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Ok so I heard about this show called Tosh.0 and they did this thing called "What not to run into a room and yell."
So I wanted to know it anyone had some ideas or lines that they have thought of.
I want them to be funny but not profane. Also please no spam. Thanks in advance.
*runs into room*
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESSERT YOU!
*runs back into the winding corridors of off topic*
^That, definitely!
What not to say in a room of pyromaniacs: "Fire!"
What not to say in a room of cannibals: "Dinner!"
What not to say in a room full of OT people: "Spam!"
What not to say in a room full of crippled people: Who wants to go jogging?
What not to say in a room full of paranoid people: RUN!
Xemblade, don't bring up race.
*Editing* :)
I changed it sorry about that.
Airport: BOMB!!!!
Restaurant: BOMB!!!!!
Bathroom: BOMB!!!!!
Funeral: ZOMBIE!!!!
Red light: GREEN LIGHT GO!
Armed poker players: "I cheat!"
To Dawnseeker: "Bacon!"
On an airplane: "HI JACK!"
*High security Prison for the metally insane*
'Guard' "dammit lost my keys"
On an airplane over the speaker: "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
"The Game!"
The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherhoodUK
Look at your post, now back to mine. Now back at your post now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate posts it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through posts, writing the post your post could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's replying saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're not trolling.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr
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What not to say at an alcoholic meeting "TEQUILA"
What not to say at an Evony addiction meeting "look at the birdy"
What not to say at a restaurant "RAT"
What not to say at a sumo convention "I got donuts"
One, Desal cant make diamonds....Quote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
two, Its a movie reference (airplane)
Number three will not be mentioned....
Walk in with blood soaked clothing and ask:
"Does anyone have a shovel I can borrow?"
Don't tell the TSA people that your bag is packed full and ready to explode at any minute. *like I did*
or they will.... Oh nevermind.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
What not to say to a moviestar: Your fired!
Mod in a thread: CLOSED!!!
Oval office: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by WarSimi
On a raid: LEEEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNNKKKKEEEENNNNNSSS!
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to WarSimi again.Quote:
Originally Posted by WarSimi
what not to yell?
I JUST PEED MY PANTS
WHERE ARE THE SIZZERS MODAMNIT I HAVE TO CUT THIS OFF!!
HOLY FEETOES BATBOY LOOK AT YOUR SOCKS
was that your car? *point at large hill above deep lake/ ocean
IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!
and my all time favorite
IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR!!!!
To a whole roomful of classic car enthusiasts: "Um, I hope the person with the (enter make and model of car here) has good insurance...!"
Whenever I go to Mcdonalds I love to ask for a hot dog...
:D
Go to an animal shelter and ask for a hot dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildor
in the summerQuote:
Originally Posted by WarSimi
That would be called a McWeinerQuote:
Originally Posted by Wildor
Run into a Wal-mart: I NEED TAMPONS!!
Run into a rehab clinic, yell "HEY EVERYONE! THERE'S FREE DRUGS IN THE HAZMAT BIN OUTSIDE!"
Sit back, and watch the entertainment.
Then 6 weeks later, watch the horrible deaths from inhalation of toxic materials.
Ain't life grand?
Run into a room health loonies and yell: FREE PIE IN THE HALLWAY!
a dyslexics convention and yell "ITS A TARP!"
What not to say in a room (while your boss is there) : I just have to take this guys city of him and then I can teleport out of here. ;)
At Work: I'm going home sick, SEE YOU AT MY PARTY TONIGHT!
What not to yell at a military base (while pointing at the CO's office) : THE ARABS ARE ATTACKING!
At Hiroshima: Good ol' split Atoms.... (If thats too harsh I can remove it)
In a nuclear Power Plant: Whats this Red Light above core temperature critical mean?
Walk into a hospital and scream terminal (trying to tell ur friend which terminal to wait in at the airport)
In a room filled with cops: this is a hold up.