I put on my robe and wizard hat

I walk outside and find a lampshade a tub of lard and some cool whip

now what?

http://gallery2.jpmullan.com/d/610982-5/wizard.jpg

You rub the lard all over your body while staring at the lampshade and simultaneousness eat the whip cream....

your neighbors begin to stare

Sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say.

Nesty... Are you...?

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Originally Posted by Montros

Sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say.

Nesty... Are you...?

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Yep he's on Charlie sheen

Is he an F18?

This thread.. It lacks substance.

Now it doesn't :)
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indubitably so SbD

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Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!

Now it doesn't :)
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There's an X over the word which reinforces the lack of substance....

i really need to stop going to jail