The Skiratan Code

Gather around comrades as I am here to deliver a new set of laws. I have taken it upon myself to draft and enforce these rules.

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable.
2. Be brothers.
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn.
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers.
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead.
6. Question.
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin.
9. Keep public what affects the public.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod.
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public.
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness.
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste.
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you.

And who are you to make these rules?

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Originally Posted by Skirata

2. Be brothers.

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I dun wanna be nobody's brother. That requires an uncomfortable sex change.

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Originally Posted by Skirata

7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.

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But... but... :(

these rules... i like them

rules are meant to be broken :devil:

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Originally Posted by *jdm*

these rules... i like them

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But how can you accept this???

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Originally Posted by Skirata

7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.

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Originally Posted by acer5200

And who are you to make these rules?

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Al-Mahdi, child.

As a married man, I have no problem observing rule 7.

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Originally Posted by Boleslav

As a married man, I have no problem observing rule 7.

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Well aren't you special. Some of us aren't exactly allowed, you know...

I follow no rules but my own

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Originally Posted by Skirata

Al-Mahdi, child.

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I reject your claim to rule these lands.

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Well aren't you special. Some of us aren't exactly allowed, you know...

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But even a civil partnership status would be enough of a workaround for no7. I do think it's odd that it just applies to girlfriends though.

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Well aren't you special. Some of us aren't exactly allowed, you know...

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Relationships are not illegal. I demand that only on Saturday we come together without unneeded ties.

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Originally Posted by acer5200

I reject your claim to rule these lands.

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But the coup has succeeded.

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Originally Posted by Skirata

Gather around comrades as I am here to deliver a new set of laws. I have taken it upon myself to draft and enforce these rules.

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable. What if the original pasta is acknowledged?
2. Be brothers. No love for the sisters?
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn. There's no need to encourage in-fighting. Violence solves nothing.
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers. What is a Mahdi? (must not be important if I don't even know what that is)
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead. What is worse... necroing a thread, or repeating the same subject that has been talked about 100 times before?
6. Question. Answer
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic. What about boyfriends, or wives/husbands?
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin. Doesn't this contradict your first rule?
9. Keep public what affects the public. If private matters can be made public, then public matters can be discussed in private.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod. Why encourage people to let aggression spiral into an endless loop of violence?
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public. But, people are curious and want to know what's going on. It is alienating to keep members out of the loop because they aren't part of a given "clique."
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge. There is wisdom in some youths, as there is naivete in some elders.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness. Who's that?
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste. But, it's all so good. I want, I want... I need, I need.
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you. I want to be censored. If noone corrects me when I am wrong, then how will I learn? Please correct people when they make mistakes or share wrong information.

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I reject your rules and substitute my own standards for posting. :p
Replies in red.

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Originally Posted by Boleslav

But even a civil partnership status would be enough of a workaround for no7.

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Would it? What's the official term for her then, anyhow?

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Originally Posted by Boleslav

I do think it's odd that it just applies to girlfriends though.

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He's clearly discriminatory.

<.<

>.>

*runs in*

*gets nekked*


*runs around the room*

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Originally Posted by Skirata

Gather around comrades as I am here to deliver a new set of laws. I have taken it upon myself to draft and enforce these rules.

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable.
2. Be brothers.
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn.
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers.
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead.
6. Question.
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin.
9. Keep public what affects the public.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod.
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public.
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness.
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste.
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you.

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These actually sound pretty sensible to me...

except for 2, that's rather sexist...

and 7 ummm...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMEN ARE HOT

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Originally Posted by Skirata

Gather around comrades as I am here to deliver a new set of laws. I have taken it upon myself to draft and enforce these rules.

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable.
Broken already. HAH!!!
2. Be brothers.
On my good days only...I'm in a bad mood today.
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn.
I might follow this one...Can I test my new stick on you?
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers.
I hate you, and you will die, lowly mortal.
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead.
Yeah, I'll go with that one--but only out of common sense.
6. Question.
What. Does. That. Mean.
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.
I am forced to follow that rule for the moment because I am single (IRL).
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin.
I'm not using any at all in this copy/pasta. HA!
9. Keep public what affects the public.
My pants are on fire.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod.
Which kind of cheek? *Looks at my rear end*
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public.
You smell funny.
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge.
Or wisdom? Either way, this partially sane person agrees.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness.
Which one, which one...?
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste.
Did I mention that I'm a glutton?
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you.
I might...Or might not...

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I just soiled and disobeyed much of your list. What are you going to do about it?

Regardless of gender, everyone is a /b/rother.

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlord.

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Originally Posted by Revoltion

Regardless of gender, everyone is a /b/rother.

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dont even start

I just hired Chuck Norris to take him out...Don't worry. Our problem will be no more by tomorrow morning.

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Originally Posted by Rota

I reject your rules and substitute my own standards for posting. :p
Replies in red.

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Violence is a tool for human growth. Pain is a deterrent. Law #7 operates under the knowledge that hormonally driven males are shells of themselves and are incapable of keeping a clear mind. Women have the ability to change and twist the mind. A respectable ability but an horrible one as well.

Knowledge is not wisdom. Knowledge is only information. Wisdom is the application and response to information.

Images can be copypastas if you copy and paste.

I will not address all responses as it will be unnecessary. We see from two different places leaving us with no common floor. You may reject anything you want but all things have a price.

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Originally Posted by Skirata

I will not address all responses as it will be unnecessary. We see from two different places leaving us with no common floor. You may reject anything you want but all things have a price.

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I bid two bits!!!

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Originally Posted by Nesterus

dont even start

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I started a neverending race.

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Originally Posted by Skirata

Law #7 operates under the knowledge that hormonally driven males are shells of themselves and are incapable of keeping a clear mind. Women have the ability to change and twist the mind.

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Then how the hell does it apply to me???

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Then how the hell does it apply to me???

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Because you seek a female companion you must follow the law. If you have a problem I suggest you go over the other laws for guidance.

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Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

Then how the hell does it apply to me???

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i think it means you are above the law.

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Originally Posted by bree fletcher

guys guys guys guys im not going to shush about me liking gurls i just needed to let yall know that i like women and yeah they are soft and silky and yeah i like women just needed to make sure you guys understood that i like girls

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Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!

i think it means you are above the law.

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Ozzum. I always knew it.

I listen to no man.

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Originally Posted by Ghost101

I listen to no man.

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That is because you are whipped by she who must not be named instead.

*checks*...I don't have a rod...can i borrow yourS?

The Da Skira Code

I can't type for very long... they are onto me. They think I know the location of the grail... here is what I know. Taking the letter that corresponds to the rule number in the sentence, like this:

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Originally Posted by Skirata

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable.
2. Be brothers.
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn.
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers.
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead.
6. Question.
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin.
9. Keep public what affects the public.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod.
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public.
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness.
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste.
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you.

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... yields TENOSITLITELCOB

Which is an anagram of BOLE SOLICIT TENT

Skirata, where ever you may be, I have received your message and I will procure you the temporary and transportable accommodation you need... we will need to meet so I can hand it over... contact me in the usual way...

*disappears into the darkness*

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Originally Posted by Ghost101

I listen to no man.

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But I am no man.

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Originally Posted by Boleslav

The Da Skira Code

I can't type for very long... they are onto me. They think I know the location of the grail... here is what I know. Taking the letter that corresponds to the rule number in the sentence, like this:



... yields TENOSITLITELCOB

Which is an anagram of BOLE SOLICIT TENT

Skirata, where ever you may be, I have received your message and I will procure you the temporary and transportable accommodation you need... we will need to meet so I can hand it over... contact me in the usual way...

*disappears into the darkness*

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Your ability to observe astounds and amazes me.

Be prepared for a second Reign of Terror.


Maximilien Skirata Robespierre:

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/506...1E70F2B3269972

Not a reign of terror but a reign of prosperity.

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Originally Posted by Skirata

2. Be brothers.

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But I'm really fond of being a girl... :oops:


That's it.. Okay, but your ruling power better cover my medical bills! *stomps off*

Why does Skirata need a tent?

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Originally Posted by Revoltion

Why does Skirata need a tent?

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For loitering within.