On an airplane: "HI JACK!"
Printable View
On an airplane: "HI JACK!"
*High security Prison for the metally insane*
'Guard' "dammit lost my keys"
On an airplane over the speaker: "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
"The Game!"
Look at your post, now back to mine. Now back at your post now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate posts it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through posts, writing the post your post could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's replying saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're not trolling.
http://memegenerator.net/cache/insta...45/1684748.jpg
What not to say at an alcoholic meeting "TEQUILA"
What not to say at an Evony addiction meeting "look at the birdy"
What not to say at a restaurant "RAT"
What not to say at a sumo convention "I got donuts"
Walk in with blood soaked clothing and ask:
"Does anyone have a shovel I can borrow?"
Don't tell the TSA people that your bag is packed full and ready to explode at any minute. *like I did*