1000 Ways to Die

*slowly exits thread ensuring each foot is placed exactly in the same spot as when i entered, continually checking over my shoulder*

now run!

As balaam exits th thread via the stairs, his foot gets caught in the door. Getting nervous, he starts to panic and freak out, flailing and pulling his foot out.
Finally, the door suddenly gives way, but balaam is pulling too hard, his inertia pushes him to the edge of the stairs, where he falls to his doom.

:oops:

set in a kitchen the victim in the dinning room waiting for food
servant crushes glass into a fine powder to serve in a meal to their master

SbD is sharpening teh ban axe.
SbD sees a small sqirl, and decides to test it out.
SbD throws ban axe.
Ban axe nears target, with SbD's perfect aim.
Ban axe reaches target.
For ending 1, please continue to read. For ending 2, skip to below the giant red 2.
Sqirl turns out to be an atom bomb.
Teh entire Evony world is destroyed, and all except for teh OT is also destroyed.
I post this in teh dying moments of Evony as we know it.
Teh Nd.

2
Sqirl turns out to be a super-smart sqirl (Rota?).
Sqirl turns and catches teh ban axe.
Sqirl analyses teh ban axe, and quickly (2 seconds, er so) learns to make one.
Sqirl throws teh ban axe back.
SbD, caught off guard, is hit, and therefore banned.
10 minutes later, Dawnseeker arrives, and sees SbD full of banned-ness.
Dawn begins to reverse teh process.
Sqirl has meanwhile made another ban axe.
Sqirl throws ban axe.
Ban axe hits.
Dawn is banned, and without our mighty leader, teh forums begin to close.
I post this in teh dying moments of teh Evony forums.
Teh Nd.

Iz tru.

Hang gliding!

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Originally Posted by Eutopeus

Hang gliding!

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This is NOT what I asked for, IS IT?!?!?
*swats euto*
do it right or don't do it at all.

*shyly puts hand up*

W-w-was m-min-ne OK-K?

your post caused the death of three users

Mine? Or SbD's?

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Originally Posted by Hehe

Mine? Or SbD's?

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Yours. ..........