*First, get a plastic bag and fill it with grass. Next, walk into the nearest police department or Sheriff's office.*
Then, you shout (or scream, or yell, your choice):
"WHO WANTS TO BUY A BAG OF WEED?"
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*First, get a plastic bag and fill it with grass. Next, walk into the nearest police department or Sheriff's office.*
Then, you shout (or scream, or yell, your choice):
"WHO WANTS TO BUY A BAG OF WEED?"
Go in to a home for the elderly and say "I'm the new undertaker......"
^have actually heard that one lol
Call a really religious guy or girl and when they say who is this: "THE DEVIL!!"
My favorite vampire is Jasper. What's yours?
=> Burst into a technology convention shouting, they're giving free I-Pads away outside!
=> Announcing over the loud speaker that the show everyone has been camping out in line outside for, over the course of 18 frigid hours, that the ~concert/movie/game release~ has been cancelled for unpublished reasons.
=> Skipping through a rainbow parade singin, "I'm SOOO prettyyy...I'm sooo PRETTY and witty and ......"
=> Running into the State of the Union Address and scream, President Clinton called, he wants his intern back!
=> Stand on a weight bench in a busy gym and scream, 'Where the HELL is the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet at?!'