Epic Forum Quotes

I have enjoyed my time reading thru the forums here since Civony first started. I wish I had saved alot of statements that I have seen in the time since I started reading the forums here.

If you have some of those quotes you think is funny or deserves a spot here please feel free to share some of them with everyone else.

Anyway I will start this out with two panties quotes. :devil:

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Originally Posted by WarSimi

my panties aren't all twisted .... they just wedgied

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Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!

my panties just dropped!

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Originally Posted by WarSimi

Yall need to get laid ... Just saiyan

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This one is epic.

Old school baby :)





Lord Ken Deathmarr

You can't get rid of the techs, but you can get rid of the other buildings.

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Originally Posted by DoubleM

He means forum quotes sir.

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That is forum quote you just too young sir :devil:

My bad sir. I skipped over the name party.

Rota will tell you more about that funny epic guy :)

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Originally Posted by The Luda

I wake up every morning wishing I was Justin Bieber.

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Still one of the most amusing things ive ever read on this forum!!! :rofl:

Lord Ken Deathmarr is an EPIC source for quotes. I remember when dozens of active forum members were sporting LKD quotes in their sig. I miss LKD. :)

I have a few quotes copypasta'd in a simpletext file in case I want to recall them for sig quoting...

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Originally Posted by xXxODINxXx

wow... i should have read all the pages before responding lol

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Originally Posted by Takis

Rota has hit the nail on the head. Go with his post.

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Originally Posted by Murtagh

thanks for advice
All bow to superior thinking of the Great Rota XD

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Originally Posted by davemata

I don't think dealing harshly with them is going to help the future of the game, or the revenue. (Since in many respects revenue is an important factor for every business.)

They're cheating from a reason, my goal is to remove the reason - not the cheater. Permabans feel to me as if we're saying - "This person is a cheater through and through, Seacrest, out!" I think a more even handed approach, using suspensions and game rebalancing will pay off in the long run.

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Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!

pointless thread is pointless.

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Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!

O.o i cant believe this thread isnt dead yet

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Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!

i started to read this and agree with everything rota says. if people just listened to him the forums would be a better place.

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Originally Posted by Alusair

Rota for Evony Ombudsman, 2011.

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Originally Posted by Wildor

Try posting like someone with a modicum of education (get some help from a friend) and realize this place is not a bucket for you to vomit in.

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Originally Posted by davemata

This is the first step of a comprehensive set of changes that will level the playing field, and dissuade cheaters from continuing.

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Originally Posted by Mayor212

Holy effing crap!

LOLOLOL


I can't believe clearing the cache WORKED.

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Originally Posted by IamDRAMA

NEVER EVER EVER call Rota a grouchy ****...
That's like telling Mother Theresa she has bad PMS..
It's just WRONG!

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Originally Posted by Magaw

Anything you have ever posted that i have seen has made me either smile or lapse into think mode, i couldn't think of any 2 better results

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Originally Posted by Ghost101

I like to take stuff hard

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Originally Posted by WarSimi

yeap .. I'm easy

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Originally Posted by Dawnseeker

If assassins come, just stand up as tall as you can and raise your arms above your head to seem as large as possible, then start yelling. Assassins are usually more scared of you than you are of them.

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Originally Posted by Dawnseeker

Rota is correct.

I don't even understand the question.

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Originally Posted by Dawnseeker

Under title 101.3c of the Governing Convention on Evony Forums and by my authority as Big Cheese, Head Honcho and El Jefe of these here forums, I hereby seize control of this Bar in the interest of the community and to shut up those who cry about the name.

Signed this 23rd day of September, 2010 anno domini.

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Originally Posted by Gamerman

I have the solution. DON'T BOOST OFF OF FACEBOOK!!! I don't know why the even put this feature into the game. Play the game how it was meant to be played. Most age II LIVE off of the gifts.

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Originally Posted by imnothere

all i'm saying is if its sausage he wants, i've got an attachment that.....

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Originally Posted by Japengo

Chews it, swallows, then falls down

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Originally Posted by Ravenwings

I'm just going to shamelessly use Rota to answer your question:

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Quote Rota's answer.

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^ There's your answer.

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I remember this one:

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Originally Posted by Boleslav

Isn't "slightly" mountainous like being "slightly" pregnant?

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It made me laugh then, and it still does. :D

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Originally Posted by XxflamesxX

Still one of the most amusing things ive ever read on this forum!!! :rofl:

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That's gonna hunt me forever.. :rolleyes:

Looks for the "I'd turn for her" Quote...

Sorry Luda, but i have to use you again as you used my Fave saying :

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Originally Posted by The Luda

Acerrrrrrrrrr... Be a good boy and shut up & color...

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my all time favorite quote is one by nesterus that i got infracted for having in my sig

I don't remember, "Yeap, I'm easy"

LOL! too funny dood.

this is my fave mainly because i'm aussie

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Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition

Once again, this is why fanny's are a better choice. Nothing changes much there!
At least not on a dialy basis..

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then there's this one that fits so many situations

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Originally Posted by Japengo

Thats why you make your underlings run while you sit in the background and quietly rule

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oyyyy there are way more quotes then i could ever think of to post over here :)

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Lord Ken Deathmarr: Ratio is a probability or outcome. In other words, a guess. Maybe mean troops but I think she means outcome.

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Ken was funny.

http://bbs.evony.com/showpost.php?p=1450520&postcount=4

"there is no federation, shaam is just on crack."

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Originally Posted by jannge

I'm something something something Swedish something something something completed.

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Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious!

i will forever donate shoes to the I FREAKING LOVE SIMI foundation and take you to greece so we can oggle smexy men and kidnap them and well yeah.

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Originally Posted by Alusair

Live in denial then. The only one you hurt is yourself.

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Originally Posted by Rota

How does one know that trick, yet still lose the battle?


Kudos for the Mac screenshot, though. :cheer:

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Originally Posted by annagilbert

agreed - not often that one comes up with a good idea for a change or whats missing, but here we have one

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Originally Posted by HMBeaty

Definately a good suggestion. One that will HOPEFULLY get implemented

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Originally Posted by Abdul Haamar

Thank you for suggesting this. It is an easy quick fix that most people overlook, and would make game more enjoyable to all players.

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http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=174168
All quotes from a thread that was put into archieves without even being looked at by a representative :mad: Even Rota agreed with it btw!!

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http://bbs.evony.com/showpost.php?p=1535588&postcount=3

"unless choose to use the fluffy duster and sandman impressed the big hairy teddyfairy lets u continue and the pumpkin carriage arrives takes u to ur next date ur first encounter ur never forget but seek more then the c cup u obtain"

"AS MEMBER OF THE MEMBERSHIP OF SANDFLY AND FRENZ DREAMBOATCASTLE THE PANEL OF JUGDES HAVE DECIDED YOUR NOT GONNA GET SPOILT WITH A PIT FITE OVER WHAT U WANT TILL U WIN A PICK UP STICK CHALLANGE ON DISHES BATTLE WITH REST OF THE LADYS INSTEAD OF STOMPING AROUND IN THE GARDEN ON THE FAIRY SHROOM HOUSES WITH UR HAIRY FINGERS YOUR MISSING OUT ON SUMTHING SPIECIAL COS U ALWAYS LOSE BUT MAYBE ABLE TO ARRANGE U A SPIECIAL ORDER FROM THE BIGBOYS CLUBROOM U CAN RONGDAYVUE IN THE DARKROOM"

"and as for u its all about lollypops and girlys that make the world go round at our age sum very round............. WARNING energy drinks in mass dosage not recommend read the label guys i forgot to just a lil guy"

" depends on if u female and look good in a nurse outfit ill be what ever u want me to be sweetie if crazy what u want ill be your ozzy obourne in a mankini"

"u want free food go up the road look thru your nieghbours trash server4 wants free speakers now stop yah complaining and bugger off we arnt server anoymous my name is sandfly its been 2hrs no speakers but i think i can pull thru with a little help from my lady friends"

"by the way im not alway in a bad mood im a helluva guy on the first date"

"ummmmm i wouldnt really know all i know is i usually get banned for big words i cant understand im only a smallfly, but anyway while here would u like to be my friend i have none and u seem to fit my profile of what could be considered a good friend and maybe end up with deeper meaning ....................secretly seeking friends ................sandfly:o"

"its all rite its still funny these kids should come work for me ill even provide em with a shed out the back and pay in cheese to get the rat to get the cat to go with there bag of rice for chores while i enjoy the more important things like my stupid free evony fix .................... it proberly be more fun then there job as a mod................like a wise man once said i think her name was casey strengel ......u can give a man a fish he will eat for a day give him a piece of cheese and chores and a shed out the back he will be a well rounded young man at 5 - 6 yrs old"

"I was rudely offended by the lack of understanding of the life cycle of a sandfly by mods so have link to enlighten the education system in place on evony, so maybe just not me the only kool kid on block, its not a sandfly but who cares looks the same . I think i have used enuff periods to be considered english ............................ sandfly:)

ps I would appriesiate a formal appolligy from mods by way of free coins thank you"

... he never got his coins.:princess:

oh god bol, why why why it burns. ohhh it burnsssss -eyes bleed and explode-

im secretly a sandfly fan, 10 migranes later.

Sandfly rocked my world. :)

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Originally Posted by Boleslav

Sandfly rocked my world. :)

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well it would appear that your world is rocked easily because of people like sandly and the sandfly people of the world because well sometimes i think that he is really living amongst us watching and waiting to strike again. but then if he was then would we all get splitting migranes or would our worldy worlds get rocked? and would he then get the coins to acknowledge the life cycle of a sandfly? TAKE THE CHALLANGE

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Originally Posted by reldra20

If this guy is just a really poor spammer or was just drunk.

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A bit of both maybe?

Well here are 2 that made me lol

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Originally Posted by *jdm*

maybe your idea sucked

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Originally Posted by TrulySorry

Its not really making me mad, just makes me want to suffocate a small furry animal.

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I am the epic forums offtopic person :)
and Prodigy is awesome. No offense to everyone else.

Fire. You are not epic.

There are many more who have preceded who who have been more epic.

There are many people at the moment who are more epic.

There will be many more people to come who are more epic.

:p

"I have a junior batallion and I'm not afraid to use it!"

I can't remember who or where or when but it was epic.

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Originally Posted by Rodri

"I have a junior batallion and I'm not afraid to use it!"

I can't remember who or where or when but it was epic.

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This one? http://bbs.evony.com/showpost.php?p=1297367&postcount=1
Or from this guy? http://bbs.evony.com/member.php?u=244692

Interesting quotes there.

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Originally Posted by Beelan

1 game, 151 servers, 16 states, 640 000 diffrent grid spots on that map,
40 000 per state, and i end up landing right beside a bot :P , curse my luck

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still rofl'ing

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Originally Posted by Darthkuriboh

none of you matter, you know. Nobody cares about any of you, and nobody will miss you when you're dead. Even your kids and pets only pretend to care. You're nobodies. You're also cheaters and supporting cheating. It takes a botter to maintain a huge mech army. If you're supporting mech wars, you're supporting botting, which means you're botters.

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That was posted today partially in response to one of my posts and made me lmao ...

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Originally Posted by Lucas101

That was posted today partially in response to one of my posts and made me lmao ...

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And my response too, lmao ;)

luckily nothing has come back and bit me... yet...
there seems to have been more good ot quotes back in the golden age, when the rules were more lax and the milo's ran free through the meadows....

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Originally Posted by Drizztix

I have 2 unicorns!!!
u wanna pet em?

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Originally Posted by Drizztix

Woman! im a very very busy man...
eating cookies n' watching tv is a meticulous, difficult and time consuming task!

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Originally Posted by irovster

*Continues to taunt FoxyBunny* Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny,...

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i miss those days.

my favourites were the in the convo that sparked my sig quote.

http://bbs.evony.com/showpost.php?p=1398472&postcount=4

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Humility:

History: Came from the Franks. Started the crusades. The Franks are from the North. Byzantines consider them stupid. Vwery poor concept of logistics resulting in the first 3-4 attempts at the crusades never reaching the Holy land

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John Adams:

State Name: Venice.

Location: (If possible)

Leader: (Be historical with this. Who was in power in 1080?) No idea.

Economy: Very good.

Military: Decent. The venicans pride themselves on trade (among other things), they have a decent army.

Infantry: Supplemented with local (and forign) mercenaries, the Vencians are nothing to gawk at.

Cavalry: Light, and rarely, heavy calvery, the Vencians do not have an extreme assortment of calvery.

Missile and Siege: While crossbow training becomes manditory for citizens at a later period, Vencians reguarlarly hire mercenaries to fill this gap.

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My favorite was probably when FatZero complained I was breaking forum language rules since my sig was all in Canadian.

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Originally Posted by Wildor

My favorite was probably when FatZero complained I was breaking forum language rules since my sig was all in Canadian.

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haha priceless (rofl)