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try not to sprinkle when you tinkle .. K?
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Idk but if you have to go to the bathroom skirata ... umm its over there -->Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
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try not to sprinkle when you tinkle .. K?
There is next week's wallpaper.
^ Walter Skizzhankie Dricklittlepoluckstein LLC ... he's in the book. yw
uh hem ... back to the discussion ladies, gentlemen and trolls ...
K... on the lighter side of things ...Quote:
from Eutopeus
I would like to see a turn around on tangible goods essential to survival and sustenance.
Okay, that would be useful if Armegeddon was on our doorstep, and the Apocalypse was in full swing. I can understand and appreciate the need to attenuate survival by stock piling, yet as commerce goes, your debt now to social progression far exceeds your ability to just survive and sustain. In this interim between now and total collapse of currency, just having commodities and tangibles as trade is [in my opinion] premature and frankly impossible to trade the value on a global scale. China just wont take chicken mcnuggets in trade for the bonds they hold. Heck I dont think they will even take toilet paper or roach spray as trade. They want $$s. If the US's currency is so weak then what they thought was $1 is now pooh. Not the good kind of pooh which might sustain an organic garden but the worthless kind of pooh that wont sustain shizitt.
Attempt to go back in time and trade commodities instead of a currency backed by something of value and you have rot, spoilage, hording, manipulation, tethered despostisms, cruel prejudices, and FU's. It just dont work. Maybe in a small community, but not on a global scale. Believe it or not the world is a bigger place now, and all things are interconnected. The option to bow out is no longer on the table.
A Food source would be my very 1st focus because we all like to eat sometime.
The U.S. has become more and more dependant on outside sources for their food supply.
This is a true statement, on its surface, however seeing that, .. think about what you have said. Do you actually know what it takes to provide good nutritional meals? Do you know that to feed the world takes a butt load of artificially produced chemicals to improve food source production. Again, we do not live in an enclosed community anymore. Variety is the spice of life, and trade supports those spices of life. Take away foreign markets and you take away choice. Take away choice and you take away improvement to the standard of living. Viable only due to diversity. In essence you would stagnate the ecomomy by denying goods from other countries. Protectionism never works, no matter how many 'smart' people try it.
Soil,water and sunlight are abundant and available.Seeds are found everywhere.All of the above are gifts of the earth.
Spores,waste and elements are also free and will yield many types of food.Without direct sunlight,to the best of my knowledge.
Sounds a bit "Farmy"? It is.
K ... as of now we do not have a food shortage issue, what we have is a 'dumbbutts not paying the national debt creating a hole in national credit the size of planet z671 in the Forensic Nebula Galaxy' problem. You may have a point of reason to tout good earth farming for small backyards to eat and sustain. I caint deny you the logic behind the thought. Because if what I think is going to happen happens? EVERY moneys or assests of value you hold will be taken away from you for "the good of the cause of reducing the national debt'"
Technology is great yet needs to be used in a way that sustains the vast amounts of resources it uses. The so called footprint. Our current use of technology accelerates the conversion of resources without much return on investment.
Again true statement, but can you not see that the effecient use of Technolgy HAS been and IS being applied? the weakened dollar is not because of bad management of the food supply, IT is because of corrupt self grandizing dolts that steal from you and yours, and then lie about giving to the needy, when all they really do is stash it in their own coffers, or support an ever increasing do nothing bureaucracy that just loves to regulate your freedom and rights, right out the door with regulations, fees, taxes, and a butt load of other hidden charges. but I digress.
I always say. Money is worthless. It doesn't taste very good and burns like ****! edit: I am a huge fan of Mychorizals. then again you have a point .. shrooms might just save us yet.
A mushroom walks into the King's Bar and says, "Hey bartender, gibb me a whisky, please and thankyou!"
To witch the bartender replies, "Go on shroom, we dont serve your kind in here!! = ( "
To witch the mushroom replies, "Aww why not? Ima fun guy! =) "
Out of interest, who was the bartender?
Dankfire ..... too cool for shoes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hehe
Ah, that would make sense.
Also, the bar has been blown up that many times, I don't think it's even there any more... :)
sure it is ... just been remodled ... out in a swamp ... over by that cypress tree ... near the old native american indian burial grounds ... on cornsuck county route 666 .... 3 miles from floyd's house ... 2 miles from the bait and tackle emporium ... directly under the only street light in town ... against the old telephone pole ... bordering on the sinkhole ... between lost and found ... two days ride from a rock and a hard spot ... on the corner of two dogs a f******, hell ask anyone Hehe for directions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hehe
there is a carpool leaving in two minutes
........Pink Floyd.....?Quote:
Originally Posted by King Alboin
Since they aren't worth anything apparently, send em to me
Dont we wish ... but nah. floyd trupper the chicken butcher, butchers chickens for cornsuck county, you may know his cousin raspis 'highpockets' trupper? No? well he sells the butchered chickens floyd butchers. even has his own meat store. sells only chickens though. kindof testy if ya ask me.Quote:
Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
why one time when i was in there waiting for nothing, playing checkers with floyd, [yup there's a checkers board over by the soda machine]
anyhoo, in walks this lady from up north some where's, and she goes up to raspis and asks
"Do you sell butchered chickens here?"
raspis replies witha toothy smile, "why yes ma'am, that's what I do, sell butchered chickens. how may i help you."
"Well," she starts. "I am making a very special fried chicken recipe, handed down to me from my great great grand ma ma, and it calls for a Rhode Island Red chicken. Do you have a butchered Rhode Island Red chicken, sir?"
"Hmmmm," hmms raspis. "i think i may have one in the back, be just a minute, i'll go check"
and minute later raspis comes out with this butchered chicken and flops it on a square of wax paper laying on the counter. "there ya go ma'am."
the lady delicately sticks her finger in the chicken's butt, pulls it out and says to raspis, "Sir, this is not a Rhode Island Red chicken, its a Delaware Blue Hen, I specifically asked for a Rhode Island Red, now if you can not find me a Rhode Island Red, I'll have to go somewhere's else!"
waving his hands raspis says back to her, "hold on, i have more chickens in the back, i am sure i have Rhode Island Reds in stock, be back in just a minute."
just a minute later, raspis comes out and flops another chicken on the counter. "there ya go ma'am one prime grade A Rhode Island Red chicken," he says, smiling his toothy grin and all.
the lady again delicately sticks her finger in the chicken's butt, and fuming she hollars at raspis, "Why this is NOT a Rhode Island Red, SIR! THIS is a Jersey Giant. DONT you know about chickens? Where are you from anyways?"
to that raspis, turned around, dropped trow and said, "I dont know lady, stick your finger in my butt and tell me where I am from."
sure sure, umm ... just give up that fax number, and I will fax them over right away!Quote:
Originally Posted by TrulySorry