Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Originally Posted by DieOrRun04

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Because I was waiting on the other side. Duh.
Owait, you're not talking about chicks? Oh, then uhh ...
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Originally Posted by Revoltion

I just saw this in Food inc...

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Since I saw that movie back in '09, I haven't looked at chickens straight in the eye ...

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Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition

Wait until you see an 18 wheeler transporting chickens in tiny cages, going 70 miles per hour on the highway, offering them no protection against the winds, in the middle of winter.
Unnecessarily cruel.

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That sounds messy.

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Originally Posted by Skirata

To get to the OTHER side.

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http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/l...hickenroad.jpg

Well, apparently, there was an internet cafe on the other side and he just wanted to play Evony.

he saw mr sanders and he's like "im outta here"

Who says the chicken crossed the road in the first place?

yeah it might have been a guinea hen for all we know

He wanted to cross the road because he was incredibly depressed. Apparently he made it to the other side in one piece.

I hear that he has plans to cross a much busier road.

The chicken wanted to get away of Jurnis.

No one understands the motivations of poultry quite like Revo.