Off Topic International University Of Higher Education

Welcome! I have decided to start up a diploma mill, i mean a university!
well, here we go!

Off Topic International University of Higher Education
We have a variety of colleges and programs in order to provide you with a diploma in your field of study. We use a real life experience system so you dont have to attend classes!

Off Topic International University Of Higher Education College of Computer Sciences

Offers various degrees in the following fields:

• Social media
• Information Technologies
• Graphic/ Web Design
• Server Management
• Digital Entertainment
• Digital Games

Off Topic International University Of Higher Education College of Medicine

Offers various degrees in the following fields:

• Oncology
• Psychiatry
• Psychotherapy
• Immunology
• Pediatrics
• Forensic psychiatry
• Child and adolescent psychiatry

More coming soon!

Famous graduates of OTIUHE include Nathan Seltzer, Halle Berry, Benjamin Giffords, Jesus Christ, Kim Jong il, and Clifford the big red dog! Join the ranks of the infamous and get a degree from us!

Please post below if you are interested in getting a degree in any of the above fields.

EDIT: dawn, dont kill me!

Uhmmm What is this your up to now Sal?

oh dear god i thought you were joking about this:attack:

ok ima see how it goes this outta be interesting.

I saw the thread name

I knew it was ****ing Desal

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EDIT: dawn, dont kill me!

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He's the least of your worries :3

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• Pediatrics

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I feel like it would be a bad idea to encourage some of the people around here to work with children...

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

I feel like it would be a bad idea to encourage some of the people around here to work with children...

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I feel the same way.

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

I feel like it would be a bad idea to encourage some of the people around here to work with children...

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Now why would you say that? We're perfectly alright people. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...angelic006.gif

Let me no when the poly sci degree becomes available

I want one in Child and Adolescent Psychiatry. And no, this isn't so that I can create my own army of trained-from-birth supersoldiers. I already tried that back in '97.

Like I'd trust anyone from this university.

i want in psychiatry R33d M1NDZ H4X

Who have you found to teach these and what are their qualifications?

*Points to the monkeys at the typewriters, producing Stephanie Meyer novels*

I think they are.

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Who have you found to teach these and what are their qualifications?

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As I stated before, we are rooted in experience instead of course work. first we make sure you know your stuff, then send you on your way...

I could teach a class on coercive interrogation techniques, also social engineering.

Why are there no "Anime Designer" on that list? *Iz sad*

will the courses in child and adolescent psychiatry deal with the therapy needed because you have children?