We all know the joke. Science has proven that there are thousands of reasons
for why the chicken crossed the road. Whats yours?
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We all know the joke. Science has proven that there are thousands of reasons
for why the chicken crossed the road. Whats yours?
Wasn't it proven during an experiment at the Large Hadron Collider?Quote:
Originally Posted by DieOrRun04
He wanted to meet Mrs. Chicken and get it on!! :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by DieOrRun04
Most definitely. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Aaron4174
Wouldn't it be to get away from the Mrs. Mother in law?
Naa, they get along since the chicken (in the story) got rid of the evil-father inlaw. Kept on putting his beak in unwise places.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prodigy the 5
But when you threaten a chicken of becoming a human's KFC dinner. Kinda gets through to you ;)
To get away from the dreaded chicken farm and the evil caretaker!
Be free chicken! Be free!
*Takes the chicken and fries it*
Mmm Mmm Mmm
Fried chicken.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...5665848149.jpg
Aperently to get away from acer
To get to the other side...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/...020abf515a.jpg
to get away from the rowdy rooster
*that wakes you up at five a.m. ;-( *
i live in south dakota, those things get loud!!
What you trying to say!! You know where i work right? o.OQuote:
Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
To get back to the lovely farm and the lovely lady who feeds them all !
to see what is on the other side if its any better then the side it's on loool
To get to the OTHER side.
We all know where YOU work ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by XxflamesxX
I'm saying chicken farms, specifically built to mass produce chickens for slaughter, inhumanely hold and raise innumerable amounts of helpless creatures.Quote:
Originally Posted by XxflamesxX
http://www.secretskypeemoticons.com/...0159-music.gifYou know the day destroys the nightQuote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side http://www.secretskypeemoticons.com/...0159-music.gif
I just saw this in Food inc...Quote:
Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
Real eye opening.
Wait until you see an 18 wheeler transporting chickens in tiny cages, going 70 miles per hour on the highway, offering them no protection against the winds, in the middle of winter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltion
Unnecessarily cruel.
Amen to that :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Prodigy the 5
Because I was waiting on the other side. Duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by DieOrRun04
Owait, you're not talking about chicks? Oh, then uhh ...
<_<
>_>
Since I saw that movie back in '09, I haven't looked at chickens straight in the eye ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltion
That sounds messy.Quote:
Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/l...hickenroad.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Well, apparently, there was an internet cafe on the other side and he just wanted to play Evony.
he saw mr sanders and he's like "im outta here"
Who says the chicken crossed the road in the first place?
yeah it might have been a guinea hen for all we know
He wanted to cross the road because he was incredibly depressed. Apparently he made it to the other side in one piece.
I hear that he has plans to cross a much busier road.
The chicken wanted to get away of Jurnis.
No one understands the motivations of poultry quite like Revo.
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The chicken crossed the road to get away from farming on evony.
naa it wanted to get soom chicken wings from KFC
To become my dinner
ouch i think its pecking my insides
Yo, i'm happy for you and ima let you continue, but I wanna let you know that this thread has been reused so much time after time. TIME AFTER TIME.
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