"i like my [gender of choice] like i like my ___"

I like my men like I like my bosses,



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nevermind.

i like my women like I like my sword, lookin' sharp!

I like my girls like I like my dessert: Sweet, good-looking, but easily burnt if left in an oven or microwave unattended. (lol)

who leaves their girlfriend in a microwave unattended?

i like my stories like i like my deserts; deeply interact, rich in detail, and better when shared with someone else who appreciates them.

I like my men like I like my sports; rough, challenging, and satisfyingly rewarding. :p

I like my women like I like me. Because I like me. I like me a lot. It's called a narcissus complex.

I like my women like i like my baseball bats, has a nice sweet spot.

Here's another:

I like my men like I like my soccer cleats: comfy, slightly broken in, but can deliver a good kick. :p

i like my women like i like my xbox, always ready to play :)

I like my women like i like my baseball bats, always swinging....... oh wait, scratch that.