What's YOUR remedy for a stopped up nose? :D

None of mine are working, lol.

Slit your neck.

Insert laxatives into every available orifice. Every one.

First, boil water.
Then, put your face in the water.

Steam really opens up your nasal passages. :)

strong liquor! or vasoline under the nose I've found helps sometimes.....or hot peppers (the really hot ones)

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Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition

First, boil water.
Then, put your face in the water.

Steam really opens up your nasal passages. :)

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Umm...don't you mean OVER the water? I guess in works too, if you're paid up on your medical insurance. ;)

Eat a large, steaming hot bowl of Vietnamese pho noodle soup. It works.

With or without Sracha (sp?) hot sauce? ;)

Doesn't matter, the hot sauce is personal preference. I go without.

the blow is my solution of choice

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First, boil water.
Then, put your face in the water.

Steam really opens up your nasal passages. :)

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I once worked with a girl who did that! Only she never meant to; she slipped on a wet floor while carrying a bucket filled with boiling water. It was horrifying. :(

1) Find a spider that has never made a web.
2) Collect the dew of a thousand morn's.
3) Find a volcano that has never erupted.
4) Find 3 lizards with no tails (they must come without tails, you cannot detach them yourself).
5) Find a fairy and convince her/him to have your child.
6) Now you must make the spider spin a web in the shape of a cube, with a hinged lid.
7) Bit by bit, drink the dew and quickly spit it back out (don't swallow) into the cube. It should magically compress to fit. If it doesn't, repeat steps 1&2, 6&7.
8) Drop this box down into the volcano, and jump in afterwards. The lava should surround you and not burn you. You should then have the ability to fly. If it does burn you and/or you can't fly, repeat...no, don't. Prepare for your funeral.
9) Once you have managed to escape the volcano, put the 3 lizards in a triangle and dance around them while throat-singing, for 7 days. Raindrops of lemon juice should start to fall. If they don't, repeat steps 1-4 and 6-9.
10) Get the fairy, and dance in the moonlight with her for 43 consecutive nights. Any ailment you have will now be gone. If this doesn't happen, or you miss a night, repeat steps 1-10.

Good luck, it worked for me, but I suppose that's no garuntee.

LOTS of REALLY spicy food :D

Cut off your nose.

Buy a new nose.

Buy a new aphrodisiac.

Buy less clogging snot.

Hankerchief

A menthol cigarette clears me right out.

less starchy foods in the diet helps a lot.(no more pie!)

Bee pollen, royal jelly supplements help with resistance.

Personally have good results with a spicy burrito or enchalada with Jalapeno sauce. Finished with the Hot tub/sauna therapy!

This:

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I know what you're thinking, Wildor. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Instant cure.

Hmm, I just get my coach angry and let him punch me in the face, square in the nose. Blood comes out, air comes in. ;)

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Hmm, I just get my coach angry and let him punch me in the face, square in the nose. Blood comes out, air comes in. ;)

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Exactly what i do

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Umm...don't you mean OVER the water? I guess in works too, if you're paid up on your medical insurance. ;)

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Oh! Err.. Well yes of course I meant over haha putting your face in might result in severe pain! Teehee! and we wouldn't want that! Now would we? Silly me Hahaha :princess:

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Originally Posted by Demonhero

A menthol cigarette clears me right out.

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I like glass shards in my lungs and throat too. High five.

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Originally Posted by Demonhero

A menthol cigarette clears me right out.

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I like glass shards in my lungs and throat too. High five.

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Hamsters and cigarettes are very similar
Both are harmless
Until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Originally Posted by Ghost101

Hamsters and cigarettes are very similar
Both are harmless
Until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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The hamster is still harmless

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This. Is. It.
melba moore ur welcome

i always have a couple of cups of honey tea.
just a cup of tea with a spoonful of honey in it, works for stuffy noses, sore throats and the common cold.

sorry i couldn't come up with something witty like the posters before me

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1) Find a spider that has never made a web.
2) Collect the dew of a thousand morn's.
3) Find a volcano that has never erupted.
4) Find 3 lizards with no tails (they must come without tails, you cannot detach them yourself).
5) Find a fairy and convince her/him to have your child.
6) Now you must make the spider spin a web in the shape of a cube, with a hinged lid.
7) Bit by bit, drink the dew and quickly spit it back out (don't swallow) into the cube. It should magically compress to fit. If it doesn't, repeat steps 1&2, 6&7.
8) Drop this box down into the volcano, and jump in afterwards. The lava should surround you and not burn you. You should then have the ability to fly. If it does burn you and/or you can't fly, repeat...no, don't. Prepare for your funeral.
9) Once you have managed to escape the volcano, put the 3 lizards in a triangle and dance around them while throat-singing, for 7 days. Raindrops of lemon juice should start to fall. If they don't, repeat steps 1-4 and 6-9.
10) Get the fairy, and dance in the moonlight with her for 43 consecutive nights. Any ailment you have will now be gone. If this doesn't happen, or you miss a night, repeat steps 1-10.

Good luck, it worked for me, but I suppose that's no garuntee.

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I still think mine's the best. :p

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I still think mine's the best. :p

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I don't.You took the shotgun approach to humor. You figured that the more attempts at jokes, the more likely we'd find it funny. This is the same approach MADtv took, sadly remembered now as the worst sketch comedy TV show ever to air.

A large whiskey. You get the benefit of clearing your nose and getting drunk as an added bonus.

Win win...well for me.

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I don't.You took the shotgun approach to humor. You figured that the more attempts at jokes, the more likely we'd find it funny. This is the same approach MADtv took, sadly remembered now as the worst sketch comedy TV show ever to air.

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Fair enough. What shotgun approach? I simply stated my opinion.

I got repped for mine....

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Here are some possible methods. Some are tried and true, others are...not so much that.

1: Drink hot lava. You have to be in a volcano to do this.

2: Remove your nose. That will get rid of your clogging problems for good.

3: Get some water and a plunger. Breathe in the water, and then use the plunger. Flush thoroughly.

4: Get a mouthful of carbonated water, and flush it out the nose.

5: Commit suicide in any manner. That will solve all of your health problems for good. It's a tested and verified method, but the chances of surviving the procedure itself are grim.

6: Create another nasal cavity. Boring a hole into your sinus with a knife is a proven--but extremely painful--method.

7: Don't get sick in the first place. There are several ways to do this, including NOT having a dirty mind. It's hazardous to your mental health. Keep your brain clean, son.

8: Be a blow-hard, and maybe a buffoon to help it out. Employing tissues is useful in this rather reputation-destroying procedure.

9: Get a face transplant. Include your current nasal cavities in the operation.

10: Eat spicy foods. Until your stomach bursts. Not only do you clear up your nose, but you'll never have to deal with hunger again. However, this usually means a very painful death.

Get well soon.

first off blow a huge snottrocket.

then get some ammonia and take a whiff. That'll clear you up realllll fast...trust me Ive done it lol

I use three things.
1- Horseradish, generally gets most stuff. Best in a bloody mary.
2- Wasabi, when it just refuses to budge.

... and if you have to declare thermonuclear war on it...
3- Habanero powder. It's hard to find in powdered form, but a small hit of that will warm you nicely, and get you about as clear as you need to be.

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A menthol cigarette clears me right out.

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Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition

Oh! Err.. Well yes of course I meant over haha putting your face in might result in severe pain! Teehee! and we wouldn't want that! Now would we? Silly me Hahaha :princess:



I like glass shards in my lungs and throat too. High five.

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snort wasabi or just eat a huge amount of it.

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I see no reason why this shouldn't be effective..

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Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition

First, boil water.
Then, put your face in the water.

Steam really opens up your nasal passages. :)

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this

but instead of putting your face IN the water, put it over the water.