's transformed back into human form he'll have a nice cooked dinner. Unfortunatly what he doesn't realize is that the baby will revert also and he's just end up with a burned baby and a homicidal wife who is enraged that he killed their only child in favor of filling his stomach.

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Originally Posted by Japengo

he's just end up with a burned baby and a homicidal wife who is enraged that he killed their only child in favor of filling his stomach.

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He'd*

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Originally Posted by Revoltion

He'd*

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Oh this is an easy one.

The police in the background are actually a group of highly trained assasins who despite their training, succumbed to the desires imparted to them from the uniforms they wear. On the way to their target from the local doughnut shop, the brown shirt attempted to steal a jelly filled from one of the blue shirts. This resulted in the other two blue shirts coming to the defense of their comrade and leaving no one to drive their vehicle. As they crashed into the ditch, one managed to get back to the drivers seat and attempted to steer up the hill since he realized they were close to their targets home. The target heard all the commotion and came outside with his pistol which was cleverly concealed inside a sewing machine. the assasins attempted to nonchalontly blend in and act like real police investigating the scene. Normally the target would run and HE'D escape since he's been in this situation before, but the fifth member caught up in her personal helicopter and took a photo for proof to their empoyer that the target was still alive when they found him. The reason he's smiling is because she looks like Angelina in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

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Originally Posted by Japengo

Oh this is an easy one.

The police in the background are actually a group of highly trained assasins who despite their training, succumbed to the desires imparted to them from the uniforms they wear. On the way to their target from the local doughnut shop, the brown shirt attempted to steal a jelly filled from one of the blue shirts. This resulted in the other two blue shirts coming to the defense of their comrade and leaving no one to drive their vehicle. As they crashed into the ditch, one managed to get back to the drivers seat and attempted to steer up the hill since he realized they were close to their targets home. The target heard all the commotion and came outside with his pistol which was cleverly concealed inside a sewing machine. the assasins attempted to nonchalontly blend in and act like real police investigating the scene. Normally the target would run and HE'D escape since he's been in this situation before, but the fifth member caught up in her personal helicopter and took a photo for proof to their empoyer that the target was still alive when they found him. The reason he's smiling is because she looks like Angelina in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

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Driver's*
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Nonchalantly*
Employer*

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Originally Posted by Revoltion

Driver's*
Target's*
Nonchalantly*
Employer*

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv...4ygxo1_400.jpg

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Ok first, Harry has obviously just passed his DRIVER'S education course and is now getting his picture taken for his license. He is trying to NONCHALANTLY imply that Pikachu is his favorite pokemon, but everyone knows he likes mudkips. What is no apparent though, is that this photo shoot is actually taking place inside a Russian submarine headed for the polar ice cap. Once there it intended to launch it's nuclear payload at it's TARGET'S capitals and incite a New World Order from the chaos. Although he is in currently command, the sub captains EMPLOYER is non other than this fresh faced, all american boy who was tormented by his fellow classmate for liking Mudkips over Pikachu. This photo is his attempt to blend in while simultaniously destroying the society he wishes so desperatly to be a part of. The wizard part is refering to his ability to manipulate governments and people to his whim, something he is a wizard at.

Either that, or Harry has decided to, as part of a class assignment, bring Hagrid some new monsters to train. Harry went to Johto, with a few Pokeballs, and managed to capture a Pikachu for Hagrid. In order to impress his classmates with his mad skillz as a Pokemon Master, he had one of the Nurse Joys take this picture of him. The reason you do not see the glasses or the scar is because Harry decided to go incognito, and drank one of the 'disguise' potions. He looks to be a bit in thought, because he's trying to figure out how to take a portion of Pikachu fur to make a second wand, in case his wand ever breaks again.