Originally Posted by
FoxyBunny
Ever notice they don't act like real troops anyways? I mean, they run in there screaming and waving their weapons, then they stop, look around, grab some food and lumber and rocks, and hightail it out of there.
If they were REAL troops, they'd be ******* up the ladies, wrecking the tavern as they drink it dry, hanging out in the feasting hall sharing bawdy stories with the other heroes, chilling in the barracks trading unit patches with the defeated army, etc. When we finally got them to stagger back home, bleary-eyed and drunk off their behinds, they would have not only forgotten to bring home any plunder, but they'd have impregnated half the town, thus leaving more of themselves than they perhaps intended.
I'm kind of glad these troops just grab loot and run.