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02-02-2011, 10:31 AM
Bree Fletcher

Welcome to the OT Evony Forums

In a Top Ten alliance,
Cataphracts in my hair.
The warm smell of cold bodies,
Rising up through the air.

Up ahead in the world chat,
I saw a link shining bright.
My fingers heavy and my eyes growing wide,
I had to check out this site.

There she stood in the Kings Bar,
I heard the banhammer well.
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be heaven, or this could be hell."

Then she posted a thread,
And she showed me the way.
There were spambots in the necro'd threads,
I thought I heard them say:

"Welcome to the OT Evony Forums...
Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the OT Evony Forums...
Any time of year,
You can find it here."

Her mind was GFX-twisted,
She got the RPG bends.
She got a lot of pretty, pretty alts,
That she called "friends."

How they posted in the Ban Game,
Sweet, silly, sins.
Some post to remember,
Some post to forget.

So I called up a mod,
"Please find me my mind."
He said, "We haven't had a sane one here,
Since 2009."

And still those spambots are calling
From far away.
Wake me up in the middle of the night,
Just to hear them say:

"Welcome to the OT Evony Forums...
Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face.
Livin' it up at the OT Evony Forums...
What a nice surprise,
Bring your alibis."

Stickies on the ceiling,
Googled champagne on ice.
And she said, "We are all just prisoners here,
Of our own device."

In General Announcements,
They gathered for the feast.
They show up with fifteen bars of rep,
But they just can't kill the beast!

Last thing I remember,
I was runnin' for the door.
I had to find the URL back
to the place I was before.

"Relax," said the super-mod,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can log off any time you like,
But you can't never leave!"

Also:

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Ain't No Rest for the Trollers

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Post On

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Hot Girl Cool Background

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Mod Nothing
02-02-2011, 10:35 AM
KOOPS95

I'm sure we can put our differences aside. For science. You monster.
02-02-2011, 10:37 AM
imnothere

*grabs mic and sings along*

epic!!
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/i...0b60aefd11.jpg
02-02-2011, 11:46 AM
XxflamesxX

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bree Fletcher again.

Grrr..... Ill just throw underwear on the stage insted....
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...OoEqBfSndPbULw
02-02-2011, 04:38 PM
LaoOmologo

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxflamesxX

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bree Fletcher again.

Grrr..... Ill just throw underwear on the stage insted....
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...OoEqBfSndPbULw

Muh. Same problem. *Joins*
02-02-2011, 05:49 PM
Wildor

[QUOTE=XxflamesxX;1560842]You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bree Fletcher again.

Grrr..... Ill just throw underwear on the stage insted....

Good idea! Here, me too!!

http://people.bukiki.com/wp-content/...-underwear.jpg

:D

Edit: Ooops! Sorry about the misquote folks.

Edit again: Dunno what "Cataphracts in my hair" really entails, but not a problem I need to worry over...
02-02-2011, 07:46 PM
gottibabe1

*throws panties at bree*

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_anQnlU5D4s...+for+peace.jpg
02-02-2011, 07:46 PM
rasterbee

Is anyone else picturing Wildor wearing only those Calvin Klein boxer briefs right now?
02-02-2011, 08:47 PM
Bree Fletcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasterbee

Is anyone else picturing Wildor wearing only those Calvin Klein boxer briefs right now?

Naw, just thinking about all the panties that have apparently ended up around me...

Glad I'm loved! Thank you all! :p
02-02-2011, 08:49 PM
Revoltion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Naw, just thinking about all the panties that have apparently ended up around me...

Glad I'm loved! Thank you all! :p

Two of those are mine!
02-02-2011, 08:54 PM
rasterbee

I'm sorry, I'm still picturing Wildor.

http://i54.tinypic.com/33yqtmq.jpg
02-02-2011, 09:05 PM
DoubleM

Awesome

*throws underwear on stage*
http://www.jessewillmstips.com/wp-co...essewillms.jpg
02-02-2011, 09:06 PM
Bree Fletcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoubleM

Awesome

*throws underwear on stage*
http://www.jessewillmstips.com/wp-co...essewillms.jpg

Why am I not surprised? :rolleyes:
02-02-2011, 09:06 PM
DoubleM

Is that a trick question?
02-03-2011, 08:42 AM
Wildor

Well thank you Raster. Nice to know I still rock your boat! :D

Hey Gotti... Can I keep those?
02-03-2011, 08:47 AM
LaoOmologo

*Kidnapps a random girl*
*Throws her at the scene*
Muh.
http://upload.ecvv.com/upload/Produc...8791950521.jpg
02-03-2011, 10:18 AM
Bree Fletcher

And for my next performance...

Well I was posting up a thread,
When out the corner of my eye,
I saw a pretty little thing reply to me.

She said, "I've never seen a woman
Who makes such useless crap,
Now could you please stop, this amuses nobody.

And if you go tell,
I will make your time here hell,
And you can never go send me on my way."

I said, "You're such a sweet young thing,
Just why're you doing this to me?"
She looked at me, and this is what she said:

"There ain't no rest for the trollers,
Lulz don't grow on trees.
I got noobs to flame,
I got an ego to feed,
There ain't smartness on these boards, you see?
Oh no, I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
Ain't no rest for the trollers,
Until the banhammer falls for good."

And then not fifteen minutes later,
After posting up that thread,
I saw an invisimoder creep just out of sight.

And then before I could think twice,
He put red rep up on my post,
He made it clear that he was looking for a fight.

It said, "You should ragequit now,
This post is stupid, makes no sense,
But try and prove me wrong, I dare you, show you're right."

I said, "You will have a blast,
But first you know I got to ask,
Just why want to live this kind of life?"

He said, "There ain't no rest for the trollers,
Lulz don't grow on trees.
I got noobs to flame,
I got an ego to feed,
There ain't smartness on these boards, you see?
Oh no, I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
Ain't no rest for the trollers,
Until the banhammer falls for good."

And then a couple hours past,
And I was ready to log off,
The day was winding down and coming to an end.

And then I peeked into the Bar,
I flipped through posts of posters past,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend.

They had a former-mod suspended,
Was picking on some little noobs,
He ran them up and down with wicked trolling skills.

But even still I can't say much,
Because I know we're all the same,
Oh yes, we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.

There ain't no rest for the trollers,
Lulz don't grow on trees.
We got noobs to flame,
We got an ego to feed,
There ain't smartness on these boards, you see?
Oh no, we can't slow down,
We can't hold back,
Though you know, we wish we could.
Ain't no rest for the trollers,
Until the banhammer falls for good.
02-03-2011, 11:00 AM
LaoOmologo

*Throws the twin of the other girl up*
I herd they liek girls.
02-03-2011, 06:50 PM
Bree Fletcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaoOmologo

*Throws the twin of the other girl up*
I herd they liek girls.

<.<

Oooohhhhh??

Yay. I'll bet the Eagles and Cage the Elephant never got anything like this.

Owai. They get real groupies. :/
02-03-2011, 07:28 PM
Revoltion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

<.<

Oooohhhhh??

Yay. I'll bet the Eagles and Cage the Elephant never got anything like this.

Owai. They get real groupies. :/

I'm always ready to offer my services.
02-03-2011, 09:03 PM
Bree Fletcher

I posted threads in the wrong section the other day.
Well the mods just moved them, sometimes life's okay.
I posted smilies a bit too much, oh what did I say?
Well you just laughed it off, it was all okay.

And we'll all post on, okay.
And we'll all post on, okay.
And we'll all post on, okay.
And we'll all post on, anyway, well,

A Russian spambot took every last dime with a scam.
But it was worth it for teh lulz, you understand.
Bad rep comes don't ya worry even when it lands.
Green rep will work its way back to your hands.
We both got suspended on exactly the same day.
Well we'll post on good news is on the way.

And we'll all post on, okay.
And we'll all post on, okay.
And we'll all post on, okay.
And we'll all post on, alright,
Already, we'll all post on,
No, don't you worry, we'll all post on.
Alright, already, we'll all post on.
Alright, don't worry, we'll all post on.

Alright, already, we'll all post on.
Alright, already, we'll all post on.
Alright, don't worry, even if things end up a bit too heavy,
We'll all post on, alright,
Already, we'll all post on.
Alright, already, we'll all post on, okay,
Don't worry, we'll all post on.
Even if things get heavy, we'll all post on.

Alright, already, we'll all post on.
Don't you worry, we'll all post on.
All post on...
02-03-2011, 09:28 PM
Wildor

Okay Bree okay!!

Here...

http://www.fast-autos.net/diecast-ca...0519569432.jpg

You happy? Now I'm freezing!

:D
02-03-2011, 09:33 PM
Bree Fletcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildor

Okay Bree okay!!

Here...

http://www.fast-autos.net/diecast-ca...0519569432.jpg

You happy? Now I'm freezing!

:D

You... can have them back. In the interest of your health. Really. That's it.
02-03-2011, 09:34 PM
acer5200

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

[IMG]file:///D:/DOCUME%7E1/Bryant/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-17.png[/IMG][IMG]file:///D:/DOCUME%7E1/Bryant/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-18.png[/IMG][IMG]file:///D:/DOCUME%7E1/Bryant/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-19.png[/IMG]You... can have them back. In the interest of your health. Really. That's it.

Epic fail.

http://failbible.net/wp-content/uploads/epic_fail.jpg
02-03-2011, 09:46 PM
Bree Fletcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by acer5200

Epic fail.

http://failbible.net/wp-content/uploads/epic_fail.jpg

Ssh. No one must know.

But... how the hell did I copy a location from my DEAD hard drive? D went to hell, only one of them is working now.
02-03-2011, 11:51 PM
imnothere

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasterbee

Is anyone else picturing Wildor wearing only those Calvin Klein boxer briefs right now?

i am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildor

Okay Bree okay!!

Here...

http://www.fast-autos.net/diecast-ca...0519569432.jpg

You happy? Now I'm freezing!

:D

oh wow!
02-04-2011, 08:45 PM
Bree Fletcher

I want a sig with the brilliance of a diamond.
I want a sig that knows how to impress.
I want a sig with borders that cut,
And my name etched on with a fancy pen.

I want a sig with the best animations,
That flash and sparkle,
And take other posters aback.
It's made with a great render.
It's from an anime show.
It's my favorite character,
With an avatar to match.

I want a sig with a hot girl and a cooooooool background.

I want a sig that's gotten done early.
I want a sig that I can wear 'til late.
I want a sig with uninterrupted popularity,
That uses its sheer beauty to throw off the noobs,
With GIMP effects that shine like justice,
And a shade that is dark like tinted glass.

It flashes and sparkles,
And takes other posters aback.
It’s my favorite character,
With an avatar to match.

I want a sig with a hot girl and a cooooooooool background.

I want a sig with a smooth presentation.
I want a sig with the newest trends.
In a PM you will give me my request.
I'll put it up under my posts and then,

It draws the eye with its colorful presence.
It flashes bright like a camera bulb.
It's awesome, it's so me, I want it forever.
I'll never trade it back until at least next month.

I want a sig with a hot girl and a cooooooooool background.
02-04-2011, 08:49 PM
acer5200

^Cake ftw!!!!
02-04-2011, 09:11 PM
DeSalvionjr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

In a Top Ten alliance,
Cataphracts in my hair.
The warm smell of cold bodies,
Rising up through the air.

Up ahead in the world chat,
I saw a link shining bright.
My fingers heavy and my eyes growing wide,
I had to check out this site.

There she stood in the Kings Bar,
I heard the banhammer well.
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be heaven, or this could be hell."

Then she posted a thread,
And she showed me the way.
There were spambots in the necro'd threads,
I thought I heard them say:

"Welcome to the OT Evony Forums...
Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the OT Evony Forums...
Any time of year,
You can find it here."

Her mind was GFX-twisted,
She got the RPG bends.
She got a lot of pretty, pretty alts,
That she called "friends."

How they posted in the Ban Game,
Sweet, silly, sins.
Some post to remember,
Some post to forget.

So I called up a mod,
"Please find me my mind."
He said, "We haven't had a sane one here,
Since 2009."

And still those spambots are calling
From far away.
Wake me up in the middle of the night,
Just to hear them say:

"Welcome to the OT Evony Forums...
Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face.
Livin' it up at the OT Evony Forums...
What a nice surprise,
Bring your alibis."

Stickies on the ceiling,
Googled champagne on ice.
And she said, "We are all just prisoners here,
Of our own device."

In General Announcements,
They gathered for the feast.
They show up with fifteen bars of rep,
But they just can't kill the beast!

Last thing I remember,
I was runnin' for the door.
I had to find the URL back
to the place I was before.

"Relax," said the super-mod,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can log off any time you like,
But you can't never leave!"

Also:

I read this to the tune of "big butts"
why?
02-04-2011, 09:13 PM
Revoltion

When reading this thread, why do I want to go insult Ghost and Pieman?
02-04-2011, 09:15 PM
DeSalvionjr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revoltion

When reading this thread, why do I want to go insult Ghost and Pieman?

because they did this thing first?
02-04-2011, 09:15 PM
Bree Fletcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeSalvionjr

I read this to the tune of "big butts"
why?

The real question is, how?
02-04-2011, 09:33 PM
Holeypaladin

Just to join in the underwear tossing...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...t-on-white.jpg

It's um... not mine... I kept it after this one time with this one girl... er... yeah, that's it.
02-04-2011, 09:53 PM
SickbyDefinition

Quote:

Originally Posted by acer5200

^Cake ftw!!!!

:cheer:<3<3:cheer:
02-05-2011, 10:43 PM
Bree Fletcher

Infract I may,
Infract I might,
Have this infraction tonight.
Are you satisfied?

Ban for rep,
Ban for fame,
You ban to make your name.
Are those flamers fried?

All the posts you waste.
All the spam you've chased.

Then you stare at your screen,
'Cause you've lost your green.
And you wave your hammer,
But no one's to be seen.

Don't want a lot,
Just to be a mod.
But Dawnseeker's rumbling,
And you're left with just a name.

Where's your green, Mod Nothing?
Where's your green?

Boards controlled,
Bought and sold,
One thousand spammers polled.
Yeah, are you satisfied?

Infract I might,
Infract I may.
Infract your rep away.
Are those flamers fried?

All the posts you waste.
All the spam you've chased.

Then you stare at your screen,
'Cause you've lost your green.
And you wave your hammer,
But no one's to be seen.

Don't want a lot,
Just to be a mod.
But Dawnseeker's rumbling,
And you're left with just a name.

Where's your green, Mod Nothing?
Oh, where's your green?

Huh!

Infract I may,
Infract I might.
Have this infraction tonight.
I want that pink name,
I want it now.
I want it all, and I don't care how.

Careful who you infract.
Careful what you post.
Careful who you infract,
You may regret it.
Careful who who infract,
You just might get it!

Then you stare at your screen,
'Cause you've lost your green.
And you wave your hammer,
But no one's to be seen.

Don't want a lot,
Just to be a mod.
But Dawnseeker's rumbling,
And you're left with just a name.

Where's your green, Mod Nothing?
Nothing.

No you're just nothing.
Where's your green, Mod Nothing?
No, you're just nothing,
Absolutely nothing.

We're off to banny, banny land...
02-09-2011, 09:04 PM
Arathorn136

^See? Welcome to OT, where spam bots run rampant.
02-09-2011, 11:28 PM
Revoltion

This thread is getting trolololed.
02-10-2011, 12:38 AM
Cosmic Fury

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holeypaladin

Just to join in the underwear tossing...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...t-on-white.jpg

It's um... not mine... I kept it after this one time with this one girl... er... yeah, that's it.

Careful there. She might come back and claim that they were stolen...

<.<

>.>